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I was almost caught once by my 5 year old brother I was on the computer in my room when he suddenly opened the door luckly I was fast enough to pull my hand and close the computer , he didn't suspect a thing of course not that he knows what I was doing
so share your embarrassing srories here
Edit: can a mod fix the title
That disturbs me to no end.
Yeah, my brother almost caught me browsing EoFF too. I'd hate it for people to find out my secret fascination that is Final Fantasy.
My wife caught me on Eoff. :cry:
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Originally Posted by bipper
Oh yes! Of course! Browsing EoFF!
No. I have a secret underground lair.
same thing you bastard. wait :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by BantamQuote:
Originally Posted by bipper
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Originally Posted by bipper
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused
Crikey that was blunt! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
Good thing you're smarter than that LUKEJAKE. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
Oh, man, embarassing stories XD
Also that guy ^ said blimey. Hehehe Harry Potter.
No. I think that was typed after a blunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14Crikey that was blunt! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
That's quite sad.
I have an embarrassing story that has no relevance to anything: I eat scones....THE WRONG WAY ROUND!
Here is the correct way:
http://www.amberstreetinn.com/images/scones.jpg
And LOLzOrDs bipper. LoLzOrDs.
whats all this blunt it might sound dumb but i dont know what you meanQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperNo. I think that was typed after a blunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14Crikey that was blunt! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
My blunt meant that it wasn't subtly written. You'll find out about the other blunt when you're older. LoLzOrDs.
I feel no shame about it. If I am browsing EoFF, and someone comes in... I just leave it right up there. They can deal with it if they have a problem!
No. But I have a strange urge to minimize the EoFF window everytime a family member walks into my room. It's not that I'm embarrassed...well, I am, but in a good way! :p
I put gel in my hair and wear blue jeans. I have a college degree, a good job, and go to church on some sundays... I can't let anyone know I come to eoff ! I have so much to lose! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I was caught playing FF X-2. :(
that's even worse then getting gaught "doing it"Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
That is not too bad. Unless of course you were looking for advice in the x-2 forum :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Eheh, me too ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
you must have felt like commiting suicide DONT! i like you christmas...Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
thought so! im never subtle!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
[leeza]Do not double post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Hello! In a completely unmodding and purely friendly advising way: there is an edit/delete button in the bottom right of your posts. You use it to edit/delete your posts rather than double posting :D
[leeza]Do not be a mod whore. Use the warn button. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Haha touche. But I wasn't modding. It was just helpful advice :D. Fine I'll rephrase it...
[leeza]This post was not necessary. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Haha, Pure Quin14 was caught "doing it". :p
.....I hate you....
Have you ever heard of lockes? They can be quite useful in those type of situations mister...and i must say that you are pervert for "wacking the weasel" while watching the kind of rubish porn that exists on the internet!
Anyway i was caught once replying to a thread here when my dad walked in and he said to me...
"Ahhh you were watching porn werenīt you!?You rascal..."
So i told him i was posting in a FF forum and he said...
"I would have prefered that you were in a porn site instead"
:eek: That was a shocker but now i donīt care and leave it open even when someone walks in.
Your family are very mean to you aren't they?
Your Gran calls you gay and beats you up, and your dad insults your internet-ness.
I think you should download porn just to say "You told me to."
I donīt dowload porn...although i could hummm...but i still prefer to dowload games instead:)
My father doesnīt like FF thatīs why he said that, he only likes games were Sonic appears.:cry:
yea im one of the "popular" kids in school. i got a friend that likes anime and he had a forum called anime-metropoils with a big semi nude anime chick as the header. i dont like anime but to tell you the truth there were maybe 6 posts in the anime section lol. and in school whnever i checked up on it id keep it small and scroll the bar down before it loads lol
Back in 1996 my dad caught me and my sister playing football with a scrunched piece of paper in our flat, to this day I still find that predicament so funny
My mom caught me browsing EoFF once. She yelled at me for about five hours but I told her that I was a grown man and can do whatever I wanted.
We haven't talked since.
I have yet to be caught using the internet for my dirty little secret.
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU USING EYES ON FF!
What isn't wrong with you using it?! :foot:Quote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
me and my friend (moonstar) almost got caught when watching
FFVII AC :(
Personally I think any association with EoFF is disgusting and you should all be ashamed. You people make me sick.
You're very strange for feeling the necessity to tell people about how a 5 year old nearly caught you masturbating. I think you may need councilling.Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimaMasamune
For a long time, I had to keep EoFF a secret. I mean, there were times I simply couldn't control my urges, and I logged on in the middle of the day and make sure to minimize it very often incase someone looked at the computer.
It wasn't until 2 years ago when I was browsing in the middle of the day whilst home alone and all of a sudden, I had to use the restroom, left the screen up, and my grandfather came home. I heard him screaming my name at the top of his lungs and I ran downstairs knowing exactly what was wrong. I tried to explain that I just couldn't help myself, and he said nonsense. He told me that not even grown men look at such things like EoFF, and that i was a heathen and that he could never accept such things in his house. He threatened to take my computer, I threatened to run away, and then finally, I moved to college where it turns out that my peers really understood and didn't judge. And when I came home, I explained that I was a grown boy now and could look at whatever I wanted on the www, however, out of respect, and because i have a laptop, i make sure he's not around.
