Male Impotency... What would you do when it stops working?

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10-08-2006, 10:23 PM
The Devil Man

Male Impotency... What would you do when it stops working?

As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem ;))

So my topic is this. Men... what would you do and how do you think you'd react if... well, you suddenly became impotent? Would you just say 'oh, it's one of those things' or would you try and do something about it?

And women... how important is the sex part of a relationship to you? Would you ditch your husband/boyfriend if he had 'problems'? Would you stay with him and try and solve his issues?

I ask because a lot of relationships can fail due to lack of satisfaction in the bedroom. Sexual problems can effect the confidence of a man or woman which leads to personal relationship problems and cause other arguments as well as depression. And this, in turn, can lead to infidelity or/and divorce.

So... what would you do? And do you know of anyone who has been effected by this 'male' issue? How did they resolve their relationship struggles? (And does anyone actually know why men become impotent? I don't! :confused: And the reason I don't know is because... I will never, ever become impotent, so dont you worry ladies! I am here for you :tongue:)

And viagra is cheating. Say a prayer or something.
10-08-2006, 10:24 PM
escobert

If viagra is cheating then is there much you can do?
10-08-2006, 10:28 PM
Decessus

This is a hard question.
10-08-2006, 10:30 PM
eestlinc

popsicle sticks and duct tape
10-08-2006, 10:31 PM
DK

Issy has the powers to fix ANY male erectile dysfunctions.
10-08-2006, 10:32 PM
Rye

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

popsicle sticks and duct tape

This is the right answer. But clearly, male impotency is the woman's fault in the relationship. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by DK

Issy has the powers to fix ANY male erectile dysfunctions.

:bigsmile:
10-08-2006, 10:34 PM
Roto13

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

popsicle sticks and duct tape

This is the right answer. But clearly, male impotency is the woman's fault in the relationship. :mad2:

Oh, definitely. It's when you gals stop being attractive.
10-08-2006, 10:35 PM
sephirothishere

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This is the right answer. But clearly, male impotency is the woman's fault in the relationship.

yup....if the chick isnt hot enough....then....who else is to blame!!!!!!!!!!
10-08-2006, 10:35 PM
Levian

I'd buy a really expensive car, probably.
10-08-2006, 10:38 PM
Rye

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Originally Posted by Levian

I'd buy a really expensive car, probably.

With tall spires on top of it?
10-08-2006, 10:39 PM
Twisted Tinkerbell

I wouldn't care if the guy I was with became impotent.
10-08-2006, 10:40 PM
Levian

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Levian

I'd buy a really expensive car, probably.

With tall spires on top of it?

Hey, I just lost my penis. Tail spires is not too much to ask for imho.
10-08-2006, 10:40 PM
rubah

Make love without using his penis. If we can do it now, we can do it in forty years from now!

or invest in little blue pills. it depends
10-08-2006, 10:43 PM
Roto13

I'm seeing a trend.
10-08-2006, 10:46 PM
Skarr

The Fed's wanna know what's going on. Capisce?
10-08-2006, 10:49 PM
Venom

Meh....I'll do what Levian said and buy a real expensive car or something of the sort.
10-08-2006, 10:56 PM
Roto13

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Originally Posted by Skarr

The Fed's wanna know what's going on. Capisce?

Capise.
10-08-2006, 11:01 PM
sephirothishere

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Meh....I'll do what Levian said and buy a real expensive car or something of the sort.

thats kinda unfair htough...cuz like all the chick would want you then.....but they wouldnt get any privelidges....
10-08-2006, 11:10 PM
Old Manus

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Originally Posted by roto13-ness

I'm seeing a trend.

I too noticed this. :shifty:
10-08-2006, 11:14 PM
Madame Adequate

I eagerly await the day I completely and totally lose interest in sex.

I shall point to my crotch, dancing around half-naked, and shout "THE BEAST IS DEAD!"

Liberation is all too far away :(
10-08-2006, 11:40 PM
Iceglow

whilst tinkers wouldn't be too bothered I think I would cry my bloody eyes out and then take a massive viagra overdose and silicone inject my member when it became hard.
10-09-2006, 12:51 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'd kill myself and take out as many people as humanly possible.
10-09-2006, 06:53 AM
DarkLadyNyara

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As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem )

Well, yeah, cause you can't get laid to begin with. ;)
10-09-2006, 10:27 AM
Odaisé Gaelach

What would I do?

