Next Stage of Human Evolution

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11-22-2006, 02:24 PM
The Devil Man

Next Stage of Human Evolution

As you all know (well most of you anyways) Humans evolved from Baboons or some such creature.

This Evolutionary process took thousands of years until we became who we are today, homosapiens with two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc...

Devil Man's Topic of Discussion is therefore:

What do you wanna evolve next? :hyper:

Devil Man would absolutely LOVE to have an extra arm! Then he could eat chocolate cake whilst playing Final Fantasy 8 :drool:

And maybe an extra eye too, as Beautiful Goddesses often tell Devil Man he has beautiful eyes. I have two brown eyes, so I'd like a nice pretty blue one :hyper:

Oh, and he'd definetly like a nice set of boobies as well :drool:

But forget Your Good Friend Devil Man for a moment, and instead tell him...

What would yoooooooooooou like to evolve next? :eek:
11-22-2006, 02:26 PM
RiseToFall

http://www.gearsonline.net/btech/mechs/btech22.jpg
11-22-2006, 02:26 PM
Nasarian Altimeros

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devil Man

This Evolutionary process took thousands of years

Win
11-22-2006, 02:27 PM
Jowy

I want to grow some wings and glide around.
11-22-2006, 02:29 PM
Fujiko

*sits on Jowy and overlooks the world*

Nope.

No one to save today!
11-22-2006, 02:31 PM
Shaun

I'd rather just have a jetpack instead of that.
11-22-2006, 02:34 PM
I Am Stoner

I wanna evolve and have sayian type powers, that would be kewl.
11-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Roto13

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/sunkat701/...ger%20room.jpg
11-22-2006, 02:39 PM
Erdrick Holmes

I don't evolve till I hit level 36. But when I do I'll learn Hyper Beam and Dragon Claw.
11-22-2006, 02:41 PM
Diango12

Being more like a cat would be cool. nimble,alert, and clean.
11-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Bunny

Quote:

As you all know (well most of you anyways) Humans evolved from Baboons or some such creature.

*clap*

Brilliance.
11-22-2006, 03:31 PM
Loony BoB

I don't know, but I hope there is a show similar to the Simpsons and they have five fingers while real-life people have six, so the young girl/boy character can say "Six fingers? Ewww..." when discussing what people in the future will be like.
11-22-2006, 03:34 PM
Twilight Edge

I want to evolve into something you wouldn't want to know.
11-22-2006, 03:43 PM
Polaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/sunkat701/...ger%20room.jpg

Roto knows best ;)
11-22-2006, 03:45 PM
Drift

roto wins
11-22-2006, 03:56 PM
Quindiana Jones

I'd like to have wings. Big angel wings. That'd rule. Not origional I know, but I love flying, and planes suck.
11-22-2006, 04:00 PM
Nominus Experse

Humans ought to develop a more intelligent brain
11-22-2006, 04:18 PM
Madame Adequate

Biological evolution is, barring incredible catastrophe, over in Humans. It is all about technology now. You'll see this in about twenty to forty years, although it's pretty easy to see it already happening today.

And we'll be able to be just about whatever want to.

Edit: Nominus, that's exactly what's going to happen.
11-22-2006, 04:31 PM
black orb

http://www.ctlsoftware.co.uk/alien18.gif

>>> Pretty..
11-22-2006, 04:32 PM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drift

roto wins

I'm the original Homo Superior.

Wait...
11-22-2006, 04:39 PM
Christmas

This thread remind me of Pokemon & Digimon...or all the whatever MON....
11-22-2006, 05:23 PM
Iceglow

I wouldn't mind the whole wings thing however that would make for frail bones and I quite like not breaking a bone EVERY time I fall over. I guess I wouldn't mind evolving a better way for the body to heal itself without scarring.
11-22-2006, 05:26 PM
Old Manus

I want to evolve from ape to human.
11-22-2006, 06:05 PM
bipper

you cannot evolve past the GOE stage. You just cant. I am a specimen of this stage. /flex
11-22-2006, 06:17 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

I wouldn't mind the whole wings thing however that would make for frail bones and I quite like not breaking a bone EVERY time I fall over. I guess I wouldn't mind evolving a better way for the body to heal itself without scarring.

Meh, I'd just evolve to have hard bones too :bigsmile:
11-22-2006, 06:29 PM
Vikeve

Thanks to technology we all will probably turn into fat blobs of slush.:p
11-22-2006, 06:34 PM
abrojtm

I don't have wisdom teeth--never did, never will. I evolved out of them, therefore I am far more evolved than you.
11-22-2006, 07:14 PM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Biological evolution is, barring incredible catastrophe, over in Humans.

