Without using any character with super reaction times, or super tech; what can stop Sepiroth?
Must be a character from fiction with at most three times the firepower as Sephiroth's disposal.
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Without using any character with super reaction times, or super tech; what can stop Sepiroth?
Must be a character from fiction with at most three times the firepower as Sephiroth's disposal.
Jean Grey. X-3 version.
Sin FFX.
Mega Tonberry FF10-2
Sarevok might be able too.
And Voldemort mwhahahahah :p
Any Jedi.
Addendum: Actually, they might count as super reaction time, and blasters might count as supertech.
Please define "Super reaction times" and "Super tech" better.
Actually, anyone with a jet plane could take sephy out. Hard to take out a missile going mach.
well then i must i think kirby can or if anyone play dynasty warriors
lu bu which is near impossible to kill he (if he was in chaos mode of course)would own sephiroth who cries about his mummy
Al Bundy
YOU GUYS ARE MEAN FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT SEPHIROTH!!!!
Zhao Yun from dynasty warriors. He kicks @$$. Yea, even Lu Bu's.
Why shouldn't we be allowed to throw characters with super reflexes at Sephiroth, when sephiroth is pretty superhuman already? Sounds like an unfair fight.
A moderately high level D&D character, DEFINITELY if they're a wizard, psion, cleric or druid that's built appropriately.
Cidolfas Orlandu.
Fei Fong Wong. By the end of the game, Fei Fong Wong WITHOUT going Id. Obviously both cases are without him being in his gear, if he has the gear Sephiroth dies even faster.
So obviously we include Grahf in this as well.
Albedo, again without needing his ES.
I'd say Rubedo and Nigredo have a good shot at him too.
chaos, definitely.
Kurosaki Ichigo.
Hell, any of the captain-level shinigami from Bleach.
Which means the Vizard and Arrancar go without saying. But we'll mention them anyway.
Kefka.
There are a bunch of others, but I've homework. I'll add more to the list later.
Oh, and this belongs in General Gaming.
Tintin
The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga.
(for anyone who watches wrestling)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shrike
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperium_%28Traveller%29 (Espically the fourth and third ones.)
Matrix Agents/Neo/Smith
This is what I mean by scifi wank. That or anything from HGTTG
Kefka
Chuck N0rris
Raoul Duke
gogo Luca Blight!
Spock (if you don't consider being a half Vulcan, and admittedly superior to almost all humans, a super human advantage)
Bart Simpson
Itchy (possibly Scratchy too, if you ignore that they're a mouse and a cat)
John Chriton
Captain Pike (either before or during his life in a wheelchair)
Kirk however would get beaten so badly...
Gareth Martinez (From the Dread Empires Fall books)
I would say Scorpio from Alastair Reynolds books, but he's a hyperpig so I doubt he counts...
Yossarian (Catch-22, but he might just run away instead...)
That's all I can think of for now.
Wolverine
Lu Bu
Ma Chao
Snake
Dante
Me
Cloud
Omega Weapon from VIII
:D
Vegeta, M Bison, Cloud(Duh), Diablo, Ajax, Neo.
Sol Badguy, Venom ( Guilty Gear ), Batsu, Haohmaru and Genjuro.
With the standards given, there are literally tons of folks who could down Sephiroth. In the grand scheme, he's actually low to middling on the charts. Han Solo could take him out.
Kuja and Zidane could do it without breaking a sweat.
Void mentioned several Saga characters, but forgot to mention Kos-mos, Jin, Shion, and even Momo could probably do it (energy arrows, natch)
A lot of Tales series characters...
He's not a bad swordsman, but he's nowhere near as nifty as the fandom wants it to be.
The real question isn't who can kill Sephypoo, but "why is this some incredible feat"?
Cid!
Proteus from X-Men.
Some spikey blonde haired kid with a minority complex.
My right big toe, all by itself.
I seriously think sephiroth is blown out of proportion, a lot. What can he do that's so awesome. He wields a long thin sword, and has a few good spells, the best of which he can only do with a special materia. Sorry but not that special really.
