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What's your favorite movie quote? Here's mine :
"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever until you are dead!" ~Kyle Reese (The Terminator)
"I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do." ~T-800 (Terminator 2 : Judgment Day)
"Your gonna need a bigger boat!" - Brody (Jaws)
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exsist." - Verbal Kint (Usual Suspects)
"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption
F***. F***ity f*** f***. F***. -4 Weddings and a Funeral
This is just temporary because I can't think of anything else right now.
"they peed on your F@#$%@% rug" -the big lebowski
"the" -ghostbusters 1 and 2
"gentlemen, you can't fight in here! this is the war room!" -dr strangelove
"STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!" Billy Madison
and anything from the Big Labowski
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. -Blue Brothers
"We demand the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"
"My thumbs have gone weird, I'm in the middle of a f*****g overdose!"
~ Both from Withnail & I
"I'm a nihilist, I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism"
~ The Anarchists Cookbook
That was mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bantam
You're the man now, dog.
Id say it'd have to be... F***,
Great Stewie, now next question:
What is your favourite swear word - Family Guy - Stewie Griffin the Untold Stouy
I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane! - Snakes on a Plane ftw!
"I am your father!" from Empire Strikes Back is probably the most memorable quote.
Here's another great one, from Pirates of the Caribbean: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
Other great quotes:
(SPOILER)"You wrote that the world doesn't need a saviour, but every day I hear people crying for one." - Superman Returns
"He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams." - Spider-Man 2
There's another great quote in Spider-Man 2 when (SPOILER)Mary Jane returns to Peter in the end, but I think I've posted enough quotes for now. :p
"Yippee-ki-yay!"
-- John McClane (Die Hard)
"Tear down the wall!"
-- The Judge (The Wall)
Do or do not, there is no try. -Yoda (ESB)
Yea, I like that quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by NINJA_Ryu
"You wanna play rough? OK. Say hello to my little friend" - Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface.
"You're inhuman."
"No... .I'm in touch with humanity."
"Ask me a question.:
"What do you do?"
"I'm into... well murders and executions mostly."
"Do you like it?"
"It depends. Why?"
"Because most guys I know who work with mergers an acquisitions really don't like it."
"You're a smurfing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
"I have to return some videotapes"
"Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks."
"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. "
~ American Psycho
Oh, and add every song in the South Park Movie into mine too.
I'd quote some, but I doubt that Cid's Knights would like that too much... :shifty:
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Here's some more quotes :
"I love you!" "...I know." ~Han Solo & Princess Leia (Empire Strikes Back)
"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" ~Austin Powers (Austin Powers : International Man Of Mystery)
"Three days!? Three days!? How many sins could you have committed in three days!? Come back when you have more time please!" ~Alejandro (The Mask Of Zorro)
"How could you!?" "I'm a woman!" "I'm sorry I--" ~Batman & Catwoman (Batman Returns)
The entire scene from Pulp Fiction from when Vincent and Jules enter the flat with the three guys to when they leave.
Just what i was about to say, but hell any scene from Pulp Fiction could be used.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
But it's gotta be that memorable scene from The Shawshank Redemption when Red is about to meet Andy for the first time outside of prison at the end of the film. That scene was perfect..
"I hope i can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams... i hope."
I love "A Clockwork Orange" quotes. I quote it all the time. :D
" Hello, Cloud!" ~ Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
And, look at my sig!!!!
"Welcome to the Suck." - Jarhead
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again." ~Silence of the Lambs
"I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me."~The Color Purple
I can't think of any more right now worth posting.
Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill. - The Bride, Kill Bill
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Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. - Bill
How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? - The Bride
Well, it just so happens I have a solution. *shoots her* - Bill
"Sarah Connor?" "Yes?" *BOOM* ~T-800 (The Terminator)
"Happy trails Hans!" ~John McClane (Die Hard)
"You killed my parents." "What??? *Spits out blood* What are you talking about?" "I made you...You made me first." ~Batman & The Joker (Batman)
"Does it make you horny?" ~Austin Powers (Austin Powers : International Man Of Mystery)
V from V for Vendetta:Quote:
”Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”
The Bride in Kill Bill:Quote:
Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
These two speeches really rocked my socks, along with probably everything Quentin Tarantino has ever written of dialogue.
It's all in the reflexes.
"Im tired of these mothersmurfing snakes on this mothersmurfing plane" - Samuel L Jackson - Snakes on a Plane
i could probably think of a better quote from a better movie (is there one?) but im too lazy to think right now, and this has been stuck in my head for a week cos it's so good :choc:
“This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then… explode.”
Mal, Serenity
“I swallowed a bug.”
River, Serenity
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: Well… you can't!
Serenity
I could list more, but they would all be from Serenity so..
