Help Devil Man spend lots of Money.

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10-11-2006, 04:50 PM
The Devil Man

Help Devil Man spend lots of Money.

Hello EoFF'ers. This is your friendly, neighbourhood Devil Man here... and he needs your advice! Thats correct. Devil Man hopes for wisdom to come from this Thread and give him good advice on how to spend his money. For you see...

Devil Man is rich! :eek: And Devil Man doesn't just mean rich, rich... Devil Man means he is ridiculously rich! He has faaaaar too much money. He confesses... he has only earned a tiny bit of this money too. The rest all comes from his parents who happily give Devil Man money. Devil Man may someday get a job, once he completes University, but he doesn't need to ever work at all. He can just live off his parents wealth for many years!

Now Devil Man needs advice on how to spend this money.

For you see... Devil Man has too many clothes already. He has a nice apartment (paid for by his parents) and a cool BMW (also paid for by his parents). He has enough games and consoles too, including very rare games. He goes on holiday three or four times a year too. He pretty much has everything he could ever want (:save: And he is also EXTREMELY handsome with beautiful eyes and the sexiest smile you will ever see! And he has a wonderful body given to him by Mother Nature ;) Devil Man is truly amazing!)

Whoever says money doesn't buy you happiness... lied! :eek: Money has brought me much, much happiness! :spin: Money means everything to Devil Man :) Money is far more important then love!

But Devil Man needs to find new ways to spend his money. The reason he is on EoFF is because he is also on eBay at the same time, finding new things that could look pretty in his apartment.

So Devil Man's topic is... how can he spend this money? Can you advise me on what I should buy? Of course... I can not afford anything ridiculous like a jet, or a boat, but I can spend alot of money on anything else! My parents have never said no, and they never will.

Is there anything you ever wanted that might be of interest to Devil Man?

:save: Edit! I will never give money to charity, AT ALL, EVER because Devil Man does not believe in charity. Nope. Devil Man would rather spend money on himself. So please help!
10-11-2006, 04:52 PM
fire_of_avalon

Philanthropy. :)
10-11-2006, 04:52 PM
Polaris

Don't spend the money! :lol: I wouldn't, or make a voyage to portugal ;) Kidding... seriously? I wouldn't spend it I'd save it for later
10-11-2006, 04:54 PM
Levian

But they can't buy you love. :(

You could always get one of those arcade flipper machines, though.
10-11-2006, 04:55 PM
Jowy

Invest it all in lottery tickets, and then buy something ridiculous like a boat.
10-11-2006, 04:59 PM
Twilight Edge

Twilight Edge would advice Devil Man to spend it on furnishing and games and save the rest for future purposes.
10-11-2006, 05:00 PM
Reles

How about donating some to us EoFFers, I am mighty poor, puh-lease. :)
10-11-2006, 05:00 PM
Rusty

Contribute to a Maternity ward to improve facilities in a poorer area of a country.
10-11-2006, 05:01 PM
Some Guy from CW

A wife. They happily reduce the size of your wallet.
10-11-2006, 05:02 PM
~SapphireStar~

Spend it on me! Wow, I dont know what you could get Amar ... hmm. Maybe pay for us all to meet somewhere?
10-11-2006, 05:03 PM
The Devil Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

Contribute to a Maternity ward to improve facilities in a poorer area of a country.

But that is not helping Devil Man :(

Devil Man wants to help the most important person in his life...

And that person is...

Devil Man :)

More suggestions please! I really want to spend more money on myself!
10-11-2006, 05:06 PM
Novaris

What I would do is gamble. But if you're unlucky you'll gain twice or thrice or more as much as the original value and you're worser off than you first were. *thinks deeply* Hookers?
10-11-2006, 05:09 PM
Rusty

Quote:

But that is not helping Devil Man :(

Devil Man wants to help the most important person in his life...

And that person is...

Devil Man :)

More suggestions please! I really want to spend more money on myself!

xD But you said in your first post that you have pretty much everything you could want.
10-11-2006, 05:11 PM
The Devil Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

xD But you said in your first post that you have pretty much everything you could want.

That is true...

But Devil Man wants MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

So help please :( Devil Man is thinking of buying a new Mercedes SLK soon but what else should he buy?
10-11-2006, 05:12 PM
Polaris

WTF? GIVE ME UR MONEY... why don't u buy a bigger house? with a pool :jokey:
10-11-2006, 05:12 PM
Some Guy from CW

A snooker table and a grand piano. Fit some decent sized wheels to them and then race them downhill.
10-11-2006, 05:18 PM
Twilight Edge

Get a sports car.
10-11-2006, 05:19 PM
~SapphireStar~

I still say spend it on me :D
10-11-2006, 05:29 PM
RoxasLeonhart

Hey Devil Man Start our Own Arcade with the money
10-11-2006, 05:32 PM
Chloe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

I still say spend it on me :D

And me :bigsmile:
10-11-2006, 05:34 PM
My_car_is_faster_than_you

Most people'd think I'd suggest buying a car, but no. Cars are a total waste of money, unless that's what you're going for.

I'd say put half in savings, and then go hog wild with the other half on stupid stuff like collector's items that may someday be worth something.
10-11-2006, 05:34 PM
Rainecloud

Do attitude adjustments come in packets? ;)

Failing that, just buy EoFF and turn it into your own personal playground.
10-11-2006, 05:35 PM
Jowy

Don't fill his head with such ideas!
10-11-2006, 05:40 PM
Agent Proto

Get a PlayStation3, a Wii, AND XBox 360.
10-11-2006, 05:41 PM
Ender

memories > objects

When you're old an wrinkly, that $10k leather sofa you owned thrity years before won't mean that much to you. On the other hand, memories accrue interest as you age...looking back on a great experience, a cool person, an interesting place, etc. will be worth a lot to you when you can't (or no longer want to) make use of all the objects you accumulated during your life anyway.

Soooooo...

My advice is to meet lots of new people from many different places, go on vacations or roadtrips to everywhere you've ever been curious about, try crazy stuff that most people can't afford to do, throw crazy parties until you get a rep and start getting celebrities to show up...and invite your fellow EoFFers while you're at it. ;)
10-11-2006, 05:41 PM
bipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Get a PlayStation3, a Wii, AND XBox 360.

Hell, just get the PS3 :cry:
10-11-2006, 05:44 PM
McLovin'

Take over the world.
10-11-2006, 05:48 PM
Novaris

Oh... I have a brilliant idea. Buy Jospeh Merrick's remains.
10-11-2006, 05:59 PM
Jowy

Or even better, buy some Immortality Rings!
10-11-2006, 06:01 PM
~SapphireStar~

Quote:

Or even better, buy some Immortality Rings!

Oh Lord ...
10-11-2006, 06:01 PM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Get a PlayStation3, a Wii, AND XBox 360.

That's what I'd do.
10-11-2006, 06:05 PM
My_car_is_faster_than_you

Wait, what's a lot of money here? $10? I remember when I was little, if I had $1.50 in my savings, I was ready to retire!

Well then, if you got $10 (or 6-7 pounds), just go to the candy store and pick out all the things you want.
10-11-2006, 06:19 PM
Xander

Hehe, your posts are so fun.

Buy lots of music! Starting with some Of Montreal.

Then pizza whenever you feel like it...I dunno, that's pretty much all I'd do. xD
10-11-2006, 10:16 PM
The Devil Man

Some of these suggestions are good, but...

They are not spending money :( They are 'Devil Man getting out some spare change and throwing it on the table'...

I am looking for hard-core ways to spend money! :eek:

(Oh, and buying a PlayStation 3 is a tragic waste of cash :( I want something useful not useless!)
10-11-2006, 10:32 PM
final fantasy is stinky

Buy a dog then you have to buy it food it can ruin your furniture which would mean you need new furniture it could ruin anything you want it to. Then you could buy a newer better thing than the last.:kaohappy2 Since I suggested this great idea I think I should get some money too.:love:
10-11-2006, 10:38 PM
KentaRawr!

Get a Nintendo Wii with Wii Sports and a controller. ($250) Then, get a DS-Lite. ($130). Then, get Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Metroid Prime 3. ($100). Then get New Super Mario Bros., Mario Kart DS, and Tetris DS. ($100).

$580 all spent on Video Games. =D
10-11-2006, 10:38 PM
Decessus

Hey, don't you live in the box across the street?
10-11-2006, 10:43 PM
Anaisa

Give me enough money to open my own animal sanctuary.
10-11-2006, 10:44 PM
Jowy

If that's chump change, then go rent some heavy machinery, grab some of your buddies, get some beers, and just go hog-freaking-wild. You can use the rest of the coinage to pay for damages, court costs, and bail bonds. ;)
10-11-2006, 10:52 PM
nik0tine

Definetly get this. Hours of entertainment.
10-11-2006, 11:37 PM
abrojtm

Send it to us, clearly.
10-11-2006, 11:41 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Pirate memorabilia, and lots of it.
10-11-2006, 11:43 PM
~*~Celes~*~

Save it, you never know when you might need it later.