Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches?

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10-08-2006, 10:00 PM
DK

Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches?

Hello hello hello once again, wonderful world of Eyes on Final Fantasy! It is I, your friendly neighbourhood Site Staffer, DK! You all know me, you've seen me around countless times, admiring my oh so sexy body and soft yet manly lips, rugged jawline, perfectly coifed hair and the rest of that good stuff, no doubt. :drool:

But alas! Your heroic friend DK has had some problems of late! Problems with those gorgeous beautiful sexy...women! Yes, everybody should know by now. DK loves women! They're goddesses! Beautiful creatures that I would like to put on a pedistal in my garage and stare at every day. And of course, you know women all over the world love DK. How could they not, what with my being generally perfect in womens eyes the world over! (That's what I think, anyway. :drool:)

But yes...recently, it appears women are upset with my ideals! DK can't understand why they are. :( We all know that women belong in the kitchen...right? Everyone knows that women are naturally programmed to make dinner! It's what god intended them for! Your friendly neighbourhood DK knows this, because he is so perfect that god invited him for tea (served by FEMALE angels!) and told him the secrets of mankind. :cool:

Yet, when DK tells this to the women of the world, they get upset! WHY do they get upset with DK? I'm not asking them to pop out a baby or anything, which seems to upset them too for some reason, although I can't imagine WHY myself, DK popped four out before breakfast this morning, see. Using my finely toned abs, incase any of you sexy goddesses were wondering. :love:

But, seriously! WHY do they get so angry? All DK has to do is tell them it's their god given task to slave away over a hot stove and make him food, and occasionally clean the house, and they go stir crazy! IT'S THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS, DON'T BLAME THE DK LADIES!

So DK was wondering if you good people could shed some light on the situation for him! DK has to go now and use the stairmaster to tone his already statuesque ass, but have no fear! He'll be back! And hopefully you'll be able to tell him why it is that women hate this so much!

Farewell!
10-08-2006, 10:01 PM
Rye

Get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PAH, woman. :mad2:
10-08-2006, 10:01 PM
I Took the Red Pill

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. And of course, you know women all over the world love DK. How could they not, what with my being generally perfect in womens eyes the world over!

This thread discriminates against men attracted to you imho.
10-08-2006, 10:01 PM
eestlinc

what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.
10-08-2006, 10:01 PM
Venom

Maybe you didnt lay it on them hard enough.
10-08-2006, 10:02 PM
Raistlin

Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian ~~slave~~ girlfriend. Most women just have problems.
10-08-2006, 10:04 PM
escobert

They get upset because the know they could have wonderful Bert who, does cook AND clean!:cool: that's why DK!
10-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Shauna

I hate you forever for that post Dan! >=(
10-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Decessus

The oh-so-wonderfull Decessus is puzzled as well!
10-08-2006, 10:06 PM
Twisted Tinkerbell

If a guy told me it was my place I'd be chasing him with the knife for about a week.
10-08-2006, 10:07 PM
Ryth

Pfft women and their ideals. :rolleyes2
10-08-2006, 10:07 PM
The Devil Man

Forget the women DK, I'll make you sandwiches!

I am a great cook :hyper: I am a master chef!
10-08-2006, 10:08 PM
Jowy

Sometimes I wish I were half as cool as Dan.
10-08-2006, 10:09 PM
Shlup

My husband is better at making sammiches than me. ;_;
10-08-2006, 10:10 PM
escobert

You just don't count anyway.
10-08-2006, 10:11 PM
Breine

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Originally Posted by Jowy

Sometimes I wish I were half as cool as Dan.
10-08-2006, 10:13 PM
Rye

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Originally Posted by Decessus

The oh-so-wonderfull Decessus is puzzled as well!

And again, Decessus is 3 steps behind of what's going on. :nonono:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian ~~slave~~ girlfriend. Most women just have problems.

That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women. :bigsmile:
10-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Drift

i bet the ladies love you're 12' sub DK ;)
10-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PAH, woman. :mad2:

By the way, this cracked me up xD
10-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Decessus

The oh-so-wonderfull Decessus is puzzled as well!

And again, Decessus is 3 steps behind of what's going on. :nonono:

I'm afraid it's far more than 3.
10-08-2006, 10:42 PM
theundeadhero

I just want someone to make me a sandwhich. I don't care what gender you are.
10-08-2006, 10:45 PM
Cz

Becuase you don't show 'em who's boss. :mad2:
10-08-2006, 10:48 PM
Captain Maxx Power

And there was me convinced that DK was actually the token really gay guy, then all of a sudden, it's all about the ladies!

