how to become staff member

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08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
ChibiAxel

how to become staff member

im just asing but how can i become a staff member?
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
Raistlin

The first step is not to make this thread.
08-31-2006, 11:11 PM
Decessus

As soon as you find Carmen Sandiego. I suggest you start at Phy's place.
08-31-2006, 11:12 PM
Rye

The first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair and pie charts. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Spend nights with him whispering beautiful statistics in his ear for him to graph. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:
08-31-2006, 11:13 PM
I Took the Red Pill

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Originally Posted by Rye

This first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:

She's right. How do you think DanKyono got on Site Staff? :rolleyes2
08-31-2006, 11:14 PM
ChibiAxel

I'm sorry

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

The first step is not to make this thread.

im sorry Raistlin
lock this up
08-31-2006, 11:14 PM
Madonna

That totally reminds me; I haven't asked to be a moderator this month!

Please, amdinstarators, correct this!
08-31-2006, 11:15 PM
Venom

Have you faced the ten trials of death?
08-31-2006, 11:16 PM
ChibiAxel

no NO NO!
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Rye

yes YESYES!
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by water hopper

no NO NO!

Then you cant become a staff member, sorry.
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

The first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair and pie charts. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Spend nights with him whispering beautiful statistics in his ear for him to graph. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:

<3.
08-31-2006, 11:18 PM
ChibiAxel

some one plz lock this thread
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
I Took the Red Pill

Come on, he said plz.
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
Raistlin

But we're having so much fun.
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
Decessus

Let's do the archive!
08-31-2006, 11:20 PM
Eminem's_No.1_Fan

you know you allready made the thread so it wont make any differense if it's locked or not, if you still want to be on the staff.
08-31-2006, 11:22 PM
Decessus

Mmmm... Sweet humiliation...
08-31-2006, 11:22 PM
Venom

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?
08-31-2006, 11:23 PM
Decessus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arucard

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?
08-31-2006, 11:23 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Decessus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arucard

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
I Took the Red Pill

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Arucard

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)

The first step was not to post in this thread.
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Arucard

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)

Anyone who can go through that torture deserves it.
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
Craig

To get on staff you have to do the Meteo now.
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
Venom

Shoden would make a great admin.
08-31-2006, 11:25 PM
Eminem's_No.1_Fan

i did all of that *wink,wink*
08-31-2006, 11:25 PM
Jojee

Sleep with an admin, ~~that's how I did it ^_^~~.
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Jojee

Sleep with an admin, ~~that's how I did it ^_^~~.

Shoden is NOT going to do that!!! He has morals.
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Jojee

Sleep with an admin, ~~that's how I did it ^_^~~.

Cid was the only admin when you were modded. :p
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

Have you faced the ten trials of death?

Well... have you?
08-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Jojee

There was Quigoni, wasn't there? :(
08-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

Have you faced the ten trials of death?

Well... have you?

No smurfing way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.
08-31-2006, 11:28 PM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Jojee

There was Quigoni, wasn't there? :(

She came along after the few weeks, at least, and we were modded in the first few days.
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Moon Rabbits

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Jojee

Sleep with an admin, ~~that's how I did it ^_^~~.

Cid was the only admin when you were modded. :p

And? ;)
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Erdrick Holmes

Kiss lots of ass... oh wait, that's how you don't get banned. Nevermind.
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Decessus

I found her!
http://ffclassic.net/characters/rmage.gif
What do I win?
08-31-2006, 11:30 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Decessus

I found her! What do I win?
http://ffclassic.net/characters/rmage.gif

The internet.
08-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Moon Rabbits

Oh god, every time I click out of this thread it has 10 more pages.

:(
08-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Shlup

The secret to staffdom lies in Cid's pants. That's all the information I can give you.
08-31-2006, 11:33 PM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's all the information I can give you.

All the information it took.
08-31-2006, 11:34 PM
Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

Have you faced the ten trials of death?

Well... have you?

No smurfing way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.

Best of luck then water hopper. :up:
08-31-2006, 11:35 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Arucard

Have you faced the ten trials of death?

