Fighting Skillz

I which I had nunchuck skills.

Heck, I just wish that I knew how to kick.

I got no real martial art skills or marital art skills or nuthin', but let me tell you, bro, I know how to throw like it's nobody's business. So if you feel like fighting me, make sure it ain't nowhere where there's lots of rocks around because I'll pull a David and Goliath on you faster than you can say, "But I don't even know how to spell Philistine!"

So, what are your skillz?

Fess up now. I know all you RPG gamers are so infatuated by this crap that you go and become blackbelts in karate.

My dad keeps trying to teach me to rock the nunchucks. I have padded ones. But every since I hit myself in the head with his wooden ones I don't want to play anymore.

So my fighting skillz are, uh... none.

Boxing, I like it, it's fun.
SO my skillz are Boxing.

I'm good at picking up people littler than me and younger and holding them upside down!

Im awesome there not much more to it really.... fighting skillz I have none! Luckily my friends kick ass ive seen some of my friends fight before and Jordan ripped that poor kid up! Jordan does take martial arts or i don't know what its called i do know that his teacher if you don't do what he says like block when he says so you will get smacled to the ground.

But a little kid I was talking to said he could fight since he watches power rangers so cute.:p


My brother and his friends know how to fight so if i have a problem I call on them but most of the time I get along with everyone.:love: i did get mad at this one boy on my bus and someone on the bus said "hey thats Will's sister" and his huge grin chabged to a look of terror so quickly...... I can't say its not funny cuz it its.:D

My skillz consist of kicking peoples in the shins. And poking. And clawing with my uber long nails of death (which aren't really that long).

I kept this a secret from everyone, but for the last two years I'be been taking Capoeira lessons and I'm in high rank and please no brank dancing jokes.

man, i have such awesome fighting skills. i have a lvl 24 katana skill man. i owned my science teacher for giving me a bad 84% on my test today.

Learning to fight all properly takes too much effort and time. I am a master of the sissy slap though.

When I get drunk that's when my crazy skillz come out.

ive been known to bite & claw when the occasion calls

I bite really smurfing hard.

I have a Green Belt in Karate, but I haven't kept it up. :cat:

I have MaGiCaL pOwErS!

When I read this thread, I head-butted my dog so hard that we both screamed.

i like to cast ultima on people.

actually my only real fighting skills are with a sword me and my brother like to duel with swords. i only got hit once out of a lot fo battles and it was on my hand a nice cut a little blood no real damage.

im also a good shot with a gun but i hate guns.

I got up to a blue belt in tae kwon do, but that was a while ago, I don't keep up with it.

And I never really used any of that in a fight anyway, street fighting is where it's at. :cool:

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And I never really used any of that in a fight anyway, street fighting is where it's at.

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ya...i kick ass...but thats jus part of ht ecool dudeness....i cant fight...

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Originally Posted by Martyr

So, what are your skillz?

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Devil Man has fantastic sexual skillz ;)

I have cereal eating skillz. :Oo:

Cereal killers... gotta love 'em... That bastid that replaced Chip and the Cookie Crook seriously needs to die...

On a serious note, though, I will admit that I have a decent level of skill as a fighter. I've been classically trained in TaeKwonDo, JiuJitsu, Karate and 4 of the Animal-styles of KungFu. I'm not very skilled at them individually. However, I'm using my knowledge of those stlys plus what I've been able to study on my own about Muay Thai, Southern Kickboxing, Capoeira and professional/Western Boxing to brew up my own unique style.

I just took out some kid today. He swung at me. So, with three fingers I jabbed him in the soft spot at the base of your throat, then kicked him in the jaw with the heel of my boot.

When i put this yall will say "yeah right" but i am serious. i have amazing martail arts skills i am like a sponge when it comes to fighting i can do many different kicks punches flips etc. i have amazing sword skills even though i only got one a year ago. i know how to fight just like the benders on avatar i am a master of rhymes so i could tear apart any witch or wizard. i know how to fight like i am uber strong or use quick hits to make it hurt. i can throw or toss a 245 pound guy(my brothet) with ease i am a fighting machine. I swear i am not lying to you even though you wont believe me i swear

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Originally Posted by Kuroshima

Boxing

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Yep, boxing kicks ass. I used to box, it was so tireing, so I gave up when I went to college, but thanks to boxing, I lost a lot of weight and beefed up my muscles.

Samurai Champloo got to my head, so now I tend to fight like Mugen. o_o

I was wrestling in Gym class, and I completely ignored the rules and used completely unpredictable and tricky attacks on the kid. I want to get in a fight, I think I'd win.

I did some Ju Jitsu, but I'm not good at it. I'd pwn someone who hasn't done any sort or fighting style though.

I can... say "I do karate" in Japanese (karate wo suru) an nothing else. hell, I probably can't even run from a fight. That's why I've gotta get me a gun.

I can sort of flip people by their shoulder... they fly a couple of feet but it kills my arm... so I don't do it... I wish I could use a swor d though

The Martial Arts I learned is based on counters, so Im not help.

I don't have any kind of figthing skills but I can still cause pain with my slaps :D

Nothing yet, but I one day intend to start taekwondo lessons.

I can do 99 hit air combos in Marvel Super hero, does that count? :bigsmile:

Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, cause i love how it teaches you to in a fight, always first aim for the balls with a hefty kick.
mwhahaha >=)

[...your screwed if your fightin a girl tho ;_;]

-Gull-

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Originally Posted by Gullick

[...your screwed if your fightin a girl tho ;_;]

-Gull-

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No way, that makes it even easier. Well, if you have no qualms hitting a girl that is.

I have mad ninja skills. I just appear and kill you, then disappear.

My dad taught me how to box, when I was 12-13 years old.
I continue to practice at the gym nearby.
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I've studied Tai Chi, and Jujitsu, and have practised boxing for a short time. Long enough time to kick some ass though.

I don't have any particular fighting skills, but I do know how to smack you a big one with a guitar if needed.

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I don't have any particular fighting skills, but I do know how to smack you a big one with a guitar if needed.

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ya..nobody gets up after that....are you an emo???cuz if you are ..ill watch out for you tryin to bite me if we're ever in a fight...

I fight at least once a year. It's never my fault, i don't start fights.

Vale Tudo. Do lots of amateur fights at my local gym.

Basically, with that and around eight years of rugby, I take people down and then can either mount and pound or perform a armbar or legbar. Though I can hold my own standing up too, I've gotten really effective at ground and pound.

Parkour skills plzkthx

Gimme a snooker ball in a sock and im lethal.

My mom used to babysit this kid, and I would kick his ass all the time pretending to be Donatello from Turtles. He's the one who got me into Final Fantasy, so you should all blame him. My fighting career went downhill from there.