EoFF Post, Issue 05

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11-06-2006, 09:19 AM
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EoFF Post, Issue 05
Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:

The EoFF Post Newspaper

Hi folks. This is Neel here, coming out of the blue to deliver yet another issue of the EoFF Post. You'll notice this is quite an abridged version of our normal content. Turns out you all are just too busy and happening for us reporters to cover everyone, so through some weird twist of logic very few people bothered to contribute anything this issue. I also apologize for my sporadic presence here; indeed, it is ironic for the editor of a newspaper to be so out of the loop with the people he is covering. Regardless of the circumstances, allow me the pleasure of introducing this month's contributors.

The Staff
1. Lynx, Editor/Reporter - What happens when you remove the MVP of the operation out of the picture for a week? An abridged issue.
2. Neel, Editor/Reporter - Like most of my other titles, I don't deserve this one either.
3. Old Manus, Cartoonist - Out of all the incarnations of the EoFF Post and for all its issues, Manus is the only one who consistently delivers time and time again with his comics. I thank him for all the good laughs he's given me over the times I've worked with him.
4. Behold the Void, Reporter - Void continues to educate me on awesome games I will never get to play because I have no free time anymore. His writing is exceptional and since he has joined the Post staff he has never failed to deliver.
5. foa, Reporter - foa is back after a brief hiatus doing who-knows-what with who-knows-whom. Sounds scandalous, doesn't it? Wait until you read her offering this month. Then you will realize you're a dirty asshole, and foa is the best.
6. Rye, Reporter - The only one to answer this editor's desperate plea for more personnel, Rye's article this month is exceptional. Follow her intrepid reporting on the front-and-center of Page 1.
Once again, I apologize for the abridged content and the odd look. I don't quite know what went wrong when I put together the paper but it looks a little weird. I hope you enjoy the fruits of this dwindling staff's labor.

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11-06-2006, 10:47 AM
Levian

Huh, doesn't work to click "read more", it only brings you to the article index, and the 5th issue is not there.
11-06-2006, 11:22 AM
Rye

Oh, this is so exciting. :jess: It was great contributing.
11-06-2006, 05:02 PM
Old Manus

Sisters are doing it by ourselves
11-06-2006, 05:22 PM
McLovin'

:magus: Well that is very...interesting.
11-06-2006, 05:25 PM
fire_of_avalon

I'll sticky this a while so it doesn't get drowned like last time. Enjoy it, y'all.
11-06-2006, 05:56 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

Huh, doesn't work to click "read more", it only brings you to the article index, and the 5th issue is not there.

All the read more links work for me. Try harder next time.
11-06-2006, 06:14 PM
Yamaneko

Actually they don't. Try a couple on the fourth page.
11-06-2006, 06:17 PM
Levian

Yeah, it's really still not working. :p Maybe it's because you're logged in.

And the articles shown in the Latest Articles box is all from Issue 4.
11-06-2006, 07:17 PM
fire_of_avalon

They're right, sugar. When I log out, clicking on the "read more" of articles on pg.4 takes you to the archive list thing. Weirdo beardo.
11-06-2006, 07:49 PM
Chemical

First time I've seen the EoFF post.

Huh.

I need more time to digest and formulate an oppinion.
11-06-2006, 10:27 PM
rubah

do we have to register;.;
11-07-2006, 12:12 AM
Yamaneko

They might as well put a barcode on our foreheads.
11-07-2006, 02:36 AM
fire_of_avalon

EVERYONE STAY CALM I AM SURE NEEL KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

In the mean time, I can sing Billy Joel songs to entertain you. :)
11-07-2006, 02:49 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

EVERYONE STAY CALM I AM SURE NEEL KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

In the mean time, I can sing Billy Joel songs to entertain you. :)

Uptown Girl, please. :bigsmile:

And yeah, I'm sure he'll have it fixed soon. xD
11-07-2006, 02:54 AM
Del Murder

I had a good Jumble thought up but bonked my head and forgot it. So none this month, sorry.
11-07-2006, 11:42 AM
Rusty

I mean seriously, how I am supposed to do a wordsearch on my computer screen? The sharpie stains would be too much I fear.

But great work guys!
11-07-2006, 01:15 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neelion

I gotta admit, some people here on EoFF are my heroes. Now that I do this newspaper gig, I finally have an excuse to get to talk to them one-on-one, satisfying any schoolgirl's last fantasies.

But I interviewed Maxx Power instead.

Cheeky git!
11-07-2006, 01:24 PM
Loony BoB

Good stuff. :)

Hopefully the staff will give me enough interesting threads and dramatic decisions to get me to write another article next month. Sorry for the lack of stuff from me this time around!
11-07-2006, 05:24 PM
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[q=Guys who pointed out the linking flaw]Stuff about the linking flaw[/q]Okay, I found that issue and fixed it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
11-07-2006, 06:53 PM
Rye

Yay, everyone else can read it now! Thanks Neel. :)
11-07-2006, 06:54 PM
Decessus

That staff article was very informative - yet frightening - and somewhat flattering - but still frightening. *snip* That's rude. ~Levian
11-07-2006, 07:01 PM
Flying Mullet

Ah, what an absolutely fabulous way to spend a lunch hour. Once again, the news looks great everyone. Keep up the good work!

p.s. Why does Old Manus only use Canadians in his comics?
11-07-2006, 07:28 PM
Fire_Emblem776

WE had a paper?!
11-07-2006, 07:54 PM
Lost Number

Good show lads (and lasses) keep up the good work! If you need anyone to help contribute, then talk to me.

Only joking, get someone who might have something to contribute.

Nah, actually, I would like to see my name up there.

Who cares. Nice job.
11-07-2006, 09:16 PM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Technically it's anime this month, Lynx :)
11-07-2006, 11:57 PM
Psychotic

lol rye using vB tags instead of HTML.

NO JUMBLES?!!! I mean an FFIV wordsearch is pretty sweet but it's just not the same. :(

Also, hurrah for the Ninja Blue Mages.
11-08-2006, 12:04 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

lol rye using vB tags instead of HTML.

NO JUMBLES?!!! I mean an FFIV wordsearch is pretty sweet but it's just not the same. :(

Also, hurrah for the Ninja Blue Mages.

Yeah! Well! I only did it because I interviewed you. ;__;
11-08-2006, 12:06 AM
Psychotic

Yeah, I'm a real prima donna. When I'm interviewed, I demand twelve fresh roses, a lightly toasted double belgian chocolate muffin made with white eggs, and vB tags.
11-08-2006, 12:14 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Yeah, I'm a real prima donna. When I'm interviewed, I demand twelve fresh roses, a lightly toasted double belgian chocolate muffin made with white eggs, and vB tags.

Well, you did demand some things, but not of me. Poor Yams. D:
11-08-2006, 12:51 AM
Reles

Oh hey I read it all ^.^ For shame I'm not still on the staff, I miss it!
11-08-2006, 09:36 AM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Technically it's anime this month, Lynx :)

Wow, you know you're old news once the staff no longer recognize you. :\
11-10-2006, 02:13 AM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel Hates Clout's Guts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Technically it's anime this month, Lynx :)

Wow, you know you're old news once the staff no longer recognize you. :\

Quite you, I was posting on my way out the door for class. Mistakes were made.
11-10-2006, 11:27 AM
Chemical

(pssssst. Good job guys I laughed. I cried. I laughed & cried)

Well everyone else seems to like it... and this is a problem you see... because as I understand it popular culture has never boded well for "civil"ization.

Naturally then, I'm opposed.
Don't ask to what, because then I'd have to make something up.