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Since most of you never seem to take my General Chat Threads seriously... :mad:
I've decided to make an unserious thread for once!!! :D
Try to think up the funniest answer for the question below:
"Do you bite your finger Sir?"
My answer: (Shows my hand without fingers)
This discussion is very serious, Evastio. It would be appreciated if you weren't to joke about this.
The internets is serious business!
*shun*
If you're quoting Romeo and Juliet, Evastio, you should be saying
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
And to answer the question, I'll just continue the quote.
"No, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir!"
History Lesson, kiddies.
Finger Biting, otherwise known as 'alzheimers', was quite a debilitating disorder. Decades ago, patients of the Finger Bite Asylum were put into straight jackets in order to tame this disorder, but it ultimately resulted in them biting other people's fingers. The disease spread rapidly through finger bites and the government issued a massive quarantine. Infected people were burned on the stake, and shortly after the threat was destroyed, scientists created a medication for it. Over half the population was destroyed, but the human specie soon prospered.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
I don't bite my finger. I rip it off an spray the blood all over people. Sometimes I kick people in the back of the knee and force them to drink my blood O_o
Do you biteith your finger?Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyNo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
If you want your threads to be taken seriously, post them in EoEO. That forum isn't JUST for stuff like "My girlfriend broke up with me" or "What religion are you?"
That's all I have to say. I suck at being funny so.
No. But I do bite my thumb sir.
I eat my own freaking feces. I'm psycho, man. Just look at me. I'm crazy.
Only if you find it sexy
I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb sir!
Do you quarrel, sir?!??????
Yes.
"do you bite your finger sir?"
I pull out my sword and kill him :)
BULL [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]! Three times so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
We get a lot of these, now adays whats your orientations popular too:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
Masochist and sadist combinations like me bite lots of things.
I bite, gnaw, chew and regenerate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to eat hands. :razz:
Only when I'm concentrating on something or are frustrated. It probably came with the nail biting.
Also:
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Zeromus_FFIIIDS: lol internet
Mirage: SERIOUS BUSINESS
Wherefore art thou, Cipher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher
Cybil Sheperd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire_Emblem776Do you biteith your finger?Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyNo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
I bite fish fingers.
Thats why you dont see fingers on fish any more
He speaks! O speak again, bright Blitz_king, for thou art as glorious to this night over my head as is a wing'd messenger of heaven!Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz_king10Wherefore art thou, Cipher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher
>.> ...or were you serious? :D
NAY! I BITE MY THUMB AT YE!
I like to bite TOES. But not just any TOES.
http://derekaudette.ottawaarts.com/m...t/uglytoes.jpg
Mm mm so good.
yeah I saw that Ask A Ninja skit aswell.
edit: I think that was fingers T_T nevermind.
Shakespeare can eat me imho.
Also, no.
Is the law of my side if I say ay?:) EDIT: Actually, it was a serious question.Quote:
Originally Posted by CipherHe speaks! O speak again, bright Blitz_king, for thou art as glorious to this night over my head as is a wing'd messenger of heaven!Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz_king10Wherefore art thou, Cipher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher
>.> ...or were you serious? :D
Ay me!:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros
YES!!! YUMMY!Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
I don't bite my finger. I don't know where it's been.
I don't bite my finger, I have no need to, my dog does that for me.
I do :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
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Originally Posted by RiseToFall
AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! ;__;
Ugh, dude. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Devil ManQuote:
Originally Posted by RiseToFall
AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! ;__;
On the western edge of the Americas! Ca-li-for-nee-ay (as some all it) to be exact. Wherefore are thouuuuuuuu?Quote:
Originally Posted by blitz_king10
Do you bite your thumb at me? /shakespeare
this thread has turned me crazy
Why bite?
Melbourne, Oz. But I always thought wherefore meant why.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher