Barbershops

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This is a game, okay?

I'll start by naming an unfortunate event. Then someone has to name something good that comes with it, and it has to directly relate to the prior event. Then someone says something bad as an outcome to the previous good. Have an example.

Psychotic is a bad bus driver. BAD.
Raistlin was hit by the bus. GOOD.
Psychotic's bus was damaged. BAD.
Psychotic sued Raistlin for damaging his bus, and won $50,000. GOOD.
He spent the money on crack. BAD.

After doing this one 10 times, someone can change the event and so on.
George Bush wages war on EoFF because we have weapons of mass destruction. BAD.

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Were able to fix up some parts of the middle east.GREAT.
we should have to switch how event starts, or else it will always end bad.
like, next event will have to start good.

Punk rock got even more ridiculous. BAD

Next person who posts smells bad- BAD
Bush is president- BAD
I ate a hamburger- GOOD

Hamburger is infected with Mad Cow Disease - BAD.

(and i dont smell bad x3)

This is not how you play the game. This is how you would play.

Example.

foa: My eyes got eaten by a bird today. BAD.
rubah: Yes, but that bird used your eyes to feed it's babies. GOOD
hsu: Then, the bird's grew up and pooped on my head. BAD.
BoB: But then you always carried an umbrella, and you had one on the day it started to hail. GOOD.

etc.

I will start.

Today, I tripped over a loose brick walking home. BAD.

ALSO: Only post once for every ten posts, please.

They gave it to him really late, so he only has 10 seconds to live. Bad

but it probably gave the loose brick a sense of purpose since it's no longer part of a wall - GOOD

By tripping over the brick, you disrupted the brick trip continuum, so the next person to walk over it after you will not trip over it as they had been intended to. That person is using crutches: GOOD.

Barbershops?

The person who was using crutches was evil and is going to destroy the world. BAD.

The world however, fights back with global warming. The adverse radiation of the sun gave humans superpowers. GOOD

All Humans Turned to super villians and destroyed all othe rplanets-BAD

The world (and the majority of obliterated planets) magically reform via a second 'Big Bang', and everything is just as it should be. Again. GOOD

But, we discover that our world is turned inside out,and what we thought was the sky is realy the earth's crust with holes poled in it. BAD

we moved to mercury and got sexy suntans.....GOOD...

But the time we spent in the sunlight burned off all our skin, so those tans = bye-bye. BAD.

By having no skin, no one was ever forced to dress up for Halloween again. GOOD

everybody looked like freaks aswel as acted like them...BAD