"You would murder three innocent men just to capture me?" "I would murder a hundred innocent men if it meant killing you." *Zorro carves his trademark Z on Rafael's neck* "Three men, three cuts, a small memento of Mexico, Rafael to remind you not to return." ~Zorro & Rafael Montero (The Mask Of Zorro)
*Speaking German* *Click* "Put down the gun...and give me my detonators." "Well, well, well...Hans." "Put it down now." "That's pretty tricky with that accent." "You ought to be on smurfing tv with that accent." What do you want with the detonators Hans?" "I already used all of the explosives...or did I?" "I'm going to count to three." "Yeah." "Like you did with Takagi?" *Click* "Oops." *Click Click* "No bullets." "What do you think I'm smurfing stupid Hans?" *Elevator bell dings* "You were saying?" John McClane & Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"It's a trick. Get an axe." - Army of Darkness
"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at. " - The Office
"You were good kid, real good but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best see?" ~Jim Carrey (The Mask)
My favourite movie quote is the following:
"Some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart." - The Land Before Time
TOM [crouching toward her, overtowering her tiny figure. She backs away, gasping]: I'm going to opium dens ! Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals' hang-outs, Mother. I've joined the Hogan gang, I'm a hired assassin, I carry a tommy-gun in a violin case! I run a string of cat-houses in the Valley! They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield, I'm leading a double-life, a simple, honest warehouse worker by day, by night a dynamic tsar of the underworld, Mother. I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes on the roulette table ! I wear a patch over one eye and a false moustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me -El Diablo ! Oh, I could tell you things to make you sleepless ! My enemies plan to dynamite this place. They're going to blow us all sky-high some night ! I'll be glad, very happy, and so will you ! You'll go up, up on a broomstick, over Blue Mountain with seventeen gentlemen callers! You ugly - babbling old - witch. [He goes through a series of violent, clumsy movements, seizing his overcoat, lunging to do door, pulling it fiercely open. The women watch him, aghast. His arm catches in the sleeve of the coat as he struggles to pull it on. For a moment he is pinioned by the bulky garment. With an outraged groan he tears the coat of again, splitting the shoulder of it, and hurls it across the room. It strikes against the shelf of Laura's glass collection, there is a tinkle of shattering glass. LAURA cries out as if wounded.]
From Tennessee Williams' The Glass Menagerie.
*Shoots machine gun* "WHERE ARE YOU!?" "Here." "AHH!" ~Batman (Batman Begins)
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Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Any line from Office Space :D
"The three shall spread thier blackened wings and be the striking hammer of God.- The Boondock Saints
"The name's Bond...James Bond." ~James Bond (Dr. No)
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No mister Bond I expect you to die!" ~James Bond (Goldfinger)
"Welcome to hell Blofeld." ~James Bond (Diamonds Are Forever)
"For England James?" "No...for me." ~James Bond (GoldenEye)
This may seem inappropriate but meh.
"You come with me, I give you sucky sucky!"-Aereola from Not Another Teen Movie
"Hmm... Those clothes don't flatter you at all. It's either a dress or nothing, and I happen to have no dress in my cupboard!"
~ Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest.
I was going to put that one, but since you did, I shall put another great one from that movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuroshima
"Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?" -Connor, Boondock Saints
Is it dead? Rocco, Boondock Saints
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Spider-Man
"I love those moments...i like to wave at them as they pass by."
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean
"The Gospel according to Saint Monty of Python.
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One:
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
Amen"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D
"Eddie Murphy, f*** you!" -Eddie Murphy in Raw
"Nobodies going to jail Karen!"-Henry Hill in Goodfellas
"And do not be so emotional George because we are brothers!"-Diego Delgado in Blow
"Bitch, you don't have a future." - The Bride, Kill Bill vol 2
'The Dude abides.' -Big Lebowski
"Why can't you out run them I thought you said this thing was fast!?" "Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home!" "Besides I know a few maneuvers we'll lose them." "How long before you can make the jump to lightspeed?" "It'll take a few moments to get the data from navicomputer." "Are you kidding at the rate they're gaining!?" "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!" "Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'll end your trip real quick wouldn't it!?" "What's that flashing?" "We're losing the deflector shield go strap yourselfs in while I make the jump to lightspeed." "Are you alright?" "What's wrong?" "I felt a great disturbance in the force." "It's as if millions of oysters suddenly cried out in terror then suddenly silenced." "I feel something terrible has happened." "You better get on with your excises." "Well you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs I told you I'd out run them." "Don't everybody thank me at once anyway we should be at Alderaan in 0800 hours." "Now be careful R2." "RRRAAAHHAARROOAAHH!" "He made a fair move screaming about can't help you." "Don't have it...it's not wise to upset a wookie." "But sir nobody worries about upsetting a droid." "That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their socket when they lose wookies are known to do that." "GRRRRRRR!" "I see your point sir." "May I suggest a new strategy R2?" "Let the wookie win." "Remember a Jedi can feel the force flowing through him." "You mean it controlls your actions?" "Partially but it also obeys your commands." "Hahaha!" "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blast at your side kid." "You don't believe in the force do you?" "Kid I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other I've seen a lot of strange stuff but I've never anything that'll make me believe there's an all powerful force controlling everything." "No mystical energy controlls my destiny it's a whole lot of simple tricks and nonsense." "I suggest you try it again Luke and this time let go your conscious self and act on instinct." "With the blast shield down I can't even see how am I supposed to fight?" "Your eyes can deceive you don't trust them." "Stretch out with your feelings." "See?" "You can do it." "I call it luck." "In my experience there's no such thing as luck." "Look good against remotes is one thing good against the living?" "It's something else." "Looks like we're coming up on Alderaan." "You were right I could almost see the remote." "That's good you've taken your first step into a larger world." ~Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, C-3PO, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Chewbacca (Star Wars Episode IV : A New Hope)
mother is god in the eyes of a child"
Oh yeah, I forgot V's very vivid v-themed opening speech, which will never vanish in vain since various visions in it were vastly vivacious. :p Here's some more great quotes:
Governor Swann: "So this is your choice? You know he is a blacksmith."
Elizabeth Swann: "No. He's a pirate." *she kisses Will Turner*
Jack Sparrow: "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically." (to Commodore Norrington) "I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you..." *he trips over the ledge*
Barbossa: "So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?"
Jack Sparrow: "No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"
What can we conclude from this? Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl has some really great lines. :D
Frankly my dear I don't give a **** - Rhett Butler (Gone with the wind)
"I'll be back." ~T-800 (The Terminator)