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'uh-oh, now that Mario has joined habitat for humanity, it's only a matter of time till we're all living in mushroom houses'
Mario got tired of jumping through green tunnels so he invested in some doors instead.
Damn that Bullet Bill.
"Now remember boys, we need to make sure we nail the unhinged side down, and keep Luigi trapped in there. This is really gonna bake his noodle!"
Really the only caption that fits with this is:
"wtf."
"Mama mia! Elian Gonzalez!"
Mario's house needed serious repairs after a bad 'shroom trip.
He may break through brick walls, but there was no way Mario was going to headbutt the door down.
Dress up as a popular video game character day was yesterday moron
Twist the knob and pull not the other way round
"Guys? Why the smurf do I need a door? I flush myself down the pipes when I need to leave."
After we're done here what do you say we russle up the boys and make our way to Gulla Gulla Island?
I have more than enough tube mileage on my card.
"It had taken eight hours to remove the door from its hinges. Mario was going to be pissed when he found out the princess was in another house."
It's about time that carpenters start "building" their Mario Gaming skills.
"And in other news, The Super Mario Brothers franchise is going down hill 'causing Mr. Mario to help out with small cheap labor factions. More news on Mario's action to help the poor while gaining small ammounts of money for himself in just a few minutes."
After losing his pipe wrench, Mario had to give up plumbing for other construction habits.
Bill finally realized he had a problem with video game addiction when he couldn't escape the feeling that he was Mario!
winners IMO:
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After Mario games went bad, Mario decided to get a new job.
Mario will burn the place down after he find his dear little flower. :bigsmile:
The relationship between Mario and Luigi took a turn for the worst last night when Luigi changed the locks in the door...
I need 21 stars to open this door MY ASS! Now where's that power drill?
Levian's ass feels very strongly about the new ammount of stars needed to get mario into this lovely wooden mushroom house.
serious LOL. best one yet! or the 21 stars one.
for destroying most of the blocks and breakable objects in the mushroom kingdom they finally decided to crush him with something he cant break. something unknown to him until now. a DOOR!!! never seen one of those things before.