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This was in a joke forward I recieved the other day and it got me thinking. What if we could sell off our kids if we don't want them, need the money, etc...Quote:
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
What would the world be like?
EoFF would be quite empty then. :p
I would buy so many kids, you have no idea.
Oh, hell yes. *rubs hands together*
:chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Well then there would be a lot of pregnant ladies cause I mean you could make money from it. Why get a job?
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think if parents could sell their kids, school performance would go Waaaaaaaay up! Not to mention your average kid would be three times as more high-strung. Then there'd be that one kid with low self esteem because his mom sold him for 25 cents and a bag of Habanero Doritos....:cry:
And Disney World would be a trading post. There would have to be regulations on who can buy, though.
I'd be the one providing the Kids :roll: I still have so many women left to bring happiness to!
My demon-spawn will undoubtedly be gorgeous and truly fine Human beings :spin:
People would rush to buy all the smart and good looking ones and sell them for twice as much on eBay.
If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM :)
I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father :spin:
*vomits blood*Quote:
Originally Posted by Devil Man
Anyways, if anybody would like to sell me their child, send me a PM...
xD ..this cracked me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit*vomits blood*Quote:
Originally Posted by Devil Man
Back on topic: I don't know, really. I guess it would be kinda weird, though. Some people would probably end up becoming breeders to see who could breed the most beautiful children, and then sell them to the highest bidder (sp?) ._. ...Creepy... brr.
Meh. The fewer devil babies around the better, I think.
It would be terrible. People wouldn't even be discouraged from having kids and they'd just spawn and spawn and squirt more babies out and our world will be overrun with those creatures screaming crying crawling all over :(:(:(
I intend to be a sperm donor in about 2 months time :)Quote:
Originally Posted by roto13-ness
There will be many lucky women popping out my babies in a couple of years time! :tongue: It makes me very happy to know that.
Sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
People do sell their kids in some countries.
There would be a lot more child labor, that's for damn sure.
Michael Jackson would be chuffed.
I don't even want to ponder this question...
It leads no where but a world of sadness, confusion, poverty, etc...
I'd have been sold off at six months for sixty pence most likely. I was a baaaaaaaaaaaad, evil child.
One word: Inhumane.
I would have an army of fanatics, ready to die for me, Lord-President God Psychotic. The world would be pretty much the same as it ever was.
People might take my favorite saying "I love kids! They go great with hot sauce." a little more seriously.
I'd be working in a coal mine in Africa in like 3 seconds. 1 to sell, 2 to sign the contract, 3 to say good bye
I was sold off at six months for a 12 pack and I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
People that is too freaking rich and had nothing better to do might start collecting kids as a pastime. :(
You didn't know...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Daddy Warbucks. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"
"What?"
"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. "
Well, it would simplify matters. :D
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"Ebay"
That already happens. It's called "celebrity adoption".Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
It'd be like whoring for philanthropists.
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara