Too Many Best Posts/Threads Ever

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11-08-2006, 03:00 AM
Evastio

Too Many Best Posts/Threads Ever

I always keep seeing people post

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Best. Thread./Post. Ever.

whenever they think a thread is really funny.

My Question to you is: What do you consider to be the best thread and/or post ever?
11-08-2006, 03:30 AM
Psychotic

I can't decide between this, this or this, all created by the best member ever. I love you, Louise. And I still miss you so much. R.I.P.
11-08-2006, 03:36 AM
Jigsaw

Well, one of them has to be the best. I wish I've been around long enough to know what it was!
11-08-2006, 03:43 AM
The Unknown Guru

This one.
11-08-2006, 03:45 AM
Bunny

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Originally Posted by The Unknown Guru

This one.

That one.
11-08-2006, 03:48 AM
Fire_Emblem776

The one that got in to the archive of course ^_^. About Lulu and her rack.
11-08-2006, 04:35 AM
DarkLadyNyara

I thought my Official Spam Thread was a great idea, but Leeza didn't agree. :D

I don't have any real favorites. Although this post was pretty good. :radred: I had it sigged for a while.
11-08-2006, 05:06 AM
Martyr

Once, a long long time ago, maybe a year or two ago, there was a post by Psychotic involving some picture and a line that I'll never remember and therefore may never locate ever again, but i swear it made me laugh for a full hour.

A full hour every time I thought about it for two weeks after it was posted.

And I hate that it was Psychotic because everybody gives him mad credits for nothing else that I've found remotely interesting. The joke wasn't even that funny on the surface. Stupid FF joke. But... Geez, man. It was his/hers/its (I don't know what Psy is).

EDIT: FOUND IT!
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=60692

wtf?
Congratulations, my friend!
See, it isn't funny. But it's freaking hilarious!

Edit: I found it pretty quick for an impossible to find post by Psy among probably thousands. Apparently he only posted in General FF about 8 times in the whole of 2005.
11-08-2006, 05:38 AM
Psychotic

Yeah, that was pretty dumb, but hey, even I have my moments.
11-08-2006, 07:35 AM
Old Manus

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42840
11-08-2006, 08:42 AM
Xander

that one about cids knights being the shinra sticks out to me. xD I forget who said it... Oh and some post that seifer someone made about someone being a pimp in an FF game or something *vague memories*
11-08-2006, 10:01 AM
Mitch

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

For once, I agree with the guy in Red.

You should never, never, NEVER say 'I Love You' to a girl, EVER! :eek:

Do not make that mistake, EVER! It is absolutely wrong to do so.

There is only one time you need to tell her you love her and thats if you want to have sex. If you feel like having sex with your chick then, sure, go ahead and say 'Oh honey, you are so special to me, so precious. I love you and am glad to have met you :heart:'

Then you are more or less guaranteed to have some kinky action.

But apart from that.... NEVER! :eek:

One: It is a sign of male weakness.

Only the weak show their emotions. A true man does not do such a thing.

Two: It makes sure that the girl knows her place!

If you tell a chick you love her, she'll get all sorts of silly ideas in her head about the future and having your babies and being married etc... MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER IN CHECK!

Three: It gives the girl something to work at.

If you tell a girl 'I love you'... it's sort of like completing a game and seeing the ending. There's nothing left for her to work hard towards! She will have no more aims, nothing to achieve. If you say nothing, it makes sure that she has to keep working very hard for your affections.

And Four: There could be something better around the corner.

If you say 'I love you' to a girl and she gets all happy and then BAM! :eek: Two days later you meet an even hotter chick... you'll have wasted your affections for no reason.

Let me give you an example. Say you buy a Nintendo Wii this Christmas for $200 and all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE Sony suddenly announce they were joking about the PlayStation 3 price and release the PlayStation 3 for only a $100 with 5 games (:eek:)... you'll have wasted your money for no reason!

Get what I am saying, dude? There is always something better around the corner!

So there is absolutely NO REASON to tell a girl you love her unless you want a bit of bedroom action, in which case it is perfectly fine to lie :) Only say 'I Love You' IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN!

Remember! Give her something to work for and don't put any ideas into her head :)

Listen to your friend Devil Man for he talks wisdom :thumb:

Best. Post. Ever.
11-08-2006, 10:42 AM
Nasarian Altimeros

Ever

This Forum

EDIT: Whoever recommended that that guy commit suicide is my hero.
11-08-2006, 11:44 AM
sephirothishere

my posts where i mention im a cool dude...and when others mention it aswel..theyre clearly geniuses....
11-08-2006, 11:46 AM
Captain Maxx Power

Anything posted by me is pretty much guaranteed to be gold.
11-08-2006, 11:53 AM
Craig

This one is clearly the best.
11-08-2006, 02:52 PM
Jowy

The thread where they changed the scrollbar to pink and yellow, eventually leading to the birth of ed's technicolor nightmare.

And LOL DEVIL MAN YOU'RE SO COOL
11-08-2006, 04:45 PM
Misfit

MAPS.
11-08-2006, 04:53 PM
Denmark

yay misfit yay MAPS!

all others are just not quite the same.
11-08-2006, 05:04 PM
YTDN

BEST. THREAD. EVER.
11-08-2006, 05:10 PM
Dreddz

Some of the old music war and chav threads were pretty great indeed.
11-08-2006, 06:21 PM
oddler

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Originally Posted by Craig

This one is clearly the best.

I had a feeling that one was coming but I agree with Old Manus.
11-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Anaisa

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Originally Posted by YTDN

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Too right. I can't choose my favourite post. But it would be something by LUKEJAKE17. So here are some fine LUKEJAKE17 posts:

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

you some sort of mercenary for them? well for example, whatever your name is, ive got to edit this now where i could have just double posted.

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

NEVER TRUST HOMELESS PEOPLE!

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Originally Posted by some other person

But he looked so sad.:(

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

He must have been to drama school.

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

did you understand what we meant? SPECIAL SLOTS? hey, you either get or you dont, were practically all over 13 anyway. the boppers cant take it, there problem.

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

you guys dont like each other do you? look, dont fall out, if you do, my stranglers thread wont get filled as much.

An finally................

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Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17

THIS THREAD MADE ME FEEL LIKE PLAYING THE STRANGLERS, YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! THE STRANGLERS
11-08-2006, 09:48 PM
escobert

this one
11-09-2006, 04:31 PM
Quindiana Jones

Two of the best threads can be found here and here.

No wait, I mean here and here.
11-09-2006, 11:09 PM
Evastio

Most of these "best threads" were either made by banned people or closed.

That's kind of strange. I wonder what the CKs/Admins/Staff have to say about this.
11-10-2006, 12:13 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros

This Forum

EDIT: Whoever recommended that that guy commit suicide is my hero.

It was roto13-ness, and it was quite possibly one of the worst things anyone has said on the forum. I'm not saying this in a rude way; I don't have anything against roto13-ness. It's just extremely bad advice and a joke based on one of the saddest and most serious problems of any time on Earth. He got an EoEo ban, and frankly, I'm glad he did.

On topic: I can't think of many posts I really liked, let alone thought of as the best post or thread ever. Let me look around and I'll edit this when I find one.
09-26-2024, 02:36 PM
Christmas

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42840