...

I'd shoot it.
10-09-2006, 11:33 AM
Polaris

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

how important is the sex part of a relationship to you? Would you ditch your husband/boyfriend if he had 'problems'? Would you stay with him and try and solve his issues?

Of course I'd stay with him! I don't mind if my bf would have 'problems'! :p It can happen...

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

And viagra is cheating

How do u know? Have u tried it? :jokey: :jokey: :jokey:
10-09-2006, 11:51 AM
Nominus Experse

How the smurf is Viagra cheating?

Is it cheating for some diabetics who suffer complications due to their condition to take something that allows them something that most people already have naturally? How is it cheating for older males? Or how is it cheating for men that just can't manage to arouse themselves to that particular point? I fail to see how medication is considered cheating. If anything, it's solving a problem without guilt or any other real serious health complications other than rare instances.

I would probably take some medication.

That, or what MILF describes.
10-09-2006, 01:17 PM
Fonzie

I'm going to Disneyland!! YEAH!!!!
10-09-2006, 01:36 PM
Breine

I'd cheat and take some viagra.
10-09-2006, 02:05 PM
fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem )

Well, yeah, cause you can't get laid to begin with. ;)

There needs to be a high five smiley.
10-09-2006, 02:21 PM
Giga Guess

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem )

Well, yeah, cause you can't get laid to begin with. ;)

There needs to be a high five smiley.

BURN!
10-09-2006, 02:53 PM
bipper

Men NEVER stop working. Our choices just get Uglier!!

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT! Our problems can once again be blamed on t3h women! *fans flames*
10-09-2006, 04:20 PM
Drift

men impotency = meh! just an excuse not to wear a condom.
10-09-2006, 04:31 PM
Reles

Well if I had a penis and it didn't work anymore, then I just wouldn't get my wife/girlfriend/random stranger pregnant?
10-09-2006, 04:33 PM
Shauna

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem )

Well, yeah, cause you can't get laid to begin with. ;)

There needs to be a high five smiley.

xD That made me laugh. :D

ANyway, I'd stay with my partner if he had problems?
10-09-2006, 04:36 PM
DJZen

I would love Heidegger no matter what problems he had. :love:
10-09-2006, 04:36 PM
StarChild

I wouldn't care, I'd still love the man I'm with. Plus there are always other things you can do.
10-09-2006, 04:42 PM
fire_of_avalon

I would stick with my man, regardless of erectile dysfunction. There are other ways to physically express ones love.
10-09-2006, 04:46 PM
McLovin'

Maybe Devil Man should go onto a sex forum...
He'd fit in...

Google all the way.
10-09-2006, 04:49 PM
Christmas

Quote:

Tidus: I'll go with you. I'm your guardian. Unless I'm...fired?

Yuna: Stay with me until the end. Please.

Tidus: Not until the end... Always.

Yuna: Always, then.
10-09-2006, 04:58 PM
Croyles

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by roto13-ness

I'm seeing a trend.

I too noticed this. :shifty:

I am pretty sure Devil Man cannot mention the word sex in real life without blushing so he's escaped and decided to learn on the internet.

If I was impotent I would be annoyed or upset, and world probably try and fix it and/or use viagra. If nothing seems to work or work well, I would be able to handle that and accept its my time :D (after shouting and screaming at everyone else because id think it was THEIR fault, obviously!)

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Originally Posted by StarChild

Plus there are always other things you can do.

Like the boy next door for example. :(
10-09-2006, 05:03 PM
Jebus

I most likely wouldn't even notice.
10-09-2006, 05:10 PM
The Devil Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus of Zeal

Maybe Devil Man should go onto a sex forum...
He'd fit in...

Why, thats a good idea!

Bye-bye then. My time on this Forum is over. Take care people and have fun with my existing Threads!
10-09-2006, 05:12 PM
Rainecloud

As long as I don't sit in usual positions at my desk every day, I'll probably stay pretty darn fertile for quite some time.

If I can stay fertile for the next five years, I'll be happy. :)
10-09-2006, 05:14 PM
bipper

With two kids at the age of 23 I would call this a blessing....

... or would I?
10-09-2006, 06:36 PM
Quindiana Jones

Lots and lots and lots and lots of porn.
09-11-2022, 02:37 AM
Christmas

Quin is the subject matter expert.
09-11-2022, 08:44 AM
Mr Gashtacular

i would thumb it in, i spose