Megaman and anyone from that series could own him
THE JACKEL
Cloud could do it. He defeated Sephiroth even (SPOILER)when he wasn't a SOLDIER.
A great wyrm red dragon, or any moderatley high level D&D character.
Like a level 20 ninja. :)
Caim... hmmmm okey dokey.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...58452-Caim.JPG
Seere
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...1251-Seere.JPG
Inuart
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...623-Inuart.JPG
Furiae
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...949-Furiae.JPG
Arioch
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...710-Arioch.JPG
Verdelet
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...5-Verdelet.JPG
Leonard
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...82-Leonard.JPG
ALL OF THEM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tidus (or anyone from FFX)
Tidus attack Sephiroth takes 99999 damage
Sephiroth attacks Tidus takes 500ish damage
Tidus attacks Sephiroth takes 99999 damage
Sephiroth dies
Jack Thompson
I forgot to mention the power button on your console.
LOL
Or the plug.
Lenneth Valkyrie.
I know, it's unfair, but hey, at least it isn't Freya. That'd just be overkill.
Other choices include Magus from Chrono Trigger, Albel from Star Ocean 3, and Etna from the Disgaea series.
Any of the main characters from Disgaea, really. Especially Laharl-sama. Especially.
Maxx Power.
You strap yourself in and feel the cheese.
Shima Tetsuo, from Akira. Only after he gets his powers fully developed, of course.
darn, chuck norris already metnioned, byut deserves a remention!
Adam West
Bahamut
The Man in Black (princess bride refrence)
prolly proffesor x
o and pikachu :P
Kuja :)
Does Cloud count?
Brolly from DBZ. That guy's my hero....
I'm gonna be obscenely cruel and say Galactus.
Erm.... Oh I know!!..... The most dangerous, powerfullist thing in the world.... A poodle.
Considering Sephiroth is just a panzy momma's boy? Just about anyone. I mean, seriously, the only time you *ever* fight Sephiroth without Jenova's backup.... he can be killed with a single hit from a counter-attack materia.
Now, you want a scary biochemical monster- Parasite Eve. THAT thing would have bent Jenova over and used her as its personal plaything.
Almost any X-man character would destroy Sephiroth. In fact, pretty much any comic hero that isn't purely human, and even then most of them could with a decent team.
I'm pretty sure a team of white mages from FF1 could bring him down.
Gordon Freeman, duh!
Wolverine from XMen ^^
Melbu Frahma from the legend of dragoon. The only boss that took me around 2 hours to defeat. (anyone who actually beat TLoD, knows exactly what I'm talking about)
My cat can.
Kyo from Samurai Deeper KYO.
ryudo
evann
fayt leingod hell yes
me when im pissed
serge with luminaire
crono with luminaire
any character really hes not that strong he just has a sword with a long range
NARUTO WOULD PWN HIS ANUS
Luca Goddamn Blight.
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1718/hogannj3.jpg
He can. WITH EASE.
Vaan spamming "I'm Captain Basch!"
Mugen. Mugen could own him in like 5 seconds.
Here's Hogan/Sephiroth.
Jim Ross: Hello everyone. Once again this is Good ol’ J.R. coming to you with Jerry The King Lawler and King, we’re about to see one of the biggest slobberknockers in the history of slobberknockers.
King: You got that right, J.R.. That old has-been Hulk Hogan has challenged the famed antagonist Sephiroth to an all-or-nothing bout here tonight!
Jim Ross: Dunno if I’d call Hulk a “has-been” King but he may have bitten off more than he can chew here tonight. But perhaps the Immortal One can pull off a win and secure that Sephiroth stays dead in future games.
King: Not a chance, J.R.. We’re definitely gonna see the end of Hulkamania here tonight.
*Sephiroth stands at the ready, hair and black trenchcoat still in the arena atmosphere. The crowd is as silent as the grave too. The tension and suspense of the bout to come thickening the air. Hogan looks over, dressed in the red and yellow trunks and bandanna, his eyes calmly surveying the opponent he must defeat*
Jim Ross: And there’s the bell! Oh and I can’t even bare to think what will happen in this one!