(SPOILER)Am I right in thinking that this is a sly dig at a certain someone?
10-08-2006, 10:58 PM
abrojtm

(SPOILER)Yes

When they say no, just cut off their hands so they can't make anything anymore.
10-08-2006, 11:01 PM
Madame Adequate

I wholly agree! I'm glad to see Wesley has Jess under control, as it ought to be. Too many women are too full of notions of individuality and - get this - personal rights! Hahaha, as though they are anything other than servants! :bigsmile:
10-08-2006, 11:05 PM
sephirothishere

cripple their spirits and then theyll make the sandwiches ; )........
10-08-2006, 11:14 PM
KentaRawr!

This thread...

It had so much potential! It could have mixed Devil Man's words wittingly instead of stuffing words straight down Devil Man's throat! But no! You had to go with the stuffing! :mad2:
10-08-2006, 11:16 PM
Jess

What type of sandwich would you like, Dan? :jess:
10-08-2006, 11:55 PM
theundeadhero

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When they say no, just cut off their hands so they can't make anything anymore.

You'll never get a sandwhich made that way.
10-09-2006, 12:07 AM
Shiny

Pimp slap her. It always works for me. :choc2:
10-09-2006, 12:08 AM
LunarWeaver

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.
10-09-2006, 12:09 AM
RiseToFall

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.

You just crossed the line Lunar.
10-09-2006, 12:14 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by RiseToFall

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.

You just crossed the line Lunar.

Yeah, that 'lol' was unnecessary.
10-09-2006, 12:19 AM
Skarr

Maybe if you said please.

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Yeah right.
10-09-2006, 12:30 AM
Freya

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Originally Posted by Skarr

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Hahaha yeah right, like that's ever gonna happen.

If you buy me some new pants i'll gladly make you breakfast, lunch, dinner and anything inbetween, for about a week. Then you have to go out and get me something else.
10-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Vikeve

Yeah, I don't get mad i get me some new cloths.:D

I can't cook for life:( wow that made no sense but im sure you get the point.:confused:
10-09-2006, 12:48 AM
Madame Adequate

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Originally Posted by Skarr

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Jesus, you're as bad as Tommy Sheridan is with socialism. =/ Not everything is about Chin Patrol, you know.
10-09-2006, 06:19 AM
Mogi

Wait....

I must have a natural talent for making sandwiches!

Or I'm dreaming again....
10-09-2006, 06:35 AM
Rainecloud

That was a very good impression, DK.

Oh, and I make my own sandwiches, because I'm a perfectionist.
10-09-2006, 06:54 AM
Rusty

I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely.
10-09-2006, 07:09 AM
Meat Puppet

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.
10-09-2006, 10:15 AM
Odaisé Gaelach

Damn, I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've been slapped.

I know that one was when a girl complimented me on my beard, and I stroked her chin and said, "Well, yours ain't too bad either"...

...now I'm hungry.
10-09-2006, 03:45 PM
Sparky

Are all of you stupid, women should be treated with respect no matter what they do wrong. Also, you all should be making the women sandwiches, wait my bad, you should be making them full course meals that would fill their stomachs.
10-09-2006, 04:34 PM
Reles

If they prove that they're more of a man than I am, then I'll make them a sandwich, after that they can starve for all I care.
10-09-2006, 04:37 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely.

Woman! Make me a god damned sandwich, please!

Doesn't sound right. That please throws it all off!:tongue:
10-09-2006, 04:38 PM
~SapphireStar~

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what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.
10-09-2006, 04:39 PM
StarChild

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.

go make me a sandwich! =)

I cook, and I'm pretty good cook, but when told to make a sandwich, I'll very politely make it for you and then shove it down your pants :D

not really.
10-09-2006, 06:01 PM
Alive-Cat

What is a women?
10-09-2006, 06:26 PM
Quindiana Jones

I make awesome sandwiches. No really, they are always about 3 inches thick. So tasty.

DK should make his own sandwiches, he could take some pork from himself, as he's clearly a chauvinist pig :bigsmile:

Oh yes, you know that burned.
10-09-2006, 06:59 PM
XxSephirothxX

Dan, you just need the right equipment.
10-10-2006, 01:29 AM
SammieBabe

I am so hot for you now, Dan. ;)
I'll make you all the sandwiches you can stand...:jokey:
10-10-2006, 03:46 AM
yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen
10-10-2006, 04:04 AM
Decessus

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:
10-10-2006, 04:10 AM
Mogi

I just got finished eating a sandwich.
It was good.
I made it.
10-10-2006, 05:02 AM
yunacy

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:

thats not very nice:p
10-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Giga Guess

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian ~~slave~~ girlfriend. Most women just have problems.

That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women. :bigsmile:
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And wondering if you'd get caught for slipping in some rat poison.
10-10-2006, 02:17 PM
Sparky

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Originally Posted by yunacy

not all woman belong in the kitchen

I think that women are to be spoiled until hell frezzes over.
10-10-2006, 06:27 PM
Quindiana Jones

Antarctica's working on it.