Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

The question is in the title!

Out of Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and Kermit the Frog, if you HAD to make a choice for unknown mysterious reasons, who would you choose to date? Consider their good points in your answer.

Paris Hilton is, err, pretty? (maybe? :confused: ) Has lots of cash. Is... umm.... err.... a talented actress?... umm.... hmmm.... is a good singer? :confused:

Tom Cruise... is... umm... a follower of Xenu, and.... damn, I'm stuck already! :crying: (Oh, wait! He's an actor too!)

Kermit the Frog: Is green! Yay! And he dumped Miss Piggy! Double Yay! :hyper: And is a Frog! Triple Yay! :nibbles:

I choose Kermit! Easily! What about you?

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

One million/kermit the frog/see sex

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Kermit

Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her

i heard shes a whore....is that what your talkin about...heheheheh.....nah.....shes borin...at least ya cud have a laugh with kermit the frog....with paris....youd wake up and be like....."can i uhh...have some cash...."and then shell be like....."ok big boy"....and after i have my cash and whatever else she was there for id tell her to get out......hahahahahahahahaha......
kermit and i would laugh at tons of people...includin paris hilton and tom cruise...hahahahahahaha

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

I'd only date Paris Hilton so she could make more delightful music for me :)

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Originally Posted by Rye

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

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Genitalia warts.

Kermit is first, obviously. Paris is second. Tom Cruise = no, however if I could possibly give Suri a chance at being sane, I would probably go for him first.

yeh me an kermit would jus be friends....no froggy style for him.....

I've seen the paris video so i know what it would be like to have sex with her .... (SPOILER)she'd be on the phone the whole time ... :mwahaha:

fuego.......hahahahahahahaha

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Tom would be great, except for the whole Fundamentalist thing. Paris? That's a joke. It would have to be cute little Kermit. :)

I'd gold dig Paris Hilton.

Kermit. I want a threeway with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Fozzie can film it. Beaker can be a sex toy.

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:



....but looks like I'm alone ;o

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:

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Aww, hobbit love is blossoming.

I liked Tom Cruise, but now I can care less and I won't really support his movies anymore. Kermit...well, last choice... ;D Paris just entertains me, considering her new music career.

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:

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Aww, hobbit love is blossoming.

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Wut :confused:

I don't understand xD You're the one with the hairy feet! :mad2:

Apparently I am the male Miss Piggy. Kermit for me.

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Paris just entertains me, considering her new music career.

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yeh...hilarious...

what exactly are we learning from this thread?

Who you would rather go on a date with, of course :D

That we'd rather have sex with an old (green) friend than Paris Hilton?

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Originally Posted by Araciel

what exactly are we learning from this thread?

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i would choose paris

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Originally Posted by Jojee

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise :love:

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Aww, hobbit love is blossoming.

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Wut :confused:

I don't understand xD You're the one with the hairy feet! :mad2:

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I thought it was obvious, but I don't want you to feel left out, so I'll explain. You're not the tallest of people, are you? Neither is lover boy. Neither are hobbits. :)

I would take Paris Hilton out on a date and then berate her for being a horrible waste of a human being and keep yelling at her until she starts crying. Then I'd be all, "yeah, cry you skanky whore! CRY!"

Cause I'm mean and stuff. =x

why do people hate her so..

i myself make it a point to not hate anyone i don't at least personally know

most people in hollywood jus piss me off with their attitudes....i know i shouldnt say stuff about them cuz i never talked to them but i know people similar to them and they really pis me off...

good enough for me!!

people who have millions of dollars also have big egos?? crazy

Tom Cruise = So beutiful he's fugly
Kermit = Dead

Paris Hilton is the only option left.

The secret Death/anywhere but that situation option!

Uh... none. I don't date media stars, especially one who's and idiot, or Scientology-warped, or a MUPPET.

I'd date Paris. But it wouldn't be a romantic date. Quite the opposite.

Who else Kermit he's a sexy beast!!!

Kermit the Frog! :D My best friend wrote him a poem once and he sent us his autograph xD

I will date LITTLE MANUS and give him a trauma so deep he will never date me or anyone again. :bigsmile:

PS: This thread is not about dating who you want? :(

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Originally Posted by Eminem's_No.1_Fan

Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her

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I saw good things with her in it.

I choose Paris, she's female, she has money, and she isn't crazy(Tom) or a racist(Kermit).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcLHzgJkqUI

The one with the rod up his arse.

Kermit all the way.

A combination of all 3!

Kermit the Paris Cruise

Paris hilton? WTF.... Are u desperate? If i'd be a man neither if she gave me all her diamonds and trust me she has them, I wouldn't want anything with her...

But since that I'm a girl I'd go for Kermie it's sooooooooooooooooooooo cute ^^

(just because there isn't the 'other' option)

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Originally Posted by Rainecloud

The one with the rod up his arse.

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Cruise?

Kermit.

Cruise is mad, and Paris is so ugly and annoying, I want to run her over with my army of spaceships that I came to Earth 75million years ago with.

Kermit, duh. Paris Hilton looks like she's rotting from the inside out, and Tom Cruise is just icky. :/

Kermit obviously. Those other 9 people are wrong! >=(

Since I dislike Tom Cruise and frogs aren't my thing I'll go with paris.

Kermy!

none! i'd rather be alone, Team America put me off puppet sex.

Dislike Paris, don't like Tom (sides' I ain't gay), and Kermit.....Hmm, I think I'll wait for someone else to come along.

Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

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Originally Posted by Pure Quin14

Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

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date includes sex? o_O GOD *rusn away*

i dunno...i saw a program with hilton in earlier today.....she looked kinda hot in some of it....i probably wudnt want to do her more than once.....hahahahaha...

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Why wouldn't you wanna have sex with a frog puppet?....oh right...

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date includes sex? o_O GOD *rusn away*

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Not with people no, but frogs are reeeeeaaaal easy.

Kermit, he's the most intelligent of the three.

Tom Cruise. Then I'd find out where he lived, put on a Xenu costume, and then kidnap his daughter whilst cackling and bellowing "You'll never put me back in a Volcano Cruise!".