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This morning I woke up with a hard hat, a bright yellow jacket, a huge parking sign and a phone that won't stop vibrating (now in freezer). I also have a significant lack of keys....
So what have you crazy kids woken up with lately?
Edit: found my keys
A comfy bed.
I woke up with nothing to look forward to. :(
Spongebob. ;)
y is your phone in the frezzer
A face full of cat butt.
Heartburn...:(
On the floor without my pants, feeling tingly and dirty but thats normal.
Sounds delightful and kinky.Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
I didn't wake up this morning, because I slept late. If I did I would probably have said something like, "Zomg, morning is too early and I don't like breakfast." Then I would've fallen back to sleep. :)
I usually woke up to see my room tidied up and my work all done by the seven little elves that reside in some hidden elven corner of my room. :bigsmile:
I woke up with 1,000,000 in hand, two women by my side, and a nice smile. :cool:
where else am i supposed to put it?Quote:
Originally Posted by gamewizzard16
I put my phone in the oven to keep it warm and cozy. :bigsmile:
Who wakes up in the morning?
Anyway, when I woke up the phone was on my desk, my fan was off and the sun was coming in my window.
Woke up to see my scary reflection in my TV!
Marick :-/
I wake up with a nose full of allergies.
woke up on my couch and the big lebowski was on tv
Woke up to see my cousin's face staring at me. *Shivers*
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Heartburn...
one crazy day probably sometime after noon...i woke up feelin like not tired at all....and also i had my pants on...which is very unusual...i was scared too.....
This morning when I woke up, there were pencil sharpenings in my bed. They certainly weren't there when I got into bed. So I don't know how they ended up there.
was there any money in your bed when you went to sleep? if so, you may have been visited by the reverse pencil-sharpenings fairyQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Someone tryign to take my poptarts!
I hit my head on the garbage lid. It really hurt.
Oh, and on a less significant note, a nail was driven into my forehead.
That's hawt.Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
Woke up to: a headache that's just now going away, my mom yelling at me to wake up, and a nice, cozy bed.
:oscar:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
I wake up most of the time.
There wasn't any money in my bed, but there was money beside my bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aracielwas there any money in your bed when you went to sleep? if so, you may have been visited by the reverse pencil-sharpenings fairyQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I woke up with a girl on my bed. Best day EVER.
Spongebob. ;D
No, seriously, I have a spongebob pillow. xD
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Originally Posted by kikimm
Heartburn not heartattack. :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by sephirothishere
It's just a shame you use it for stuff other than resting your head. =(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I woke up to an empty glass, one which ought to have contained water. This saddened me.