My friends and I can quote The Simpsons back and forth forever. Just for kicks, let's do it here. One of my favourites:
Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane!
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My friends and I can quote The Simpsons back and forth forever. Just for kicks, let's do it here. One of my favourites:
Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane!
Bart: eat my shorts
Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUUUS!!!" XD
Todd Flanders: I'm jealous of girls, because they get to wear dresses.
The whole Jerry Rude sequence
Jerry: we're on the air now, skeletor
Ralph: Dying tickles
Fat Tony: I don't get mad I get stabby
Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.
lol! :D
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. Awe, don't you just love the Simpsons. :)
Go banana!
Snake: Dude! Did she just say she used to be a dude?Quote:
Originally Posted by Medi
[QUOTE=smittenkitten;1870345]"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. QUOTE]
Back in my primary school, we had a psoster of Ralph saying that in English class...:)
Russian prostitute sitting in Moe's bar in the episode where Moe turns his bar into this modern club, with white rabbits hanging from the ceiling and stuff: "'All this yelling is taking away my horny". :cool:
Let's do it, Homer - let's call room service!
XD Those models were great!
Model: After Chernobyl, my penis... is falling off.
Moe: And "penis" is Russian for...?
Lisa: I had a bad dream...
Homer: Aww. Well you just tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it sounds foolish, but I dreamt the boogie-man was after me an-
Homer: AHH! BOOGIE-MAN! You nail all the doors and windows shut, I'll get the gun!
Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No it's true, You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories :)
There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.
A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things. :shifty:
:D
I want a single plum soaked in perfume and served in a man's hat
My sig theme says it all :p
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
:D
Nelson: Hey Bart your epidermis is showing
Bart: it is
Nelson: See your epidermis is your hair so its tech. true.
Bart falls to ground.
Nelson: 1 sec. Ha Ha
Milhouse: Hey Nelson ... i think Barts really hurt.
Nelson: I said HA HA ...
"He's history's greatest monster!"
- A random guy talking about Jimmy Carter.
Later on in that episode (Or maybe it's a different one... I'm not sure) a gun shot is heard and another gangster finds Johnny bleeding on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Gangster: What happend?! Did you get shot?!
Johnny: I ain't saying nothin'!!
Gangster: but what will I tell da' docter?
Johnny: Tell 'im suck a lemon!
The best quotes Simpsons have done is Bart's phone calls particually...
Bart: Is there a Mr. Jass there? His frist name's "Hugh"
Moe: Hang on! (Out loud) HUGH JASS!!! Yeah I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!! Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Man: I'm Hugh Jass!
Moe: phone.
Hugh: (On phone) Hello this is Hugh Jass.
(Bart's face falls as his joke backfires on him)
I saw that episode the other day xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Topcat
my quote totally PWNS all o yours
"doh"
oh dont hate
Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?
Mindy: can't talk eating .
Mindy: Double glaze ... Aaaahhhhhh ....
Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
"Someone broke the toilet!" I dont' really watch Simpsons much.
Krusty's plane, the "I'm-on-a-Rolla-Gay!" :D
Flanders: Hey, uh homer, it seems your missing a car.
Homer: Hey Flanders! It looks like your missing a wife!
Flanders: O gee, looks like i walked right into that one...
Homer:*Gurgle gurgle* Hippo
In that episode where he meets his mother for the first time at the end
Homer: but I don't understand what i got from you
Mom goes on buss and knoks her head in the bus and than she cryes out *dho*
Homer: aaaa Thats what i got from you