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.
Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:
Unless you can get them to join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I was gonna say that, but the interrupter could be ugly. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFUnless you can get them to join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
When a man gets the URGE!!!
WHEN A MAN WANTS IT!!!!
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WALNUT!!!!
He pulls down his pants , gets out the cream and he sits down in the chair turns on the computer and find a picture of love hurts. HOO RAH!!!
GRRR RUFF!!! RUFFFF!!!!!
Then he masages his toes and then he cranks it.
He turns up the music man he cranks the music.
Then he searches EOFF for lovehurts and then he has sexually fantasys about love hurting . Then he hurts himself for loving EOFF. Then the mother walks in and complains about the music being loud and you using EOFF in your underwear.
GEEZE learn propper house rules. You dont run around in your underwear I dont care if EOFF is just a forum where we cant see you put some damn pants on!
I interrupted someone...and got traumatized about it.
Or family???Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14I was gonna say that, but the interrupter could be ugly. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFUnless you can get them to join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
FReakin rabbits...
I'm gonna regret this but Depends how fit your sister is. :sweatdrop
This thread has lost it's funny. Can somebody find it?
I haven't been caught doing it.
Sometimes people see me on EoFF. I blush and apologise. :(
I'm too good at it to get caught.
My girlfriend's sister walked in on us once. Luckily we were under the covers and my cat like reflexes allowd me to jump off just in time.
You an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is smurfed up! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
Oh come on, like you've never tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperYou an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is smurfed up! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
I was just doing it with my cat.
He really likes the designs on the website, or so I inferred from his purring.
Dude, my sister is 4 years old. And that's my sister. UGH.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
No, I usually like to keep some hardcore giraffe porn open in another window, and I quickly tab to that if anyone walks in.
I got caught sending a private private message.
My mom found a porno tape in the middle of the other tapes...i videotaped it when i was like 13, but she still doesnīt know if itīs mine or if it belongs to my father.
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.
naked....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Croyles
Playing Uno no less...Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsnaked....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Croyles
Yes it was a European variation of Uno.Quote:
Originally Posted by BantamPlaying Uno no less...Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsnaked....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Croyles
The 'innuendo' EoFF is getting boring now. :p try something else.
In a few of the posts I actually couldnt decipher whether the poster actually UNDERSTOOD the point.
My fear of sub par delivery holds me back:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigOh come on, like you've never tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperYou an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is smurfed up! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
twice naked....?Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurtsnaked....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Croyles
Yes. :-[ I was caught with my hands on my...
keyboard. ;__;
While looking at Legos porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I got caught one time. I was stroking.
You know, practicing my keystroking.
I can't think of anything funny to say, so instead I'll sit still, like a statue
I read this thread title, I thought it was about sex and said so aloud. My girlfriend, who looked over my shoulder, candidly said, "Can't be about sex; it's the internet."
I had no good response.
I know. I mean who would actually want to play Uno naked?! If anything, it should be Twister. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by lovehurts
In all seriousness, Twister naked would actually be kinda sexy.... XD
One of my roomies caught my boyfriend and I in an embarassing situation just the other day. xD It was my fault, really. Buuut we all just pretended nothing ever happened and she's probably PTSD right now ^-^ Poor girl.
Our quad player in band got caught with his girlfriend, so now we dont' have a quad player for two weeks.
I have a pretty good track record of not getting caught in sexy situations.
i get caught doing many things.
Surely she sees the irony in that statement?Quote:
Originally Posted by Her Majesty's Agent Umaro
I like to double-click my friend's mouse. <_<
You know, I visit this site at her apartment and all. Get your mind out of the gutter!
Or Strip Twister, where, if you fall over, you have to remove some clothing. Now that'd be spicaaay. *calls girl friends*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Why are you all embarressed to go ont his site?! Everyone in mi family knows i go on this site but they dont care... then they hand me looypops and we go skipping down the street, as everyone waves and smiles at us, and we lick the candy street and happily smile back. :D:D:D ... Sorry i had to,
My Dad walked in on me and my boyfriend "doing it" in the kitchen, once. He didn't know (I think) because I had on a very full skirt and was sitting on my boyfriend's lap. We chatted (and I stayed very still) while he made us both a cuppa and left. Phew!
I have a pretty good track record of not getting into such situations to begin with :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
My brother often watches me when I go to EoFF, it rather annoying ;_;
What ever happened to posting in privacy?
lmao
About 20 years ago my female roommate walked into my room while the girlfriend and I were doing "it". She was so embarrassed she dumped me :cry:
Once dad caught me browsing EOFF, but I didn't care. I don't relly care if people know I like FF.
Well, I'm not hiding it - so I've have never been caught in the act, so to speak.
I don't know what's more stupid... that I'm not hiding that I am a FF fan or that I'm not hiding that I am a FF fan :-) He he.
The first one meaning that I am a 21 year old girl that loves FF or number two, that I'm stupid enough not to hide it from others.