Where is your God now?

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10-04-2006, 06:19 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Where is your God now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url="http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=7012"

GamesAreFun.com[/url]]In one of the most bizarre moves in recent gaming history, computer giant Microsoft has formed an alliance with fast food chain Burger King to develop three different Xbox 360 titles.

Titled Pocket Bike Racer, Sneak King, and Big Bumpin', the games will be available for purchase for $3.99 when you order a value meal at Burger King restaurants.

But it gets better.

The games are all double-sided, with one side made for the Xbox 360, and the other side made for the original Xbox. In addition, the Xbox 360 versions will feature achievements for Xbox Live gamer tags.

If you can somehow get over the creep-inducing render of Brooke Burke on a tiny motorcycle, GAF has screens from all three games below.

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/1.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/3.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/4.jpg

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/5.jpg

You can begin gobbling these titles up at your nearest Burger King beginning November 19 and ending December 24.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ou/theking.jpg
10-04-2006, 06:22 AM
LunarWeaver

I will be damned. The Burger King guy is scary enough on TV why would I want to control the monster.
10-04-2006, 06:24 AM
Necronopticous

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.
10-04-2006, 06:49 AM
DoaJ

That makes me want to cry myself to sleep.
10-04-2006, 06:57 AM
Sephex

I saw a headline about this, but I thought it was some promotion where they would give away normal titles. I didn't think they actually made games just for the promotion!
10-04-2006, 07:20 AM
Raven Nox

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Yes.

Though, I'll probably just buy it to look at it/bring it over to someone else's house to try. I think I'd die of laughter just holding one of those games in my hands. xD
10-04-2006, 07:24 AM
Miriel

Omg. I can't stop laughing.
10-04-2006, 07:27 AM
Strider

That is the most excellent thing I've seen all day.
10-04-2006, 07:32 AM
Erdrick Holmes

Looks like some little games that people with XBox live can let their kids play. Its too bad it'll scar them forever.
10-04-2006, 07:48 AM
Strider

I love the fact you can be the Big Cluckin' Chicken in that bumper cars game. That is so bad.
10-04-2006, 07:54 AM
Yamaneko

The next-gen doesn't start until The King says it does.
10-04-2006, 07:55 AM
Erdrick Holmes

Actually, these games might be something people will get just to rack up cheap Gamerpoints on XBox live.
10-04-2006, 08:21 AM
Maxico

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

That has to be the most amazingly sinister thing I've ever seen.
10-04-2006, 08:31 AM
Erdrick Holmes

Jack Thompson will have a field day with that.
10-04-2006, 08:51 AM
NeoCracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erdrick Holmes

Jack Thompson will have a field day with that.

ITs sad cause its probably true.
10-04-2006, 09:03 AM
ValkyrieWing

o_O

Oh my god WTF?
10-04-2006, 09:10 AM
udsuna

See. If it were a shooter game and we could blow the "King" mask off revealing a Predator-style alien. That'd be cool. But this is just sad. Good thing I already hated Burger King and Xbox, because that'll make my eternal boycott of both all that much easier.
10-04-2006, 09:23 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Oh udsuna.
10-04-2006, 09:27 AM
Markus. D

ive always thought that was the Sofa King o_o...

what does the Sofa King look like o_o"
10-04-2006, 09:33 AM
Fatal Impurity

lol i might just get them for their cheapness and for the fact that strangely any game based on a fast food chain has become extremely rare and valuble in years after its release.......havnt they? :S
10-04-2006, 09:41 AM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005

strangely any game based on a fast food chain has become extremely rare and valuble in years after its release.......havnt they? :S

You know, now that you mention it, they have. Weird.
10-04-2006, 09:42 AM
Markus. D

they look like pretty games n_n
10-04-2006, 11:48 AM
~SapphireStar~

He looks more scary in the games then TV :(
10-04-2006, 11:55 AM
KentaRawr!

The battle for world domination is about to start. :shifty: When Microsoft and Burger King hold hands, the myspacers shall RISE!
10-04-2006, 02:17 PM
Hawkeye

http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/BKing8630_9485755.JPG
10-04-2006, 02:20 PM
Roto13

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http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

Jesus Christ O_O
10-04-2006, 02:49 PM
bipper

I am now a Micro$oft fanboy.
10-04-2006, 02:54 PM
Flying Mullet

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg
I always wanted to control the king as a perverted stalker in a video game. :)
10-04-2006, 02:57 PM
Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games
10-04-2006, 03:14 PM
Rainecloud

The sight of him riding a teenie weenie little motorbike fills me with joy.

A sure-fire contender for 'Game of the Year', no doubt.
10-04-2006, 03:31 PM
Skarr

What the hell am I suppose to say to that?
10-04-2006, 03:39 PM
Raebus

They'll be cheap and a good laugh, whats wrong with having a bit of fun and not paying the full game price?
10-04-2006, 03:42 PM
Jowy

I saw it on Kotaku and thought it was a joke until the screenshots came around.

