What superhero can best use their powers...

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11-17-2006, 09:28 AM
Paro

What superhero can best use their powers...

...to get their secret identity laid? I'd say Reed Richards. First he shows 'em his prehensile, 2-foot-long tongue. When they wake up from swooning, he says, "you think that's big?"

Sorry, been watching TV Funhouse repeats, but the question still stands.
11-17-2006, 10:09 AM
Martyr

Spiderman.

8 times as strong.
8 times as perceptive.
8 times as sexy.
11-17-2006, 11:56 AM
Madame Adequate

Professor Charles Xavier.
11-18-2006, 10:13 AM
vorpal blade

Batman's got money. Money makes the world go round and money keeps the girls coming 'round.
11-18-2006, 03:18 PM
sephirothishere

i think wonderwoman likes it rough...hahahhahah....
11-18-2006, 04:46 PM
LunarWeaver

A good Aquaman tentacle rape would win anyone over.
11-19-2006, 07:00 AM
Shlup

Superman. If he needs a new power, he just makes it up on the spot. Genius. I swear I saw some like that somewhere on www.superdickery.com.
11-19-2006, 07:02 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Professor Charles Xavier.

Exactly.
11-19-2006, 07:08 AM
Shlup

But does his junk even work? Irony.
11-19-2006, 07:28 AM
Nasarian Altimeros

I don’t think anyone with invisibility would have much trouble getting some surprise buttsecks.

Well, apart from heroines with invisibility, but they don’t count.
11-19-2006, 08:53 AM
Wolf Kanno

Nah, his legs are all that is crippled, besides Charles would have his way with them and then use his mental powers to make them believe he was the best lay ever...

But seriously, Multiple Man. Can do it many times and even some kinky stuff.
11-19-2006, 10:05 AM
vorpal blade

Strong as he is, Superman is "faster than a speeding bullet."
The Flash might not be the best either, for similar reasons.

Robin's pretty flexible, guys like that.

Aquaman blows, so that can come in handy here...
11-19-2006, 10:43 AM
Martyr

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Originally Posted by vorpal blade

Aquaman blows, so that can come in handy here...

WHOA! Bro! Remember that there's 13 year olds on these forums.
11-19-2006, 10:47 AM
Nasarian Altimeros

Wow, I hope they don't pick up my reference to anal rape then.
11-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Markus. D

Mr Fantastic.
11-19-2006, 06:16 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Superman. If he needs a new power, he just makes it up on the spot. Genius. I swear I saw some like that somewhere on www.superdickery.com.

http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/72.html

Spidey has it, too, it seems.
11-20-2006, 02:31 AM
Mitch

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Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros

Wow, I hope they don't pick up my reference to anal rape then.

OMG WHERE?
11-20-2006, 02:33 PM
Eiko Guy

ummmm i have to say nightcrawler tele jump in and out and he's done
11-20-2006, 07:24 PM
Martyr

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Originally Posted by outlaw starwind

ummmm i have to say nightcrawler tele jump in and out and he's done

That's the opposite.
11-20-2006, 07:41 PM
Ender

Mystique

Anyone who could morph into your dream-partner has to be on top ;) of the list.

And that goes for both men and women!

I'd be totally fine with the blue skin though :tongue: