Crazy Java Stuff

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10-31-2006, 08:21 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Crazy Java Stuff

No not coffee...Simply copy and paste this into your address bar in the same window you're view this thread and see what happens :]

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

I promise its not malicious.
10-31-2006, 08:24 PM
Quindiana Jones

Crazy Jabba stuff.
10-31-2006, 08:46 PM
McLovin'

:D

That is tight.
10-31-2006, 09:09 PM
Spatvark

I have to admit, that's pretty damn cool. Probably also raping my resources.
10-31-2006, 09:25 PM
Old Manus

It won't stop!
10-31-2006, 09:28 PM
I Took the Red Pill

That's sexy.
10-31-2006, 09:30 PM
Xander

Flying chocobos! I couldn't hit the reply button. I loved it a whole lot more than I expected. Yay :D
10-31-2006, 09:37 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spatvark

I have to admit, that's pretty damn cool. Probably also raping my resources.

Yeah, probably. Depending on the site I do it on, my computer slows down a bit.

And I'm glad you guys like it. :cool:
10-31-2006, 09:38 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Freaky.
10-31-2006, 10:09 PM
Ryth

Hey, that is pretty cool! Nice stuff. :)
10-31-2006, 10:29 PM
McLovin'

My internet hypnotized me.
10-31-2006, 10:39 PM
Rainecloud

Impressive. Most impressive. :p
11-01-2006, 08:45 AM
Yavanna

Cool. I can think of a lot of things you could do with that.

Edit: People! Try it with and IMVU or myspace page or somthing.
11-01-2006, 08:49 AM
RiseToFall

It's 3 in the morning, and to see that, is just trippy. I was trying to find Rainecloud's little army floating everywhere.
11-01-2006, 11:53 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yavanna

Cool. I can think of a lot of things you could do with that.

Edit: People! Try it with and IMVU or myspace page or somthing.

What's IMVU?

And I would imagine that a myspace would completely kill my computer since a forum slows it down noticeably.
11-01-2006, 11:57 AM
Sylvie

IMVU is a 3D chat, and its pretty crappy in my opinion. Getting money isn't free.

Anyway, that first thing is awesome. :D
11-01-2006, 12:21 PM
Christmas

You make me so giddy. :(
11-01-2006, 05:10 PM
Reles

Weird.
11-01-2006, 05:21 PM
Zeromus_X

Full of Hate. o_0;
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
starseeker

My head is spinning.
11-01-2006, 07:25 PM
KuRt

Wicked :choc2:
11-01-2006, 09:24 PM
Chloe.

That is sooo cool :bigsmile:
11-01-2006, 09:36 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

You make me so giddy. :(

That's a bad thing? :(

Should I do something to fill you with hate now?
11-01-2006, 09:52 PM
mooglebunni608

I can't copy it. It won't let me?
Wait, it works now. That's friggen wierd!
11-01-2006, 10:08 PM
Dreddz

Replying to this thread was like shooting practise.
11-02-2006, 04:07 AM
Nominus Experse

How did you happen upon this code, NCG?

It's most definately cool.
11-02-2006, 07:39 AM
Reine

Nothing happened. Mind explaining what it does, or how I am exactly supposed to do this?
11-02-2006, 08:12 AM
Markus. D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reine

Nothing happened. Mind explaining what it does, or how I am exactly supposed to do this?
11-02-2006, 10:11 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reine

Nothing happened. Mind explaining what it does, or how I am exactly supposed to do this?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsukasa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reine

Nothing happened. Mind explaining what it does, or how I am exactly supposed to do this?

To answer both of your questions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

copy and paste this into your address bar in the same window you're viewing this thread and see what happens :]

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

I promise its not malicious.

It has to be on a page with content tagged by IMG code. It makes all content tagged by IMG code float around in an oval shaped pattern.
11-02-2006, 10:59 PM
Dr Unne

Java is not the same thing as Javascript. That is Javascript. It's pretty neat though. It sets the style of each img tag to :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:absolute then uses two trig functions to change the X and Y coordinates of all the img tags. The two functions are

300 * SIN(0.1x + 0.25y + 1.6) + 300
200 * COS(0.05x + 0.24y + 0.24) + 200

x increases linearly and y varies from 1 to the number of images on the page you're viewing. It changes the images' position every 5 milliseconds.

If you mess with the parameters you can change the shape or behavior of the cloud. Try these:

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.tan(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.55; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=0; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=300; x5=300; y5=300; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R+i)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R+i)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',50); void(0);
11-02-2006, 11:01 PM
Cruise Control

Jeez, Unne. Do you have to show everybody up?
11-03-2006, 04:37 AM
Reine

Its still not doing anything.
11-03-2006, 08:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I got pwned in my own thread. :cry: :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reine

Its still not doing anything.

Then you're probably doing something wrong.
11-03-2006, 09:00 AM
crono_logical

Seems dodgy to think the browser even allows that to happen :p Does it do it if you click a link that has that set as the URL? :p
11-03-2006, 11:35 AM
Quindiana Jones

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. Crikey that was fun. Not the lagging. The javascript. I like the one where you type in a message and it creates a warning pop-up. It's funny, because you can scare people.
11-05-2006, 10:57 AM
Keyblade Hybrid

Haha. I cant believe anything this small looks so great, I love javascript, best thing apart from HTML