WTF, Decessus?

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09-13-2006, 02:11 AM
Decessus

WTF, Decessus?

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Originally Posted by Decessus

The same people who came to get Lovehurts have surrounded your house. They are carrying dangerous weapons, waiting for you to come out and surrender. You start to get nervous as they talky on their talky. It turns out they are imprisoning EoFF members because they're very creepy. Think fast, you only have 3 minutes until they decide to come in and get you. What will you do? What WILL you do?
09-13-2006, 02:13 AM
Hambone

call 911.
09-13-2006, 02:13 AM
Sylvie

I will ask lovehurts for advice on how to use my/his 'gifts'.
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
Fonzie

Woah you can predict the future, but so can every other EoFFer :rolleyes2
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.
09-13-2006, 02:14 AM
escobert

come and get me.
09-13-2006, 02:16 AM
Miriel

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Originally Posted by Decessus

No, really. Click on the thread title.

I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that. :p

As for the question. I would call the police. Then I would call my boyfriend and tell him that I was being attacked. Then I'd grab the stungun and go charging out there, zapping everyone in sight.
09-13-2006, 02:16 AM
Hambone

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?
09-13-2006, 02:17 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
Psychotic

I'd make a derranged attention-seeking thread in EoEO. That seems to work pretty well.
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
Jojee

It's for lazy people like me who hover over the titles and only go into the thread if what I see is interesting :p

I'd shoot fireballs out of my eyes and fry them all. :)
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
Reles

Strike up some nice conversation and ask for gardening tips, then head home, acting like I dont know what EoFF is.
09-13-2006, 02:18 AM
LunarWeaver

You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.
09-13-2006, 02:21 AM
Roto13

Suicide is my only option.
09-13-2006, 02:22 AM
Sylvie

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.

...BESIDES ASS FACES!!
09-13-2006, 02:27 AM
Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Suicide is my only option.

GC/TotT ban!

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Originally Posted by Miriel

I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that. :p

Because some people will hover their mouse cursor over the thread title to see what the thread is about, since the name is so WTF.

Anyways, I intend to ignore any sign that they are coming after me.
09-13-2006, 02:31 AM
Shlup

I would take off my clothes and run. If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it right.
09-13-2006, 02:54 AM
Odaisé Gaelach

Where did I put that Dragunov again...
09-13-2006, 03:01 AM
I Took the Red Pill

Yell out to Dan that I changed the locks and he isn't getting in this time.
09-13-2006, 03:21 AM
nik0tine

I wouldn't do anything because my ADD is so bad I'd forget about it.
09-13-2006, 03:23 AM
Madame Adequate

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.
09-13-2006, 03:28 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.
09-13-2006, 03:29 AM
bipper

UNBAN LOVEHURTS

I would eat potato chips then ninja the people as they bust in.
09-13-2006, 03:34 AM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.

But I have them permission, and therefore cannot, by definition, be raped.
09-13-2006, 03:56 AM
Rengori

Start throwing stuff at them from the second floor of the house.
09-13-2006, 04:13 AM
Zeromus_X

My stray kitties would protect me! :mad2: :cat: :love:

Actually, they'd probably just run away. :( :cat:
09-13-2006, 04:14 AM
bipper

post on eoeo duh!

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)
09-13-2006, 04:16 AM
Hambone

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Fine. Then I'd cut my butt off.
09-13-2006, 04:20 AM
rubah

get a baseball bat (aluminum)
09-13-2006, 04:32 AM
Hambone

ouch.
09-13-2006, 05:06 AM
Rengori

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Originally Posted by bipper

post on eoeo duh!

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

It's been archived all day.
09-13-2006, 05:20 AM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by bipper

post on eoeo duh!

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

It's been archived all day.

Yea, I noticed that a few moments after I posted. I was looking at the index page, where it says the last thread archived, and I did not think to check in the archive again. I applaud the staff for archiving it.
09-13-2006, 05:28 AM
Tasura

I would run outside brandishing a pen and say in a stern voice to get off my property this isntant or Idwrite very dispeased letters to their mothers, that failing, Id stab them all in the eye with said pen then run off into the night laughing maniacaly as i twirl my bloodsoaked pen
09-13-2006, 06:33 AM
ValkyrieWing

That's why I have a longbow in my room, honey. ^_~ Then, I'd summon my supreme power of light and vaporize them ALL.
09-13-2006, 02:36 PM
Anaisa

I would play it cute, innocent, an dumb. If they wouldn't take the easy way out, an think: "what a lovely lady, she can't be a member of eoff". I would just murder them all. I live on a main road, so after their bodies had been run over by many a vehicle, it would look like a: "tragic accident".
09-13-2006, 02:57 PM
Melkor_

What do they want from me who are they.
09-13-2006, 02:59 PM
Resha

I guess I'd be a GIRLY-GIRL and CRY.

No, seriously. I'd just eat.
09-13-2006, 03:28 PM
Breine

I'd claim that I really don't taste that good and there aren't really any meat on my bones. Now, if they turn out to be cannibals the problem seem to be solved, but if they're not then I'd still have a difficult problem on my hands... :eep:
09-13-2006, 04:06 PM
black orb

>>> I would Kage bushin no jutsu..
09-13-2006, 04:09 PM
Quindiana Jones

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Oh right. I'd just stay and wait.
09-13-2006, 04:50 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Pure Quin14

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Oh right. I'd just stay and wait.

ya gotta lube up. Make it a more friendly encounter.
09-13-2006, 04:53 PM
Quindiana Jones

I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.
09-13-2006, 05:13 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Pure Quin14

I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.

Damn. You're always one step ahead of me :mad:
09-13-2006, 05:14 PM
Quindiana Jones

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Pure Quin14

I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.

Damn. You're always one step ahead of me :mad:

Yeah, but at least you never have to wait for me to lube up :bigsmile:
09-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'd make a derranged attention-seeking thread in EoEO. That seems to work pretty well.
09-13-2006, 06:01 PM
Dignified Pauper

surrender to their sexual desires.
09-13-2006, 09:38 PM
Vikeve

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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

surrender to their sexual desires.

yeah but if they came to take my 'gifts away' i would run across the street to Jordan and hid in his basement while he gets the smurf beat out him. If he's not home which he probably isn't then im either screwed or i run to the three houses near by which have cops living there find out there in on this and run around screaming....... then get captured im hopeless.

But if they came to 'violate my gifts' then so be it.XD
09-13-2006, 09:45 PM
Old Manus

A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.
09-13-2006, 09:46 PM
Roto13

Since nobody was taking that thread seriously, I would like to be unbanned plz k thx.
09-13-2006, 09:59 PM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.

They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.
09-13-2006, 10:19 PM
I Am Stoner

What would I do.......? Hell, i'd fight. I love to fight. I'd kick all thier asses. Oh, also i'd use my dads chainsaw.
09-13-2006, 10:34 PM
Old Manus

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.

They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.

You're right there boyo.
09-14-2006, 12:12 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Pull out the shotgun and kill the lot of 'em.
09-14-2006, 12:41 AM
Evastio

I'd call the police then spray bleach all over those guys eyes. After that I'll try to rescue everyone that got captured.
09-14-2006, 12:50 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

What would I do?

I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.
09-14-2006, 12:51 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

What would I do?

I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.

That won't help you while you're getting buttraped.

Besides, I'm completely serious.

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