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The following song was written and performed by bipper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza about Mulley's fanny
[Intro: as spoken by Leeza]
Oh, my, god. Mulley, look at your butt.
It is so hawt. *scoff* You looks like,
one of those GOE guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those GOE guys? *scoff*
They only talk to you, because,
you look like a total GOEitute, 'kay?
I mean, your butt, is just so hawt. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so ripped(?), it's like,
out there, I mean - hawt. Look!
Your just so ... GOE!
(wiggy wiggy *scratch scratch*)
Leeza likes hawt butts and I can not lie
You other Zell's Hawt dogs can't deny
That when a monkey walks in with a tight wrapped butt
And a mullet in your face
She meows, wanna pull out soum dough
'Cause you shove a buck in his drawers
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I pants are flaring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And paint yo pictcha
My fanbois tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes mumee so horny
Ooh, monkey-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my mini van?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause but-s-s so hawt when you go poopie!
I've seen you postin'
To hell with boastin'
He's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'spammer
I'm tired of Dr. Unne
Sayin' his butts aren't the thing
Take the average FF fan and ask his fix
he gotta pack ff six
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your mullet got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Mullet got back!
Mullet got back!
I like 'em firm, and geeky
And when Umaros throwin' this rig
Kefka just can't help himself, He's dancin' like a moogle
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout sex no
'Cause ff VI has a 2 player mode!'
Then I'll take thick and juicy
So find that yummy monkey
Cat-claws-a-lots's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that back
So I'm lookin' at walk through videos
Knock-kneeded newbies postin' like HOEs
You can bann them bimbos
I'll keep my oldbies like chadmonk
A word on the firm tight mullet, I wanna get with ya
I won't ban or *snip* ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *post*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like number six
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the fanfiction on
So, Mullet! {Yeah!} Mullet! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my van{Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even CKs got to shout
Mullet got back!
Mullet got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to teh foura, ff ain't got nothin'
to do with my motive. 24-7-365? Ha ha, only if it's mulley.
So your monkey rolls with secen, playin' walkthrough tapes by newbies
But newbies ain't got a mullet on thier back-head
My kitty paws don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
I could do side bends or sit-ups,
But I cannot match that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "wait" mode
And tell you that they can't farm gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So roto says you're gay
he just wants you to swing that way!
'Cause your sig is small and your posts are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stinkin'
To the newbie noobs in the emeoeo:
You just do not knoE!
Give me a mullet, I can't resist it
jumpink jacks and squats dint miss it
Some oldbie tried to dis
'Cause his butt aint on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So mulley, since the butt is hawt,
And this CK has some dirty thoughts ,
Dial 1-900-CATALOT
And kick them nasty plots
Mullet got back!
(Kicks for six mullets got t3h backs)
(Kicks for six mullets got t3h backs)
(Kicks for six mullets got t3h backs)
(Kicks for six mullets got t3h backs)
Cat Claws Alot [leeza]
Mullies Got Back
