The Pasta Diet

1. You walk pasta da bakery.
2. You walk pasta da candy store.
3. You walk pasta da ice-cream shop.
4. You walk pasta da fridge.

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I don't like pasta.

This thread tickles my fancy, Mum. :) Especially because being Italian, I adore pasta.

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I don't get it. :(

>>> I eat pasta because is cheap and probably the only food I can afford right now..

What does this topic have to do with pasta your making me more hungry. Thats it I'm going to get me some food. *Goes to get food* (5 mins later) I'm back *munch munch*

:( Why do people not get it? It's so simple to understand. What's to get!? :p

xD

I ran out of pasta last week.

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Ummm...does Top Ramen count Mum?

Gotta love pasta.

Top Ramen = Best college food ever.

Pasta is pretty awesome.

Aww, Your the best mum ever for making me giggle.

I wanna walk pasta the ice cream shop. :love:

I love pasta muchly :heart: But only with white sauce!

Get outta here.

I walked pasta this thread and my face looked like this. ---> :eyebrow: I thought this thread was going to be about pasta, but no just a play on words. Fooled again by witty EoFF members!

I prefer the cheerleader diet.

Cheerleader orders a salad, then sit's next to her football playing boyfriend and his huge cheeseburger plate with fries. everything she takes from his plate has no fat in it. Also, when she cuts herself a piece of cake, and only eats half, the half she eats has no fat. when she get's hungry after a fe wminutes and eats half of the remaining half, that half has no fat. this continues until there is one crumb remaining that has all the fat from the rest of the cake concentrated in it. she gives that to another cheerleader who gets all fat and bloated and then the first cheerleader gets to be captain of the team because she's skinnier.

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Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou

I prefer the cheerleader diet.

Cheerleader orders a salad, then sit's next to her football playing boyfriend and his huge cheeseburger plate with fries. everything she takes from his plate has no fat in it. Also, when she cuts herself a piece of cake, and only eats half, the half she eats has no fat. when she get's hungry after a fe wminutes and eats half of the remaining half, that half has no fat. this continues until there is one crumb remaining that has all the fat from the rest of the cake concentrated in it. she gives that to another cheerleader who gets all fat and bloated and then the first cheerleader gets to be captain of the team because she's skinnier.

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Win.

Wait, are we making fun of Italians? If so, count me in!