I'm with my old friend Reles on this one (we go way back). “Knickers” makes me think of the undergarments grannies would wear. Not that I wear panties, or indeed take them off my neighbour's washing line. Knickers is a really stupid word if you say it too many times in a row. I guess panties probably is too, but knickers definitely gets stupider quick. Or is that stupid quicker? Whatever. It's actually starting to make me think of dickety-two now, which makes me think of Abe Simpson. Abe Simpson wears the male equivalent of knickers, and he keeps his name on them. He can also take them off without removing his pants! Funnily enough, the episode that I am referring to was actually on today AND I have already referenced it once today (in
this thread). Anyway, if I go any further than this I'm going to derail; so, in conclusion, I choose
panties.