If you had a girlfriend, and some other guy came along and took her in his arms and told you "She's mine now, what are you gonna do about it?"
Well, what would you do?
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If you had a girlfriend, and some other guy came along and took her in his arms and told you "She's mine now, what are you gonna do about it?"
Well, what would you do?
Probably say something vulgar to the girl if she went along with it, and then execute the Honest-to-God Punch In The Face on the man.
shoot him.
Nobody would ever leave me for someone possessive. (SPOILER)If they know what's good for them.
Oh jeez.
If the girl actually went along with it, then she's the one who should be decked in the face. Of course, society claims that to be wrong though, because of the old double standard. The other guy has no responsibility to the boyfriend, but the girlfriend does. The other guy may be a jerk for it, but the wrong lies more with the girl, to me.
I dunno. I'd probably tell on him and get him in trouble or something like that. That'll show that bastard.
I wlll never leave my boyfriend just like that. :(
There are only 3 options.
1) Go along with it and then have a threesome.
2) Call him gay and kick him in the nuts.
3) Repeat option 2 as much as desired.
Plant marijauna in his car and house. Then kill several of his family and friends and stuff them in his basement.
Then I just call the cops, and watch the magic. :cool:
What if you were the guy trying to take the girl, and the girl's boyfriend told you to back off? What would you do then?
Marijuana isn't going to do THAT much for gettin him in tourble, you'd ahve to put coke in there :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
There are only 3 options.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikkus Lover
1) Go along with it and then have a threesome.
2) Tell him that I am gay and then kick him in the nuts.
3) Repeat option 2 as much as desired.
Point taken. I'll have to write that down.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^Marijuana isn't going to do THAT much for gettin him in tourble, you'd ahve to put coke in there :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
Do you think it was a bit excessive to eat some of the corpses before stuffing them in the basement?
If you eat the corpses, there's a lesser chance of the body being found.
I would ask the girl who she wanted to be with most, him or me. If the reply was him, then, I might be angry, but I would honor her decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
I'd become very angry, of course. If the guy looked like a complete wimp, I'd probably try to beat the crap out of him. If he was a huge, muscular guy, I'd tell my Girlfriend to tickle him in order to set herself free, and then we'd both flee (assuming she wanted to stay with me instead of the other guy). :p
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Originally Posted by I Am StonerI would ask the girl who she wanted to be with most, him or me. If the reply was him, then, I might be angry, but I would honor her decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
Most reasonable and on-topic response on here.
What do you find unreasonable with my methods? :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~Quote:
Originally Posted by I Am StonerI would ask the girl who she wanted to be with most, him or me. If the reply was him, then, I might be angry, but I would honor her decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
Most reasonable and on-topic response on here.
This:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
Violence is NEVER OKAY.Quote:
Plant marijauna in his car and house. Then kill several of his family and friends and stuff them in his basement.
Yes it is! *karate chop*
Leave it up to her to decide whose property she is.
Violence is a simple solution to solve a difficult problem!
Shows what you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~This:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decessus
Violence is NEVER OKAY.Quote:
Plant marijauna in his car and house. Then kill several of his family and friends and stuff them in his basement.
EDIT: So wait, your okay with marijuana planting?
the chances of me having a girl or getting a girl are impossible so i dont know what id do ...............
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Originally Posted by Decessus
I'd leave it
...until nightfall, then go to his house and put a brick through one of his windows.
... You guys make me laugh... and not because you're funny...
We're just being honest.
"How about a threesome?"
You make me laugh because you take us seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
I agree, I would never leave my boyfiend like that. I would be totally disregarding his feelings and that wouldnt be fair. I would never do that to my boyfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
You're dead serious? All of you guys?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
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Originally Posted by DecessusYou make me laugh because you take us seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
I would beat the smurfing crap out of the stupid bastard.
*sigh* guys... I'll never understand.
*sigh*
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
then if she chooses me, but the guy doesnt care, deck him in the face. face can be interchangeable with nuts in this case
I'm serious, I would walk up to him and deck that smurfer in the face.
We didn't doubt you.
She just thinks I would plant marijuana on him, kill his freinds and family, stuff them in his basement, and call the cops and watch the magic.
I actually quite agree with this ._. The person stuck in the middle of the whole "Oh my, fight over me" scenario never takes enough heat. If she's your girlfriend, she should take a united front with you and say "get the smurf away" as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Anyway, for me personally in that situation... I'm a total wuss and I'd probably do absolutely nothing :jess:
Its already happened with me.
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Originally Posted by LunarWeaverI actually quite agree with this ._. The person stuck in the middle of the whole "Oh my, fight over me" scenario never takes enough heat. If she's your girlfriend, she should take a united front with you and say "get the smurf away" as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Anyway, for me personally in that situation... I'm a total wuss and I'd probably do absolutely nothing :jess:
This is what I think. WHY should the girl immediately be like "get away from me" or whatever? I think the girl should wait for a reaction from her boyfriend, to see if he cares about her. I mean, if he doesn't do anything, that means he doesn't care if the other guy takes his girlfriend, so the girl might as well just go off with the other guy, right? I mean if she wants to, rejection is still optional.
