Roadmap to Becoming a CK

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11-23-2006, 03:34 AM
Jigsaw

Roadmap to Becoming a CK

So I was thinking, I really want to be a CK! Something about the position seems so honorable.

I saw other topics that got closed because they asked how specifically they could become CKs, but this is different! Trust me!! You'll see!!!

Okay so I was thinking that we as a community (and all of you as my best buds :love:) should develop a roadmap that a member should follow in order to get to this monumental position! Okay let's go!!!

1. Join EoFF (EASY!:D:D:D)

Okay keep it going dudes! I gotta go drink some water so when I get back I expect a BUNCH of posts!
11-23-2006, 03:36 AM
Evastio

2. Follow the rules.

3. Warn Posts whenever necessary

4. Be serious when necessary and contribute to threads things that aren't spam.
11-23-2006, 03:36 AM
I Took the Red Pill

5. Keep dreaming
11-23-2006, 03:37 AM
rubah

6) sex up a current staff member (this is really important)
11-23-2006, 03:37 AM
Roto13

Ass kiss.
11-23-2006, 03:38 AM
Zeromus_X

7.) Like Kitties. :cat:
11-23-2006, 03:39 AM
Shiny

9.) Post porn in Fools Gold
11-23-2006, 03:40 AM
Jigsaw

These are so great! Hahaha! It's so exciting!

10. Be reaaaaaaaaaaally smart!
11-23-2006, 03:41 AM
Diango12

You don't have to do that "2) sex up a current staff member", but I think you can be a cid's knight just stick around long enough and don't do what I did and leave and then coming back with everyone posing you as a new member. In any case I believe in you good luck

Django
11-23-2006, 03:41 AM
LunarWeaver

11) Get a Wakka avatar.
11-23-2006, 03:47 AM
Shlup

12) Make threats. Sexual threats.
11-23-2006, 03:51 AM
Shoeberto

13) Cut yourself. Now.
11-23-2006, 03:53 AM
Sylvie

14) Have diarrhea all over everything.
11-23-2006, 03:55 AM
Cipher

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

12) Make threats. Sexual threats.

Can you sex up a staff member while simultaneously making sexual threats? Will that make you Auto-Admin?
11-23-2006, 03:56 AM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diango12

You don't have to do that "2) sex up a current staff member", but I think you can be a cid's knight just stick around long enough and don't do what I did and leave and then coming back with everyone posing you as a new member. In any case I believe in you good luck

Django

I think I would know, since i'm a knight and that's exactly how i got to be one!

(okay not really, but man you're spoiling the fun!)
11-23-2006, 04:01 AM
Diango12

Quote:

I think I would know, since i'm a knight and that's exactly how i got to be one!

haha oh? Well then tell me how this seemingly two step process works, do we have to fill in an application first?
11-23-2006, 04:03 AM
Psychotic

Trust me, it really is 16 and not 15.

16) Insult, taunt and mock the staff until they ask you to join them. Hey, worked for me.
11-23-2006, 04:09 AM
Jigsaw

17) Send the staff lots and lots of money
11-23-2006, 04:12 AM
Yamaneko

Don't base your hopes of success on an annoying Internet personality. In other words, don't be a DICK!

That should have been numbered.
11-23-2006, 04:14 AM
Shoeberto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Don't base your hopes of success on an annoying Internet personality. In other words, don't be a DICK!

I know when I'm not wanted :cry:
11-23-2006, 04:15 AM
Sylvie

19) Don't piss yer pants, and drink yer god damn tea.
11-23-2006, 04:16 AM
NeoCracker

19) Purposely do Newbish things at cleverly picked times.
11-23-2006, 04:27 AM
Del Murder

20 or 21. Not take this stuff too seriously.
11-23-2006, 04:39 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

20 or 21. Not take this stuff too seriously.

