Do you have any 'Special Powers'?

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10-12-2006, 07:57 PM
The Devil Man

Do you have any 'Special Powers'?

Devil Man would like to tell you a little secret and he asks that you keep it just between him and you. It is not something he happily tells the world because he has been given something unique by the Gods.

He has a 'Special Powers'...

Sometimes he can read peoples minds and he knows exactly what they are going to say next! :eek:

It is true! I have never abused this unique ability of mine but... ooooh... I am not going to tell you more about my Special Powers or I shall be sentenced to eternal damnation for breaking the trust of the Gods...

But I'd like to know. Do you have any Special Powers of your own? Tell me if you do! :confused:
10-12-2006, 08:03 PM
Quindiana Jones
10-12-2006, 08:04 PM
escobert

X-men unite!
10-12-2006, 08:04 PM
LunarWeaver

I have deja vu right now.

And I'm afraid I'm totally normal :( Unless you count being an uber-nerd a power.
10-12-2006, 08:06 PM
aquatius

I can summon people, see sometimes when I say stuff like "Where's [person]? They are normally here" they appear soon after I say it.
10-12-2006, 08:07 PM
~SapphireStar~

Ok this is serious. I sometimes let my mind wander and a random scene from a random Simspsons episode will pop into my head. Then maybe a day or so later, that episode will be on!

Oh and I can make guys pants fall off just by looking at them!
10-12-2006, 08:10 PM
Tempest

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Ok this is serious. I sometimes let my mind wander and a random scene from a random Simspsons episode will pop into my head. Then maybe a day or so later, that episode will be on!

Holy crap!!! :eek: I used to be able to do that too. When I still watched The Simpsons, I mean. Weird.
10-12-2006, 08:11 PM
Quindiana Jones

My friends and I have this amazing power where, whenever we say bumsex or penis etc, one of our mates that we call gay appears. Also, when we say poo, the one that eats poo appears.

I have weird friends.
10-12-2006, 08:13 PM
Zeromus_X

I have the power to close this thread if it gets too out of hand.

I admittedly do not have any 'special powers' that I am aware. But flying would be nice.

Edit: Actually, I do have dreams occasionally which depict things, that I experience in real life at some point in time. It actually kinda pisses me off because it's like my dreams gave me a spoiler on reality.
10-12-2006, 08:14 PM
Jowy

I can /kick people from #eoff sometimes. That's about it. ;)
10-12-2006, 08:16 PM
fire_of_avalon

I can stab people to death.
10-12-2006, 08:16 PM
Quindiana Jones

I have the power to take off my clothes when attractive women ask me to.
10-12-2006, 08:17 PM
McLovin'

My mommy told me I was a very special boy.
10-12-2006, 08:19 PM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I can stab people to death.

You can stab me ;)
10-12-2006, 08:32 PM
Ryushikaze

Among my many powers one is that people don't mug me.

Another is the power to bring about the end of the world by wearing pants. Or so I'm told.

Another 'power' is that people find it inconceivable that I have parents.
10-12-2006, 08:34 PM
Polaris

uh... I can write lyrics in less than 5 minutes :D If that counts :shifty:

most of dreams come true... I I dream of my teeth falling someone will die, if I dream with smth else I'm sure it'll happen! :D It has been always like that!
10-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Yamaneko

I might, but sadly I can only use 10% of my brain power.
10-12-2006, 08:49 PM
fire_of_avalon

Yamaneko!
10-12-2006, 08:53 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

Quote:

Ok this is serious. I sometimes let my mind wander and a random scene from a random Simspsons episode will pop into my head. Then maybe a day or so later, that episode will be on!

I used to look in the TV guide and see what Simpsons episode was on, then I would let my mind wander and a random scene from a random Simspsons episode will pop into my head. Then maybe a day or so later, that episode will be on! The system works!
10-12-2006, 09:11 PM
Bunny

I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes but I control it by wearing special sunglasses. I can also control the weather and turn into a large green monster when I am angry.

I can also control metallic objects and read minds.

Oh and there's the whole third leg thing. But that isn't special or a power.
10-12-2006, 09:11 PM
Madame Adequate
That's not a special power, that's an understanding of commonly used phrases, words, and cliches. I can do it too. Just not enough in advance for it to ever matter, because I think the word that's going to be said about a quarter of a second before it is said.

I have many other special powers, however! Here is a list;
1. I am a better strategist/tactician than Hannibal Barca.
2. I am more intelligent than anyone, ever. I'm like Hawking x Newton ^ Einstein.
3. I'm a better poet than Poe.
4. I've strength of will enough to survive Jess Art.
5. :monster2:
10-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Yuffie514

i make many "what if" predictions, in the form of a rhetorical question. a few days from there, the predicition is fulfilled. but i think that is as far as psychic abilities for me goes. it's not like i could also predict danger or actually go about making a wish...
10-12-2006, 09:36 PM
YTDN

I can predict the fate of boys that don't do their homework. As in whether they will get killed or killed
10-12-2006, 09:38 PM
Nominus Experse

My special powers attract people in suits that are talking on the talkies
10-12-2006, 09:41 PM
sephirothishere

i have lots of superpowers.....
10-12-2006, 09:42 PM
oddler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

My special powers attract people in suits that are talking on the talkies

You are soon to see lovehurts in the afterlife. Look out your window.
10-12-2006, 09:45 PM
Rye
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

That's not a special power, that's an understanding of commonly used phrases, words, and cliches. I can do it too. Just not enough in advance for it to ever matter, because I think the word that's going to be said about a quarter of a second before it is said.

I have many other special powers, however! Here is a list;

I am a better strategist/tactician than Hannibal Barca.
I am more intelligent than anyone, ever. I'm like Hawking x Newton ^ Einstein.
I'm a better poet than Poe.

I've strength of will enough to survive Jess Art.
:monster2:
Not even your cookie monster can save you now! :bigsmile:

I have lots of "gifts", let's just say.
10-12-2006, 09:50 PM
Reles

I have the power to piss people off and have them call me mean and terrible names. :)
10-12-2006, 09:52 PM
Pete for President

I used to have deja-vu's alot, does that count?
10-12-2006, 10:06 PM
Rainecloud

I have incredible powers of patience.

Even though a three year old has been screaming at me for the last three hours, I haven't 'lost it' with him at all. In fact, I managed to reason with the little ... monster, and he seems fine now.

Patience is so lacking these days, and I do consider it to be one of my very Special Powers.
10-12-2006, 10:08 PM
Xander

I don't think they're clean enough to discuss here.... xD Other than that, no ;_;
10-12-2006, 10:15 PM
Decessus

I have a face.
10-12-2006, 10:23 PM
Evastio

Does "unlaziness" count as a special power? :confused:
10-12-2006, 10:30 PM
Vikeve

Well, my 'gifts' are nothing compared to lovehurts. But i can make it rain and I know exactly who is calling before looking at the caller id. i can also memorise songs just by listening to them I know some people who have to read the lyrics.

I can also make smiley faces appear.:)

And does laziness count as a power.:confused:
10-12-2006, 10:35 PM
Vermachtnis

No Problem! is my super power. I just yell "No Problem!" and everyone's problems go away. No really, but my possitive attidute lightens their day. :D :D :D
Last Spurt! is my super power numbah 2. I can tap into my adreniline any time I want to. So I can take off running any time, to bad I'm slow...:rolleyes2
10-12-2006, 10:38 PM
Sylvie

who are they and what do they want
10-12-2006, 10:48 PM
farplaner

I have the ability to inadvertently avoid making any friends ever!

My special power is trascendent social retardation.
10-12-2006, 10:58 PM
Venom

My super guitar power!

(SPOILER)Not to mention my super money extorting power!!
10-12-2006, 11:27 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I have lots of "gifts", let's just say.

All of them used for evil.
10-13-2006, 12:21 AM
Vikeve

I also have fanta senses:shifty:
10-13-2006, 12:26 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

No Problem! is my super power. I just yell "No Problem!" and everyone's problems go away. No really, but my possitive attidute lightens their day. :D :D :D
Last Spurt! is my super power numbah 2. I can tap into my adreniline any time I want to. So I can take off running any time, to bad I'm slow...:rolleyes2

What about flying? Do you gots the pigtails to fly? ;D
10-13-2006, 12:36 AM
Jebus

I can hold my breath for ten minutes.
10-13-2006, 12:36 AM
My_car_is_faster_than_you

I got the power to lose things very quickly and consistently.
10-13-2006, 12:52 AM
Captain Maxx Power

I have the power to be awesome 100% of the time.
10-13-2006, 12:52 AM
SammieBabe

I have the ability to nag my husband until he takes out the garbage. I gained this power after our wedding ceremony...
10-13-2006, 03:16 AM
Christmas

I can come up with something to piss LITTLE MANUS with every post I made. :bigsmile:
10-13-2006, 04:47 AM
bipper

I GOE.
10-13-2006, 04:53 AM
Lynx

i can program the time on a vcr!
10-13-2006, 04:54 AM
bipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynx

i can program the time on a vcr!

You have got to be full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!?
10-13-2006, 05:06 AM
Khaotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

I might, but sadly I can only use 10% of my brain power.

Its 20%.. duh.

But anyways, I can smell people that I've never met, I'm dead serious.
10-13-2006, 05:12 AM
Araciel

no. i have regular, unspecial powers
10-13-2006, 05:13 AM
Meat Puppet

I have a third nipple, if that counts.
10-13-2006, 08:21 AM
Nominus Experse

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genji

who are they and what do they want

I dont know...

They're in suits and they want my special powers.

They are talking on the talkies right now!
10-13-2006, 08:26 AM
ValkyrieWing

:)

Honey, I have powers you can't even imagine...^_~
10-13-2006, 08:33 AM
Awrini

I have a Special Power... It consists of me traveling to this special place.
A place where I sit around and do nothing for about 40 hours a week.
But, this place is special... every two weeks it miraculously increases my wealth.

So yes, my special power is to increase my wealth every two weeks. Isn't that nice?
10-13-2006, 02:57 PM
Vermachtnis

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

No Problem! is my super power. I just yell "No Problem!" and everyone's problems go away. No really, but my possitive attidute lightens their day. :D :D :D
Last Spurt! is my super power numbah 2. I can tap into my adreniline any time I want to. So I can take off running any time, to bad I'm slow...:rolleyes2

What about flying? Do you gots the pigtails to fly? ;D

No I can't fly. Dudes with curly pigtails look weird. Plus, the gov.'t put that chip in my head to stop me from flying.
10-13-2006, 03:54 PM
blackmage_nuke

I can eat a whole apple...RAW
10-13-2006, 05:37 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

I have a third nipple, if that counts.

SCARAMANGA! :eek:

Uhm, I'm double-jointed. That is a special power, believe me. It is. :mad2:
10-13-2006, 07:02 PM
Dell

I HAVE PSYCHIC POWAAARZZZ. Ask SHASHA.

I can detect whether people like Kitties or not. Zero is using me to ban people.

Will this get editted?
10-13-2006, 07:06 PM
Rosenti

i have visions of the future in my dreams, i could have a dream then 2 years later it happends of 2 days later! im not kiddin, i know its a gift, but its rarely i have these dreams, if i can figure out how to use it THEN! i could see into the future!
10-13-2006, 07:12 PM
Craig

I've been over this with my girlfriend. I am a super hero, and my name, is Slight Advantaged Man.

1. The power to not get cold as easy as other people.
2. The power to eat as much as I like and not gain weight. Also known as a high metabolism.
3. The power of a healthy apetite. I can eat more than most.
4. The power of self straightening hair. This one is a bit annoying, but my hair's a bit longer than most guys' and I always get asked if I straighten or brush my hair. Well, I don't!
5. The power of smooth skin. My skin apparently feels like I use moisturiser.
6. The power of well formed eyebrows. Or so my girlfriend says!

WARMTH! WEIGHT! FOOD! HAIR! SKIN! EYEBROWS! These powers combined create, SLIGHTLY ADVANTAGED MAN!
10-13-2006, 08:13 PM
Alastair|UK

HELLO

to not care about anything
to be sicker than most people
get angry easily
hurt people who anger me
hurt people who dont anger me
to have the worst life ever
to scratch CDs faster than the average person
to not do the most home work and not get into trouble for it
to annoy my bioligy teacher
to get high scores in test with out cheating revising or even listening to my teachers
to read books slowely
Etc.
10-13-2006, 08:21 PM
look_out_below

Sometimes i will be singing a song, i will turn on the radio and the radiostation wil be playing the same song.
Also i can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue (i dont think thats a power, it just makes me a freak).
10-13-2006, 08:24 PM
Quindiana Jones

I have the amazing ability to make myself heard without making a sound.
10-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Spammerman

i can burp and break a school bus. true story.
10-13-2006, 09:31 PM
BardTard

Sometimes I dream about what will happen the next day. Only on TV though. Like I had a dream about what was going to happen on That's So Raven, and The 4400... both shows which had psychics. Oh and once I predicted (not dream, I just had a feeling) that there would be a new student at my school, and there was within a week and I heard about it the day after I had the feeling. How strange...
10-13-2006, 09:31 PM
Fuego

I have the power to get Piss drunk and wet my pants if i so chose ... but my co-worker also has that power ... and his house stinks from the time he piss'd on his couch ... so i have chosen to never excercise that power ....

I also have the power to keep my loud mouth'd drinkin' buddy's from getting their ass whooped when they pop off with some horrible comment ...

Did i mention i can drink a drink faster than a speeding bullet ? ...

Well i can :shifty:
10-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Fuego

who or what is becker ?

the show ? is it a song or artist ?
10-13-2006, 10:44 PM
Leeza

*deletes posts*

I have the power to close threads and ban members. This usually occurs when members don't use their ignore button when they really should.
10-17-2006, 01:29 PM
TidusMaster

...whenever i say "battle Royal",people start fighting......
oH! and i can shoot lasers from my eyes......:P
10-17-2006, 02:02 PM
Twisted Tinkerbell

I can wiggle my ears
Cuts heal up very quickly (although I also scar very easily)
10-17-2006, 03:41 PM
Mirage

I have the ability to...
EXIST!
10-17-2006, 03:44 PM
Shaun

Yes, I have punctuation powers. I spot incorrectly placed punctuation anywhere, and I see it immediately. ;)
10-17-2006, 09:29 PM
Fate Fatale

To be truthful, things I say about the future happen about a year later. For instance, I predicted the ENTIRE pokemon gameboy game series while in second grade... (I'm in 9th now)

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