*Sephiroth is a blur of motion as in no time he’s punched Hulk straight to the face. Hogan groans and stumbles back. Sephiroth, merciless, delivers a low blow to Hulk who crumples as the crowd boos loudly*
King: I love it! Hulkamania beaten in two moves!
*Sephiroth looks down at the old oddly-hairstyled figure now laying flat on the mat. He sneers. He figured he could “pin” him by impaling him on the Massamune. Out of nowhere, the sword materializes in his grip*
Jim Ross: Wait a damn minute! That’s illegal! Someone stop this!
King: Nuh-uh! This is what he’s had coming to him for years!
*Sephirtoh smirks down at Hulk, strutting over to place either leg on either side of the still form of Hulk Hogan. Then, a sound is heard. It starts low and rumbling like distant thunder but grows till its like being in the very middle of the worst storm of all time*
“Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!”
*Sephiroth frowns in annoyance and pays it no mind. Raising the sword, he aims the tip of the lengthy katana down and prepares to drive it through the heart of Hulk Hogan. The crowd’s chant reaches an all-time high as it descends rapidly towards Hulk’s body. But then, out of nowhere, a hand snaps up and seizes it. Sephirtoh blinks and applies more force but Hogan’s grip holds the blade firm and ineed he starts to push it AWAY from himself*
King: Impossible! More pressure, Sephiroth!
Jim Ross: No pressure or force in the world can stop him now, King! It’s HULKAMANIA!!!”
*Hogan looks up straight into Sephiroth’s strained features as he tries with all his might to force the blade into Hogan. Hogan, with seemingly no effort, snapped the tip right off the Massamune. The crowd gasped and Sephiroth stumbled back. Looking at Hulk in bewildered rage, Hulk merely got to his knees and shook his head, holding his face aloft to the ceiling while his wide eyes stared intently at Sephiroth. Sephiroth threw away the sword and landed a crushing blow straight to Hulk’s chest but Hulk shook his head one last time, blond hair waving as he did so and got to his feet*
JiM Ross: Oh yes! This is the power of Hulkamania!!!
King: Hit him again, Sephiroth! Powerbomb! Heartless Angel!! Something!
*Hogan marches around the ring, the fan’s roars now reaching a pitch that threatened to take the roof off the arena as Hulk shook his massive arms and Hoked up. Sephiroth, snarling, walked towards Hulk and landed a Demi3 right on him. Hulk, turned to look at Sephiroth and the spell did absolutely nothing. Hulk pointed a finger at Sephiroth and then shook it. Sephiroth went for another spell but was seized by Hulk who threw him into the ropes. Bouncing off them, his green eyes saw the heel of a yellow boot as it hit his face solidly*
Jim Ross: And the fans know what’s coming next! It’s time to wrap this up!
King: Get up! Move out of the way! Use the Lifestream!!
*Sephiroth lay immobile, incapable of moving as Hogan signaled to the crowd. The crowd screamed its approval and as Hogan gave one last sign and whipped off the ropes, the voices of Hulkamaniacs everywhere sounded out. His body lifted into the air above Sephiroth, hangtime and elevation surpassing anything that had ever been seen before, and brought down the infamous, unparalleled might of the Leg of Hogan/the Atomic Leg Drop right across Sephiroth’s head.
Rolling over, he crawled across him and hooked his leg*
1....2....3!!!
*Hogan stood up as the crowd went absolutely insane. The Hogan chant was ear-splitting not only with the noise of it but the sheer intensity. Hogan gestured for a mic. He bent over and looked at the unmoving form of Sephiroth*
Hogan: Ya see, brother, me and all these billions of Hulkamaniacs don’t want you to come back. Your evil will never win against the power of Hulkamania. Now. *standing straight up, he looked around at the crowd* I know all those other FF villains are in the back watching this match. Yeah, you Sin. You Kefka. And I know exactly what you’re thinking!
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1718/hogannj3.jpg
WHATCA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
Skeith, the Terror of Death. Or any of the rest of the Phases (.Hack, for the record)
Pyron owns him.
Thread's been dead since 2006. Probably best to let it rest in peace.