But if the boyfriend immediately tells the guy to back off, then the girl knows that she's cared about and then should definitely reject the guy.
It involves me asking him if hes taking the piss, and if he isnt, then it involves a headbutt. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
In all honesty, depending who the girlfriend was, and how long i've been with her, I'd either walk away thinking shes not worth it if thats how she's going to be, or if she was a girl i've been with for along time and we had serious things going on, I'd just take her hand and walk away with her and tell the guy to grow up.
If the girl in that situation is so insecure that she needs her boyfriend to do something dashing and heroic to prove he cares for her, and would happily go off with a complete stranger just to test him, then she's not worth going out with in the first place, let alone being "saved".Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
smack her upside the head. or him if it was a gay guy. Definitely accompanied by some "what the crap"s
Yeah, and what kind of message does THAT send to your boyfriend? No thanks. That's just being manipulative. If you want to be with your boyfriend, you tell the other guy to smurf off. If you don't, you say goodbye to your boyfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
Agreed. - with both psy and kikimm.
That's not cool and I would call this a stupid option because people react differently to a situation. They girl should at least brush the other guy off her...at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
But I'm not calling this stupid because I don't want this to happen to me.
Edit by Kishi~Oh Baby. Don't you know thats two weeks baby baby.
Nah, it's stupid. ^.^
I would probably execute an aincent form of martial arts called 'sweeping' where one throws another off balance and forced them to the ground, generally with one's feet..
Then I would have said girlfriend remove her high-heel shoot and continue to beat the living defication out of him.
^_^
I'd do nothing at all. I'd just walk away and act like nothing had happened at all. If she came back to me, I'd treat her like a NORMAL friend.
If she went with him, then she can go with him. If she's not into me that much to go off with someone else when she feels like, then she can go.
Stab him in the face repeatedly.
I don't like girls.
But my friend Mary and I hang out to check out guys. If a guy touched her and acted possessive, she'd kick his ass, and I'd flirt with him.
Knowing me, I probably wouldn't do anything, I'd assume she's happy with this guy, and they can be happy together and have some babies or something. It's a simple solution that'd cause the least amount of drama, no need to put too many feelings into the situation and make it worse.
I'd wait and see how she reacts. If she doesn't at least attempt to push him off, then I'd just shrug and walk off. It's not my problem anymore.
Unfortunately I am, occasionally, the bastard who does that. Though if I was the boyfriend and I saw me doing it, I'd smack myself in the face.
hmm probably get very pissed off and upset, but if she wanted to be like that then fine screw her and all her stuff can be put in the trash/firepit most of all though when it didn't work out I would be there to tell her "I told you so" and when she wants me back because it worked so much better with me I would make her beg me and do what ever I wanted before just walking away from her and never seeing/speaking to her again
I find that situation to be highly illogical, but if it didn't happen I'd be more than happy to allow my girlfriend to be the first to deliver her remonstrance (given the girls I date, it wouldn't take very long). After she's been given the chance to exact her revenge, then I would take mine, likely in the form of a blistering verbal assault on his general lack of manliness, civility, social mores, or whatever.
If she goes with him because of that, then she's obviously not worth my time. And I hardly think I should be expected to pull some kind of hero crap in order to "prove" that I care enough about her. If my actions towards her in general don't already prove that, I highly doubt tangling with some guy who's likely far bigger and stronger than I am will do a whole lot besides end with me having the crap kicked out of me.
Seriously, I'd be extremely disgusted if the girl were to use that as some kind of manipulative tool to "test" me, and I wouldn't stand for it.
However, if she's obviously uncomfortable but unable to respond for whatever reason, I'm more than happy to stick up for her. If I'm in a committed relationship with a girl, I'm ALWAYS going to be willing to do that.
Honestly, I would laugh as she kicked him in the nuts.
I find women to be a little boring when they're wishy-washy. A little spirit and rebellion is part of what makes me attracted to a girl in the first place.
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Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I would laugh, because that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, in my honest opinion.
Ask her if it is true. If she says yes, I say goodbye. If she says no, then we say goodbye.
I am not a violent person nor do I show much emotion around people I am not entirely comfortable with. If the situation is especially horrid and sudden, with no clear reason as to why it is happening, I have no problem getting over a person at the drop of a hat.
He's probably a psycho or an alien or something. I'd stay well clear. I like my brains where they are, thankyouverymuch.
If a guy came up to my girlfriend and did that, I would turn to her and say.
"Honey, you are aware that he has a penis right?" We'd laugh in his face and beat him to a bloody pulp. I miss having a girlfriend.