Fifty things you should not do when you're pissed off.

Okay, we're going to have to admit these things. Yes, even on EoFF. We've all done some really stupid things when we've been angry. Now I have dedicated a thread to it. You may post only one thing per post, and you can post once every ten posts. Feel free to explain about how it happened, etc. Alright, you're going to laugh at me for this, but here's what I did (today in fact).

Edit: Do keep in mind these are things you shouldn't do when you're pissed off. I doubt you'd be pissed off if you're in bed with a beautiful goddess

1. Do not punch a mirror when you're pissed off.

Yes, that's right. I was really annoyed as I was late for college this morning and I had my hair cut on Saturday. Something I should have requested to be removed was this tiny, stupid fringe that I have. Like I now do every day, I first waxed my hair (which doesn't seem to work very well) and then I tried brushing my fringe under my hair, and I used hairspray, to no avail. I didn't want to cut it off immediately, because I was worried I might have screwed it up.

I got so annoyed by the fact that it wouldn't go back in place, and the fact that I was late for college, and everything that's happened lately, that I just snapped and punched the mirror - really hard. There was a loud smash, that my dad luckily didn't hear, and blood was spurting from my hand (okay, that has a lot of emphasis in it but there was a lot of blood). I have about seven cuts on my hand and I now have four plasters on it. So, I was even later as I had to take care of my hand, and clean up all the fragments of mirror. I knew my parents would go mad, so I've temporarily put the fragments in a secure place. Yes, it was really stupid, I know. Surely you've done something... stupider?

2.) Do not say something you can't take back. Thusly, it's better to just shut up.

No, Devil Man, that is not on topic. Read it again.

3) Talk to foa.

4) Raking leaves. It's no good, they'll just end up all over the lawn.

5) Involve Alcohol.

6) Don't fall apart, or say swearing words to people you might regret saying such things to them later.

7. Take it out on other people. It's something I try and avoid doing, but sometimes people just won't stop bugging you o_o But I dunno if that's justification enough.

8. Don't play golf, or mini golf.

Honestly, if you dont' want to cause chaos and produce alot of smashed car window screens, don't play it whilst pissed off.

9) Never do the classic cell phone toss'n'spike.

10) Post on messageboards

11) Repeatedly bang your head on the wall... I do it but you SHOULDN'T!!!

12) When pissed off with someone close to you turn to underhand tactics you will only ever find things that hurt you and if you just speak to them, explain to them how you feel and that it upsets you (pisses you off whichever generally when I get upset I get angry) and accept what they have to say about the subject.

13) Talk to your ex-bf/gf, especially if your current bf/gf is the reason of your upset.

14) Dont say things you dont mean!

15. Don't hold it all in! It doesn't do anybody any good when you eventually explode! :jess:

16) Hit someone/something.

17) Drive.

18) buy a gun

19) Go near the Personnel/HR office

Pretend your Godzilla and your room is tokyo.Takes to long to clean up.

21) bitch. Just no! NO FRIKKIN' BITCHIN'! Is it too much to ask? To not slag off the person that just did something?! Get over it! Honestly! It'll just turn around and bite you anyways!

22) Don't go near fire.

23) Post in eoeo

24) Kick a cat

25) Operate power tools.

26) Take your anger out on an innocent person.

27) Eat
I know it may sound stupid, but if ya eat and your mad your a lot more likely to choke or over eat!

28) Handle sharp objects.

29. Do not hit anything hard, cuz you will just end up making yourself more angry after you hurt yourself from punching said object.

30. tackle the first person you see down stairs. It hurts you to, and never kick cats it causes bad luck.

31. Try doing one of those Sudoku puzzles. Especially when you were having a bad day and then your pencil's out of lead and you find out your freakin' transmission needs replacing. All I wanted was smoothie! Why do they even put these stupid things in the dentist's office anyway? Argh.

32. Try to beat the instructor in a chocobo race in FFX. Grr!

33. Kick a badger.

34. Swear in 1337. Out loud. In public.

Strange how the punctuation is changing in these posts.

35. Play a really annoying video game as you'll probably stomp on it if it's a console or throw it out of the window if it's a handheld. Play a relaxing DS game if anything!

Maybe I should let this go to one hundred as it's turned out to be more popular than anticipated...

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Originally Posted by Twilight Edge

34. Swear in 1337. Out loud. In public.

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Hahaha. I'm going to have to try that. "Oh, eight u sixty-six three r!"

36. Deal with a less-than-literate computer user who's messed up their own system through stupidity.

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Strange how the punctuation is changing in these posts.

35. Play a really annoying video game as you'll probably stomp on it if it's a console or throw it out of the window if it's a handheld. Play a relaxing DS game if anything!

Maybe I should let this go to one hundred as it's turned out to be more popular than anticipated...

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Whoops! There goes one of mine! XD

37. Punch the person/one of the people that pissed you off.

37 is wrong :bigsmile:. Violence is always the best answer. hehe

38. Walk past a motorbiker gathering and shout "ALL BIKERS ARE GAY!" just because one of them cut you up on the road.

39. Post stupid blogs about how mad you are, expecially if it's on myspace.

40. Try to get your homework done before you calm down.

41. Post in the RP section. You end up saying "the world is at steak!" rather than "the world is at stake!"..

...T-Bone or Rib eye?

42. don't try to rob a bank

43. Spend time with someone you don't like.

Before you know it you'll get into a fight.

44. Kick a baby