If you could hang with Flava Flav for a day, what would you do?
Printable View
Make a murder-suicide pact...
Oh man. Id get lucky every minute of hanging with him. He's a pimp.
I would teach him how to play croquet, the old skool way.
edit: Who is Flava Flav anyway?
Dress him in women's clothes (the stripper kind), and throw him into a crowded area.
Never heard of him.
Id burn his wardrobe ;D
I'd destroy all of his stupid clocks :)
Fix his teeth.
I'd persuade him to give me a load of free PE cds.
I would demand he take me to go visit Chuck D and then be thrilled to meet one of the greatest MC's of all time.
I'd yank the clock off of his neck, toss it over a bridge (over dry land), and enjoy watching him dive after it.
Do fun stuff. Go to Janice Dickinson's house. :p
*Solicits help from EoFF community! We need to perform a Janice Dickinson intervention for Dagger!
I LOVE FLAVA FLAV. The words "Flava Flav!!!" are drawn and underlined on my computer monitor.
I'd make him do a Strangelove II
I'd ask him to take me to Red Lobster, eat, have him pay the check, then dash off at the speed of light.
I'd murderize the guy. His teeth freak me out.
Mug him during the last minute or so. Or auction his clock on eBay.