That one goes on the "How to avoid being a source of Shlup's amusement" list.
11-23-2006, 04:40 AM
Yamaneko

Must be a long list.
11-23-2006, 04:40 AM
Agent Proto

22. You have a higher chance of getting banned than being knighted. Think of it as beating the odds to becoming a CK.
11-23-2006, 04:46 AM
Dr Unne

23. Be one of the first dozen people to register at the MB.
11-23-2006, 05:40 AM
Fire_Emblem776

24. Bribe Cid
11-23-2006, 06:05 AM
Shoeberto

25) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.
11-23-2006, 06:13 AM
NeoCracker

26) To ignore the Rule before this one
11-23-2006, 06:23 AM
Decessus

67) Spam the hell out of the forums.
78) Give sexual favors (Otherwise known as the Psy Trick).
Q) LOLZORS!!!!111112345
11-23-2006, 06:30 AM
blackmage_nuke

20-something) Smiling is always good to make anyone to pick you for something :D
11-23-2006, 06:32 AM
LunarWeaver

29)Don't make threads with Wii puns as the thread title.
11-23-2006, 07:21 AM
Chemical

26.5) Ignore the rule before this one.

...
...
...

30) You do not talk about ~~Fight Club~~ Cid's Knights
11-23-2006, 07:25 AM
Markus. D

31) Have at least played 1 FF game.
11-23-2006, 07:25 AM
nik0tine

32) Know cid personally.
11-23-2006, 07:27 AM
nik0tine

33) Don't double post.
11-23-2006, 08:09 AM
Xaven

34.) Be signed onto EoFF for at least 12 hours a day.

Something along those lines, I suppose.
11-23-2006, 08:22 AM
Loony BoB

#) Post in the gaming forums, even if only occasionally.
#) Join in on any discussion possible to do with EoFF.
#) Don't choose life.
11-23-2006, 08:31 AM
Fire_Emblem776

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

#) Post in the gaming forums, even if only occasionally.
#) Join in on any discussion possible to do with EoFF.
#) Don't choose life.

35- Spam the usernotes of an admin
11-23-2006, 08:35 AM
Loony BoB

?) Don't be a second account. I've got my eye on you, Jigsaw...
?) Get a nickname. I've got my eye on you, Jiggles...
11-23-2006, 08:40 AM
Levian

41) Make an excellent competition. I'm sure my Heads or Tails competition got me a long way. I was aiming for Recognized Member, but whatever.
42) Get Recognized Member. (BoB, eestlinc, Del Murder)
11-23-2006, 09:30 AM
theundeadhero

The most important thing is personality. If you don't have one you'll never get noticed. If the mods don't like yours it don't matter how much you follow the advice here, you won't get it. An overwhelming majority of the mods have to like you before you can play in their treehouse.
11-23-2006, 09:46 AM
Iceglow

If sexoring up a current CK/Admin gets the job then why the hell aren't I one? You all heard about the meet up, me and Psy :D lol
11-23-2006, 10:12 AM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

The most important thing is personality. If you don't have one you'll never get noticed. If the mods don't like yours it don't matter how much you follow the advice here, you won't get it. An overwhelming majority of the mods have to like you before you can play in their treehouse.

Yeah, that's a big one xD

43) Don't post pictures of sexy old men in tutus.
11-23-2006, 10:19 AM
Loony BoB

n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.
11-23-2006, 10:31 AM
Evol

Forget it.
11-23-2006, 01:41 PM
Psychotic

44) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.
11-23-2006, 03:12 PM
Quindiana Jones

x^8) Make sweet love to a chinchilla whilst Loony grease burnt onto the HoB is filming.
11-23-2006, 03:18 PM
Erdrick Holmes

Call everybody names.... pinheads.
11-23-2006, 04:11 PM
rubah

46) Be European because we *always* need more people around in those timezones.
11-23-2006, 04:15 PM
Kawaii Ryûkishi
- Register.
- Spam relentlessly in the gaming fora for about three weeks.
- Profit.
11-23-2006, 04:16 PM
Christmas

HACKER.
11-23-2006, 04:17 PM
rubah

2.5. ???
11-23-2006, 05:05 PM
Yamaneko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Register.