Uh, what?
11-22-2006, 07:20 PM
Alastair|UK

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Am Stoner

I wanna evolve and have sayian type powers, that would be kewl.

im with you on this one

though i was reading this book about people who called why penguins feet dont freeze and another 114 questions or soemt and soem ones question was why do people some times sneeze when they move from shade into light now one guy had an answer related to this thread about how when global warming comes really badly people with this "light sneeze" will live longer as they shall not go blind as quickly as the rest of you (i some times get light sneeze =D) because of ultra violet light entering the atmpshpere or somet like that
11-22-2006, 07:54 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devil Man

Devil Man would absolutely LOVE to have an extra arm! Then he could eat chocolate cake whilst playing Final Fantasy 8 :drool:

I'd want an extra arm out of my ass, that way I could moon someone, give them the bird, and then start a slow clap.
11-22-2006, 10:00 PM
crazybayman

X-ray vision :jokey:
11-22-2006, 11:30 PM
NINJA_Ryu

Devil man, do you ever tire of these threads?

me? i want to teleport ^ ^

or regeneration!
11-23-2006, 12:29 AM
The Devil Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by NINJA_Ryu

Devil man, do you ever tire of these threads?

Never :chuckle:
11-23-2006, 12:32 AM
Relena

I would like to grow angel wings so I could fly, and I would also like to hace cute chobit ears. <^-^>
11-23-2006, 12:36 AM
Jebus

I fairly strongly believe that the next step in human evolution is to merge itself with technology.

So I'd say something like this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...3rdof5Hugh.jpg

Resistance is futile, after all.
11-23-2006, 12:50 AM
Vikeve

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jebus

I fairly strongly believe that the next step in human evolution is to merge itself with technology.

So I'd say something like this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...3rdof5Hugh.jpg

Resistance is futile, after all.

That or all technology will do for us is make us turn into fat little balls of slush.
11-23-2006, 12:53 AM
Ashley Schovitz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I don't know, but I hope there is a show similar to the Simpsons and they have five fingers while real-life people have six, so the young girl/boy character can say "Six fingers? Ewww..." when discussing what people in the future will be like.

no no no in the Simpsons they have only four fingers or 3 if you're one of those people who say thumbs aren't fingers and we have five/four.

I do not know what will happen to us in thousands of years.
11-23-2006, 03:08 AM
Fire_Emblem776

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erdrick Holmes

I don't evolve till I hit level 36. But when I do I'll learn Hyper Beam and Dragon Claw.

Unless you have the TM
11-23-2006, 03:11 AM
Evastio

I'd probably want a really long chameleon tongue that could support my weight. I'd also want to be extremely fast.
11-23-2006, 03:13 AM
Kuroshima

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...850/187614.jpg
11-23-2006, 03:15 AM
Firo Volondé

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire_Emblem776

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erdrick Holmes

I don't evolve till I hit level 36. But when I do I'll learn Hyper Beam and Dragon Claw.

Unless you have the TM

There is a TM for Hyper Beam? WHY AM I JUST LEARNING THIS NOW?! *Runs out and buys TM*
11-23-2006, 03:21 AM
Savern Volaco

to Die and be happy full of my favorite food...wait future um I really just want to survive and live my full and happy life.
11-23-2006, 03:33 AM
thebandmate

I dont carea about the stage of evolution we go through next, as long as the chicks dont get ugly.
11-23-2006, 06:10 PM
daggertrepe

Well I'd say none...
11-23-2006, 06:23 PM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Biological evolution is, barring incredible catastrophe, over in Humans.

Uh, what?

Modern medicine largely circumvents natural selection.
11-23-2006, 06:27 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Red Mages -> Pirate Red Mage -> SSJ Pirate Red Mage -> Supreme Being
11-23-2006, 07:05 PM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Biological evolution is, barring incredible catastrophe, over in Humans.

Uh, what?

Modern medicine largely circumvents natural selection.

Natural selection != evolution. Also, modern medicine only accounts for a very small percentage of defense against bacteria, viruses, spores, etc. Evolution is not a process humans can stop at will. It happens through sexual selection, mutation, and of course natural selection. Believing otherwise gives too much credit to humans. We're after all just animals.
11-23-2006, 07:58 PM
Quindiana Jones

^ Yams is right. We'll always be evolving.

*shoots self*

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