Well... have you?

No smurfing way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.

Best of luck then water hopper. :up:

I have faith in him. Maybe he will realize being a staff member isnt worth being killed by the ten trials.
08-31-2006, 11:36 PM
Shoden

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by water hopper

no NO NO!

Then you cant become a staff member, sorry.

He isn't Metal enough to face the trials of Death. There's different kinds of staff, forum staff and site staff. Anyone can become Site Staff but to become forum staff you gotta be a rule loving lunatic and sell your soul to Yams.
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
FightClubFan#47

The first two rule of being a staff member are not talking about being a staff member.
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
Moon Rabbits

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

The secret to staffdom lies in Cid's pants. That's all the information I can give you.

I found keys in the left pocket. Are these the keys to staffdom? :(
08-31-2006, 11:43 PM
Old Manus

You PM somebody asking, idiots.
08-31-2006, 11:43 PM
Venom

I m goin 2 b cK 1 day.

I'd drop out of school to do it too.
08-31-2006, 11:47 PM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Skyler

http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/artis...0Dog_small.jpg
Don't do it kid... I dropped out to become a CK one day...
08-31-2006, 11:49 PM
Erdrick Holmes

I was an admin once. But they took away my powers because I banned all the GTA fans here. Man, my hand STILL hurts from all those bannings.
08-31-2006, 11:49 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

Two ways
Be the son of a staff member
or save the life of a staff member
08-31-2006, 11:51 PM
JackNapier

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.
08-31-2006, 11:51 PM
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

I thought that in order to be an administrator you had to create 250 threads post at least 9999 posts and then you had to write a speech praising all the other forum leaders even if you had to lie (which you probably would).

The you had to post in every members user note and vow to respect and obey...and do stuff for the Big Heads of EOFF.
08-31-2006, 11:52 PM
Venom

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Originally Posted by Übel

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I think not.
08-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Moon Rabbits

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Originally Posted by mobiletype

Two ways
Be the son of a staff member
or save the life of a staff member

I saved one from cholesterol.
09-01-2006, 12:02 AM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Übel

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.
09-01-2006, 12:04 AM
Moon Rabbits

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Übel

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

im an anarchst so i dun vote for best authority types, lolz.
09-01-2006, 12:06 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Skyler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Übel

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

I'll pity vote you.
09-01-2006, 12:06 AM
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

Isn´t there a corrupt election or something to decide who becomes a CK? Or you have to wait for a CK to "kick the bucket" to replace him?
09-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Jojee

You can just kill one instead, y'know. I suggest Hsu. ^_^
09-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Shoden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Übel

I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

It's obvious you'd win it anyway, but you got competition from Leeza, who knows maybes other famous, ex-spammers like you will join the ranks of the Cid Knights and give you some competition and make it more fun for you and therefore giving you more bragging rights when you win the ciddie!

To be on site staff you got to be smart and know all sorts of nerd-stuff and coding.
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
crono_logical

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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

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Originally Posted by Arucard

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Arucard

I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)

The first step was not to post in this thread.

I've posted in here :p Oh wait :p
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Erdrick Holmes

I'm still putting my money on 'kissing staff's ass.
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Moon Rabbits

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Originally Posted by Jojee

You can just kill one instead, y'know. I suggest Hsu. ^_^

I'm to afraid of rubah to do that. :(
09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Jojee

Yeah, I know :( It's just that for some reason the words, Hsu, rubah, and puke came into my head while I was typing that XD

You could always default to Psychotic. I mean, nobody likes him ^.^
09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

You have to be smart to be an administrator?:eep:
09-01-2006, 12:13 AM
Hambone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

The first step is not to make this thread.

exactly.
09-01-2006, 12:38 AM
ChibiAxel

*gasps*HAMBONE!!!...call me now!!!
09-01-2006, 12:41 AM
Psychotic

Yeah, that's the last time I ever give you lot a chance.
09-01-2006, 02:59 AM
Yamaneko

For the right price I'll make anyone a staff member. Well anyone except Raistlin. I still have some dignity left.

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