What is the funniest quote you have heard or read today?
It doesn't matter if it's an inside joke or only funny in context, just post it.
Today's quote for me is "Zach's dad wasn't the only one affected by the tobacco industry."
What is the funniest quote you have heard or read today?
It doesn't matter if it's an inside joke or only funny in context, just post it.
Today's quote for me is "Zach's dad wasn't the only one affected by the tobacco industry."
"Smoke came down from the spaceship and it turned my son Lindon into a fish finger."
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
Me: Dennis, how do you know he's going to be home? What if he isn't?
Dennis: I haven't thought that part out yet.
Me: Forced entry?
Dennis: Yup.
Me: k.
The poster on my wall - "Don't drink and drive, smoke a spliff and fly"
"If it's green, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics."
Okay, so it was funny in physics class! Don't beat me up! :(
A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark.
Tim: (while hanging on a tractor) Garrett, look how cheap it is!
"its like finding my gold".
Not so much "ha ha" funny, but more like "nod and back away slowly" funny
"He who dies with the most toys is still dead."
"Yeah. Pizza seemed like a better idea than class."
Naught but the suffering of mortality shall stir the least of feeling.
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I have decided what you shapeshift into. Were-pelican sounds good.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Hang on....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinion
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I'm not American. But it makes me guffaw.
"Is that you Rajar? You sound like Rajar, are you sure your not him?"
Roomies ...
" Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer"
"Ingrid? Bergman? From the cave?"
" Sex is alot like Pizza, when its good, its great. When its bad, its still pretty good "
Someone paid a make-up artist, how much money to make her look like she's got a zit in the middle of her head.
''If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.''
"Don't put too much petrol in your car, or you won't be able to get in it".
Wise words indeed.
"In life he was a living legend. In death, nothing has changed..." :confused: I read it in a magazine. Apparently someone said that on live tv ages ago.
When someone begins to learn something difficult, I always just say: "Don't worry. It's like sex. It doesn't make a lick of sense until you just do it."
This guy are sick.
Dad: You'll break the chair doing that.
Me: I'll break your smurfing neck.
Mum: I shouldn't stand for that if I were you.
Dad: I'm not, I'm sitting down.
Well it was funny when it happened about 5 minutes ago :bigsmile:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid."
It's more of an awakening that anything. Seriously, my car went up in flames last year cause of someone stupid.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." is the full quote, I believe.
what if i dont want to post once every 10 posts huh. what if i want to post once every 7
Then someone warns and Leeza drives up in the Catmobile, and mauls you with her big CKlaws.
"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone around can see it but only you can feel its warmth." I can't remember where I heard that. :confused:
"Regen and Frace!"
A conversation with GL today.
Ouch!: Alpha and Northstar are married?
Nick: Are they? I knew they were talking about it.
Ouch!: In his search comment it says to make room for his wife.
Nick: Hehe.
Nick: Isn't that cute... in a 'makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little' kinda way.
'Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make a U-turn'
I heard a guy behind me in the maths corridor traffic jam say it to his mate.