It's going to be stupid, stupid amusement. But it probably will skyrocket in value over time.
10-04-2006, 03:52 PM
Shaun

Tell me this has gotta be bull. I mean...

http://www.pressthebuttons.com/microsoft/index.html

This site has the same information but it was posted around April. April fool's, anybody?
10-04-2006, 08:39 PM
Roto13

If it was April, I'd totally agree.
10-04-2006, 08:52 PM
Shoeberto

I would totally buy all of them and I don't even have an Xbox.
10-04-2006, 09:31 PM
BardTard

:crying: The Burger King dude scares me!!!!!!!!!!!! :crying:
10-04-2006, 10:16 PM
Pharoh Amon Khan III

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

You need Jesus.
10-04-2006, 11:55 PM
Ryth

This frightens me. I don't know what else to say.

However, I will get them for a cheap laugh and how rare it is bound to be, if true.
10-05-2006, 12:02 AM
Mirage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Signed.
10-05-2006, 12:07 AM
Madame Adequate

This truly is the best news I have heard in some time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/MILF.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...erkingavvy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...BurgerKing.jpg

Evidently, I need to set up my The King business again.

Damn, if only he had a mighty Chin, I could include him here... =/
10-05-2006, 12:34 AM
Roto13

I have a link to a parody of one of the King commercials, but it's way too explicit for this site. :P
10-05-2006, 12:36 AM
Captain Maxx Power

This is either a work of sublime genius or unstoppable evil. Possibly both.
10-05-2006, 02:03 AM
Nifleheim7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games

Qft.
10-05-2006, 02:23 AM
Araciel

this. isn't. real. is it?
10-05-2006, 03:29 AM
Fire_Emblem776

Its still funny, yet very scary..
10-05-2006, 03:31 AM
Araciel

that list didn't include fightnight round 3....he's actually in there, though not the main focus
10-05-2006, 04:32 AM
Nominus Experse

That is pure genius
10-05-2006, 04:46 AM
Decessus

Wake up with the King. And Herpes.
10-05-2006, 04:52 AM
oddler

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...BurgerKing.jpg

Absolutely the scariest picture ever. Agreed? OK, then.
10-05-2006, 06:54 AM
ValkyrieWing

This is terrifying in ways I don't even want to comprehend...
10-05-2006, 01:45 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Lol, that's smurfing hilarious. Too bad I still won't be getting a 360 yet.
10-05-2006, 02:12 PM
Reine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

Strangely enough, this is the first thing that has made me seriously consider actually buying a 360.

Same here :\
10-05-2006, 03:17 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxx Power

This is either a work of sublime genius or unstoppable evil. Possibly both.

Absolutely both! :save:

The King is the best thing ever. I mean, think about it.

Sneak King.

That's the best damn title for a game you've ever heard and you know it, whore! >=O
10-05-2006, 06:21 PM
Craig

This is awesome.
10-07-2006, 07:37 PM
ThundagAuron

Pssh, who needs Halo 3 and Gears of War when you can have that...

But seriously, Oh God.:cry:
10-07-2006, 08:38 PM
Slicksword45

THIS. CAN'T. BE. HAPPENING!!!!!!

(Hint: Enternal darkness spoof :) )
11-04-2006, 11:40 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Rape simulation is go.
11-04-2006, 11:44 AM
Mirage

They should have a ranking system. Each weeks winner gets a free Whopper.
11-04-2006, 12:29 PM
Reine

That trailer is awesome.
11-04-2006, 05:54 PM
fire_of_avalon

I just can't stop giggling.
11-04-2006, 10:45 PM
Frozen Phantom

my god....this must be the first sign of the apocalypse

EVERYBODY TO THE SECURITY BUNKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-04-2006, 11:00 PM
Zeromus_X

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I just can't stop giggling.
11-04-2006, 11:41 PM
Odaisé Gaelach

There's a trailer at Gamespot for Sneak King and Big Bumpin'.

...I'm scared. :cry:
11-05-2006, 01:21 AM
-Red XIII-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Where is your God now?

He died laughing when He saw this game!
I'm so glad I don't have Xbox to waste money on that kind of games

Wait..... what?
11-06-2006, 08:43 PM
Darthgamer

OMG, Take me to a buger king! I will camp outside the doors for this.

BTW, this might make a good promotional poster for the game:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...341456lnc1.jpg
11-06-2006, 08:51 PM
edczxcvbnm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

http://www.gamesarefun.com/games/x360/burgerking/2.jpg

Is he about to jump out of the garbage and rape that woman?
11-06-2006, 09:02 PM
Flying Mullet

I expect member reviews of these games when they come out.
11-06-2006, 09:08 PM
XxSephirothxX

I am so buying [strike]Sneak[/strike] Rape King if I remember to go to Burger King once it's out.
11-07-2006, 02:35 AM
PlaidMage

Sneak King will own. The other two...not so much.