What's the most EVIL thing you've ever done? (How evil are you?)

Simple question this time around!

What is the most TRULY EVIL thing you have ever done in your life? :radred: As in, something really, really bad that will definetly send you to the dude downstairs when you've run out of HP :hot:

Or are you a goodie two-shoes who lives life very cleanly? :angel: (by the way, I wanna see what level of evilness there is this Forum so click one of the options on the Poll above!)

Me... I am unparalled evil as the tears of this poor innocent kiddie clearly proves :nonono: Can anyone match me for this level of sheer cruelty? :roll:

:mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha:

DEVIL MAN STEALS CANDY FROM A BABY

http://www.emotioneric.com/takingcandyfromababy.jpg

I steal babies from candy.

Emotion Eric is the apple of Rye's Eye.

I dont like the good choices.:tongue:

I'm heir to the throne in hell.

Your poll is missing a couple of options between the penultimate and the last. I'm not known for any mischievious behaviour but I'm no Saint Dave either. IMO it's not cool to be evil or think you're evil, the other way round hmmm now that's definetly worth some consideration

I eat children where does this place me on the evil scale.

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

I eat children where does this place me on the evil scale.

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"I'm so good I'm already picking out my Halo!"
TRY HARDER.

I created emo.

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

I eat children where does this place me on the evil scale.

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"I'm so good I'm already picking out my Halo!"
TRY HARDER.

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Damn :cry:

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Originally Posted by mobiletype

Your poll is missing a couple of options between the penultimate and the last. I'm not known for any mischievious behaviour but I'm no Saint Dave either

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I didn't really give it too much in-depth consideration because it was a spur-o-the-moment kinda thing to create this topic. Besides, there are varying degrees of badness, but if you're good, you're good. So wear the Halo, friend!

I locked someone in a closet and threw away the key. It was funny for about 4 days....

I kick cats....then eat them.

One time, I threw a ball of paper at my friend when he least expected it!


I'm a huge badass, ladies.

Im pretty much a good person I think..:greenie:

I am Satan!

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Originally Posted by Kuroshima

I am Satan!

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Did you get those goats I sacrificed?

Break someone's bones one by one and make them beg me to kill him.

I know that none of you are all that evil. Ive seen you all in EOEO for crying out loud.:tongue:

JESUS!!! JESUS!!! JESUS!!!!

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

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Originally Posted by Kuroshima

I am Satan!

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Did you get those goats I sacrificed?

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Oh... Was I suppose to keep those..... I accidently sent them to sadam for missiles..

I called myself "Devil Man" on an internet forum. No wait, that was Devil Man. I guess one time I told my parents I hate them and that I wish I'd never been born, then I stormed up to my room and slammed the door. That'll teach those crusty old fascists not to tell me do to homework!

I turned my amp to 3 when my neighbors were sleeping.:)

This is actually a really evil thing... I once told someone, that my friend died in a car accident, when she really didn't... just so I wouldn't have to go to that someones birthday party. I was about 10 and I still hate myself for it... what a terrible thing to do :crying:

Well, I'm really ashamed about this, but I was one of those cruel kids. I was mean, and I got several notes home for teasing other kids, and throwing snowballs/wet sponges on them, etc.. It's weird how you're popular when you're being mean, and not so popular when you're being nice. Well, when you're kids anyway. Being nice gets you more friends when you're older, naturally. Which is the way it really should be.

I support McDonald's, Pepsi, Microsoft, Tyrell Corporation, Eurocorp, and Omni Consumer Products.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I support McDonald's, Pepsi, Microsoft, Tyrell Corporation, Eurocorp, and Omni Consumer Products.

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I REPENT THEE DEVIL!!!

I have never done anything evil in my life. :bigsmile:

When I was a teenager I got a camera with no film in it and took a picture of my sister naked in the shower and pretended I developed it. Boy, was my dad hot! And he got even more mad when I was rolling over laughing in tears! :evilking:

I am...unfortunately...about as good as they come.

*sigh*

I don't think I'd be very good at being bad anyway. ^_~

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Originally Posted by ValkyrieWing

I am...unfortunately...about as good as they come.

*sigh*

I don't think I'd be very good at being bad anyway. ^_~

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Why would you want to be bad. I think its good to be good. Like the jedi before you.:tongue:

I bought windows!

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Originally Posted by lovehurts

I know that none of you are all that evil. Ive seen you all in EOEO for crying out loud.:tongue:

JESUS!!! JESUS!!! JESUS!!!!

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~Ouchie :nibbles:

I stole the head off the statue of the town founder in the dead of night !

I Blocked out the sun :skull:

I stole a "friends" Diorama of the Tell tale heart and hid it under the floor in the gym where the judging was being held :tumble:

Simpsons DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT !