How to get him!

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10-12-2006, 06:38 PM
~SapphireStar~

How to get him!

Ok, I like this guy, but Im hopless at flirting! I just act friendly towards him and have a joke, but that way, he wont have a clue I fancy him!

So come on you casanovas! How do you flirt?
10-12-2006, 06:42 PM
RoxasLeonhart

just Tell him straight up that you like him.well that what gurls do to me wheen they like me
10-12-2006, 06:42 PM
bipper

Don't flirt. Flirting might get him to fall for you on terms you do not want him to fall for you on. If you like him, spend time with him, and mold to his personality. Let things happen with out any flaunting imo.

I usually flirt by simply showing up. :D
10-12-2006, 06:44 PM
Jowy

When I flirt with people, I do it unknowingly. And it works, or something.
10-12-2006, 06:45 PM
Some Guy from CW

I find about 6 pints helps the words come out easier. The right words are a different matter.
10-12-2006, 06:47 PM
escobert

say, I WANT TO FEEL YOU IN YOUR NO NO SPOT.
10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
RiseToFall

Tell him you know how to cook and he's yours, no question about it.
10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
Jojee

Did you break up with your boyfriend? o_O
10-12-2006, 06:49 PM
~SapphireStar~

Quote:

Did you break up with your boyfriend? o_O

He broke up with me. But this one is mine :D Im very determined to have him!
10-12-2006, 06:49 PM
bipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jojee

Did you break up with your boyfriend? o_O

Thus she is on the market now :cool:

Quote:

Tell him you know how to cook and he's yours, no question about it.

Whoa! You can cook! PM ME! *Pushes mullet off*
10-12-2006, 06:51 PM
m4tt

Grab his butt. Works for me.
10-12-2006, 06:55 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bert

say, I WANT TO FEEL YOU IN YOUR NO NO SPOT.

Do this without clothes on.

He will understand.
10-12-2006, 06:55 PM
~SapphireStar~

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4tt

Grab his butt.

Like the sound of that :D
10-12-2006, 06:55 PM
Jojee

When I had crushes on guys, I would just insult them a lot to their face. XD Note: do not follow my example. And no, just because I insult you doesn't mean I have a crush on you. <3
10-12-2006, 06:56 PM
XandrewX

Give it a staright go and tell him you like her...Well that worked on my country...girls just take more initiatives than guys are here...sometimes that is...
10-12-2006, 07:08 PM
Xander

Get his number or MSN. Flirting through text can be a lot easier, and very fun. ^_^ Plus if anything goes too far you can just say you were messing around. But yeah I've had some fun flirting with a few people on MSN that I know IRL, and it's helped us get together in a couple of cases ;) Though I don't know if my idea of flirting is the same as it often involves somewhat dirty conversation. xD
10-12-2006, 07:17 PM
black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiseToFall

Tell him you know how to cook and he's yours, no question about it.

>>> Yeah, give him something to eat...
10-12-2006, 07:31 PM
Ryushikaze

Just tell the boy. It works.
10-12-2006, 07:58 PM
Quindiana Jones

I'm just a good flirter. I have no idea how I do it.

In person.
10-12-2006, 08:23 PM
McLovin'

Get tough!

If he won't go out with you KICK. HIS. ASSSSSSSS!

I flirt by observing others then jumping in unexpectedly.
10-12-2006, 08:25 PM
Jimsour

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Ok, I like this guy, but Im hopless at flirting! I just act friendly towards him and have a joke, but that way, he wont have a clue I fancy him!

So come on you casanovas! How do you flirt?

Flirting just comes natural, have a laugh and a good time and he'll get it, yeah.

Bunny said it best.
10-12-2006, 08:34 PM
Yamaneko

Tell him that he's just been poisoned and the only way to get the antidote is to go out with you. Works like a charm.
10-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Ryushikaze

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Tell him that he's just been poisoned and the only way to get the antidote is to go out with you. Works like a charm.

Note: Do not actually poison him. Just FYI.
10-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Jimsour

A little poisoning never hurts anyone.
10-12-2006, 08:39 PM
Yamaneko

Well if he turns out to be a jerk...
10-12-2006, 08:56 PM
Old Manus

Poetry
10-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Jimsour

Is that how you woo the birds, manny?
10-12-2006, 09:08 PM
Old Manus

Only Christmas. She has a thing for van dyke collars and codpieces.
10-12-2006, 09:10 PM
Jimsour

Seems fair enough, though I prefere tuna myself.

So then how would you make a poem out of Van dyke collars and codpieces ? Let me in on your secret.
10-12-2006, 09:11 PM
Skarr

All you need is a box of wrestling dvd's. Some beer. A overly lesbian porno and a cellphone and he's yours. Trust me. ;)
10-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Alive-Cat

Hope this helps you, and your situation.

You're going to have to take into account locations, and your situation. I can give you a basic outline but I can't change your situation. You're going to have to mould what I'm about to say to suit you, and your situation.
Firstly, you've got to ask yourself this;
Do you know someone trustworthy who drives a car? Fast?
This is probably one of the most important aspects, but maybe not number one. You'll have to have a getaway car, otherwise you can't exactly run down the street with the weight of a male human on your weary shoulders. It wouldn't suit you, and it wouldn't suit your situation.

The next important thing to remember is having the right materials. You're not going to be able to get him without these things;
Rope.
Duct tape.
A body sized bag.
You'll need these.

Now, the basic principle is to catch him off guard. Preferably in an alley way, or somewhere quiet and unguarded. If you have no choice, watch out for the red guards, their eyes can shoot fire, and it takes away 2000 HP.
Once you have manoeuvred yourself into the correct situation, you must put the sack over his head, then his whole entire body. He won't be able to struggle, much, if the bag is tight enough.
Here comes the car. Haul him into the trunk. His screams shouldn't be too audible in there.
Once you have him home, you may use the duct tape and rope for whatever you wish. Basically, you'll "have him".
My best to you, ~SapphireStar~, and your situation.
10-12-2006, 09:16 PM
Dreddz

Dive right in, guys dont like small talk.
10-12-2006, 09:16 PM
Jimsour

What if he isnt into wrestling? What would you do then?

More lesbian porno?
10-12-2006, 09:22 PM
~SapphireStar~

Love you Alive-Man :D
He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly ;)
10-12-2006, 10:08 PM
Rainecloud

Flirt 'till you can't flirt any more.

If he's interested, he'll flirt back, and so on.
10-12-2006, 10:10 PM
Shauna

I don't flirt. :D
10-13-2006, 03:30 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Love you Alive-Man :D
He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly ;)

WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.
10-13-2006, 03:36 AM
Evastio

I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread. :(

Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Love you Alive-Man :D
He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly ;)

WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.

Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.
10-13-2006, 03:37 AM
Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4tt

Grab his butt. Works for me.

Best idea in this whole thread.
10-13-2006, 03:40 AM
Araciel

just let him know what you want. but don't be too available, or he won't have to work for it. heh ... heheh
10-13-2006, 03:43 AM
Lynx

just spend time with him when he sees that you want to hang out wiht him more and more he'll get the hint. and if you get the feeling he's interested too but wont ask you out just flat out tell him you like him if you were wrong and he doesnt have the feelings one it doesnt mean all hope is gone and besides atleast you dont have to wonder what if.
10-13-2006, 03:44 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread. :(

Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Love you Alive-Man :D
He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly ;)

WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.

Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.

Athletic guys never watch movies? :(
10-13-2006, 03:46 AM
Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread. :(

Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Love you Alive-Man :D
He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly ;)

WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.

Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.

Athletic guys never watch movies? :(

NEVER.
10-13-2006, 03:47 AM
Araciel

hahah athletic guys can be movie guys....i am
10-13-2006, 04:27 AM
Denmark

seriously, males are the stupidest creatures on the planet. they can't understand subtle feelings of affection, it's all or nothing. go balls out.
10-13-2006, 04:34 AM
kikimm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4tt

Grab his butt. Works for me.

Best idea in this whole thread.

I dunno, they don't seem to like that very much.

Or maybe if you're going to grab it, you gotta be gentle.
10-13-2006, 04:38 AM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by kikimm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4tt

Grab his butt. Works for me.

Best idea in this whole thread.

I dunno, they don't seem to like that very much.

Or maybe if you're going to grab it, you gotta be gentle.

welll i totally like it :P
10-13-2006, 04:40 AM
The Unknown Guru

You dont flirt to tell someone you like them, you ask someone out to tell them you like them. Just try asking him out. If the words cant come out of your mouth, then dont ask me for help. I've been tying to find the cure for years.
10-13-2006, 04:49 AM
Lynx

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unknown Guru

You dont flirt to tell someone you like them, you ask someone out to tell them you like them. Just try asking him out. If the words cant come out of your mouth, then dont ask me for help. I've been tying to find the cure for years.

ive had such a hard time with telling people i like them or asking people out too. then one day i was like im fed up with this ill jsut go for it. and right before i told the girl in my head i said gotta live life to the fullest because you only get one chance to live life. so i jsut blurted it out with even though i was nervous and the words were probably hard to undertsand :p
10-13-2006, 04:53 AM
bipper

If you can be neked, and he can be drunk, it will happen. Screw Romance. Man suck at romance, so man make beer! *grunts off to the bar with a wooden club*
10-17-2006, 05:20 PM
Loony BoB

Just tell him. Most guys dig girls that are into them. :p If he likes you too, he'll ask you out in time. Simple. Worked for me whenever I liked a gu-- ...girl...
10-17-2006, 05:21 PM
Levian

Tell one of his best friends you like that guy, but make him promise he won't say anything. He'll say it anyway and you won't look needy. Hurray!
10-17-2006, 05:25 PM
Rocket Edge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

Tell one of his best friends you like that guy, but make him promise he won't say anything. He'll say it anyway and you won't look needy. Hurray!

That's very true. :D

I'd just remain friends with him though, you'll notice the signs if he likes you, but you have to give minor hints too in return to better know how he feels.
If it's meant to happen, it'll happen. :up: