OMG! It's Friday the 13th!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Devil Man is so frightened! Scary things happen on Friday the 13th! Like Jason coming to chop people up!
If anything spooky dooky happens to you... tell!
Or if anything spooky dooky has happened to you in the past... tell too!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG... Devil Man needs a Beautiful Goddess right now to protect him on this most sinister of days! :crying: Help! Where are Mother Nature's most fairest Creations when you need 'em most? :crying2:
Devil Man has an irrational fear of Friday the 13th :(
By the way... why is Friday the 13th supposed to be a spooky dooky day anyway? :confused:
Devil Man hopes nothing bad happens to him...
My Friday the 13th, by Sean Atkins.
Today I had school, but only half a day of school because on Fridays school ends at lunch time because we're cool like that. Then, I walked home with three people, because the other people needed to stay in school talking to each other for a long time and I really wasn't up for that.
Once I got home I had noodles, BBQ flavour. I was at home for half an hour and 30 seconds. Then I went out. My friend and I walked to Bob12345's house and he answered the door. One of his little sisters had fallen over that day and had come home. He wanted to go over to the school and collect his other little sister, who was still in school. He said his other sister was in the hospital getting checked over, and that he had to collect his sister. This, however, was a lie, for he only wanted her home so he could go out with my friend and I.
Once we were out, we walked to Tesco. We bought some Tesco coke. It was big 2 litre bottles for 19p. It didn't taste like coke, but it was drinkable. We then sat up in the café on the second floor of Tesco. On our way there we realised that the stairs had been removed, and so we had to take the lift. Then, we settled down on the comfy chairs and drank out bottles of coke, and my friend and Bob12345 ate their nachos. We sat there for about 20 minutes, the main subject of conversation being that Pitsea is Hyrule, and that Tesco is the Temple of Time. Then a woman approached us and said,
"We are not part of Tesco anymore. You cannot drink or eat Tesco products here. You can only eat or drink the items we sell."
We remarked on how they had gotten so snooty since the stairs had been removed, on the various Tesco advertisements on the walls, and then Bob12345 and I tried to escape in the lift before my friend got there. He got there nevertheless and this resulted in us pressing random buttons on the lift, pushing each other, and getting odd expressions from the people sitting in the café. Then the lift started going "BEEP" and fell downwards slightly faster. Bob12345 was scared, but we were all okay!
Next we went out to the massive parking lot outside of Tesco and my friend started to skateboard around, while Bob12345 and I sat and drunk Coke. Then Bob12345 began to skate and I then drunk with my friend. There was an odd man watching us the whole entire time, never taking his eyes off us. He was in a car about 10 meters away. Then we all sat down, and when we turned around he wasn't in his car anymore. There was a car in his place, and I think it was his, and I didn't hear any car starting or any closing of doors. That was pretty strange!
Next we walked back into Tesco and Bob12345 bought Jaffa Cakes. I still had at least 1 litre of Coke left.
Then we walked around to knock at the house of a guy they knew, and turned out he was already at the skate park, our next destination. But this didn't get us out of talking to two of the most appalling people I have ever met before in my life.
Once we got to the skate park, I had about fifteen minutes until I had to go home. So I just sat around with some friends and drank most of the Coke, then left it with some kid who was learning to whatchamacallit.
Then I said goodbye, and walked home with my friend, because walking home alone would be crazy. Then I went inside.
I hadn't been to the toilet all day, and I had almost 2 litres of coke in me, so when I did go I was going for about 3 minutes.
Then I had a terrible dinner. Then my parents went shopping. I did the dishes. I listened to NOFX's "The Decline" and then I logged onto EoFF and began typing this.
So anyway, I was at the supermarket and the funniest thing happened. I was licking th