Spam relentlessly in the gaming fora for about three weeks.

Profit.
They must've been really desperate to knight that guy.
11-23-2006, 05:12 PM
XxSephirothxX

Play videogames online with Cid and either 1) Wow him with your mad skillz or 2) Stroke his ego by letting him win. Which one was it? :confused:
11-23-2006, 05:15 PM
Lost Number

Only one rule.
1. Be Lost Number.
End of.
11-23-2006, 05:19 PM
Fatal Impurity

Whatever number.) choose the red pill and see how far the rabbithole goes....
11-23-2006, 05:26 PM
Lost Number

FINE.
!. Join EoFF
2. Post often, in as many forums as possible (so long as you know whatcha talking about)
3. Dont get EoEO banned (i messed up there, i'll never be a CK)
4. BE GOOD.
11-23-2006, 06:20 PM
Drift

learn how to *snip*
11-23-2006, 06:33 PM
Chemical

1 Attachment(s)

Quote:

Originally Posted by HSU

25) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

44) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

You're not funny.

55) Eat your spinach.
11-23-2006, 06:35 PM
Bart's Friend Milhouse

?) Try and get one of the current ones sacked
11-23-2006, 06:40 PM
Markus. D

?) Have played at least 13 FF spinoffs.
11-23-2006, 06:43 PM
Levian

58) Post the correct number in list threads.

So many people miss out on CK because of that one.
11-23-2006, 07:55 PM
Quindiana Jones

59) Urinate over Levian's cabbage farm. I know how much the other CK's hate you and your damn cabbages.
11-23-2006, 08:26 PM
Shoeberto

60) Hate cabbage
11-23-2006, 08:27 PM
Burtsplurt

:p :( :love: :confused: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc:

Use lots of smilies, and don't worry about grammar! She's probably getting her hip replaced anyway.
11-23-2006, 08:29 PM
Fatal Impurity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burtsplurt

:p :( :love: :confused: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc: :choc:

Use lots of smilies, and don't worry about grammar! She's probably getting her hip replaced anyway.

I laughed with mirth and merriment....twice
11-23-2006, 08:40 PM
Quindiana Jones

62) Fart occasionally. Though the women here hate the farting, they don't mind so much as long as you waft it in Psychotic's general direction.
11-23-2006, 08:43 PM
Chemical

63) Wear this where ever you go (it's a tie).
http://www2.osamadesk.com/st/us2133/...S.YAMANEKO.JPG
11-23-2006, 08:46 PM
starseeker

64) Don't do anything that gets you warned by an admin. :eep: (SPOILER)Like trolling a member you find annoying
11-23-2006, 09:15 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chemical

You're not funny.

Your face isn't funny. O W8 YES IT IS SOMEONE HI5 ME!!! :cool:

65) Crush all those who seek to humble you with your rapier-like wit.
11-23-2006, 09:30 PM
Shoeberto

66) Become a CK, resign, and then ask to be one again.
67) Kill a current CK and use their accounts.
11-23-2006, 10:16 PM
Quindiana Jones

68) Buy DK a chicken every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.
11-23-2006, 10:24 PM
Del Murder

69. Be the son of a CK.
70. Save the life of a CK.
11-23-2006, 10:25 PM
Quindiana Jones

71) Kill any CK's that the other CK's don't like.
11-23-2006, 10:27 PM
Del Murder

72. Stockpile pictures of kishi and threaten to distribute them if you aren't made one. Also make sure you have someone ready to release them in the event something 'happens' to you.
11-24-2006, 12:04 AM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

69. Be the son of a CK.
70. Save the life of a CK.

Don't eat that egg sandwich.
11-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

I can't beleive this hasn't been done yet, even after 72 other hints (most of them spam I might add) ! I read them all, and this is common sense that has not yet been posted:

73. Don't ask how to become a CK, or ask an administrator to make you into one.
11-24-2006, 01:53 AM
Jigsaw

Why not, Vincent?

I've always heard that "Fortune favors the bold!!" lol!
11-24-2006, 02:03 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

Hey, it's not my rule. I favor the bold as well.

The CKs/administrators themselves have warned against it.
11-24-2006, 02:07 AM
Avarice-ness

74.) Don't be me.

If I became a CK I'd end up fearing I'd close my own threads. :(
I would like something special under my name other than "Banned" and why doesn't this road map look like a map? :razz:
11-24-2006, 02:25 AM
Chemical

75) PIMP IT!!!!

http://www.tokyoshowdown.com/promo/hedbanner.jpg
11-24-2006, 02:35 AM
Shoeberto

³) Send Cid "cat piss."
11-24-2006, 02:46 AM
Frozen Phantom

1/2) Pull out your duel katanas and go preform a bloodly rampage through Tokyo.

*looks down*

opps thats my to do list :sweatdrop
11-24-2006, 05:35 AM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hsu

³) Send Cid "cat piss."

Not a fan of the Corona?
11-24-2006, 05:36 AM
Jigsaw

I'm more of an MGD man.

78 (I think). Get married to a CK. Then you have access to they're account and can be on whenever you want. Is kikimm single?
11-24-2006, 05:56 AM
Peegee

Mod whore
11-24-2006, 06:25 AM
Omnislash07

80) list the 80th tip on this thread :D
11-24-2006, 03:59 PM
Quindiana Jones

81) Release several "secret" sex tapes, and purely acidentally send them to Loony "I can't think of anything funny at the moment so I'll just stick with" BoB, asking if he'd like a live show. When he accepts (which he will), say you won't do anything until he Knights you.
11-24-2006, 05:04 PM
Jowy

82) Send Daniel your hair.
11-24-2006, 05:51 PM
Dell

83) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.
11-24-2006, 06:45 PM
Shoeberto

84) When repeating what others have already said, try not to post in a list thread.
11-24-2006, 06:52 PM
NINJA_Ryu

85) Invite a current CK over to your house for the holidays
11-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Quindiana Jones

86) Send badgers to every single member here.
11-24-2006, 07:20 PM
Goldenboko

87) Don't post in this thread.... D'OH!
11-24-2006, 07:23 PM
Quindiana Jones

88) Post in this thread several times, without seriousness or any real meaning.
11-24-2006, 07:40 PM
Chemical

89) ~~Do not~~ forget about the little people.

90) Partake in the not so secret, secret initiate ceremonies.
11-25-2006, 07:01 AM
Dell

91) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

92) Threaten an admin or a CK with a toilet bowl.
11-25-2006, 07:05 AM
Del Murder

93. Change your name so that it is similar to a prominent (and handsome) CK's name.
11-25-2006, 07:09 AM
Yamaneko

I haven't seen Yami_Yuffie post much lately.
11-25-2006, 07:15 AM
Del Murder

I'm glad we have the search memberlist function so you can provide us with these quality laughs.
11-25-2006, 07:17 AM
Yamaneko

Yeah, but I screwed it up anyway because you clearly stated CK as a prerequisite.
11-25-2006, 07:21 AM
Del Murder

Don't worry, for that to even matter someone has to both a) Read through my entire post, and b) notice that you're not a CK. That's asking way too much.
11-25-2006, 07:22 AM
Yamaneko

This is very true, my good friend. I don't think they notice a lot of things.
11-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Del Murder

I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.
11-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Shlup

94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.
11-25-2006, 07:27 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.

#) Don't hijack threads.... wait.....
11-25-2006, 07:29 AM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

I for one didn't even notice which thread we were hijacking.

It happens. Just keep in mind what I said and you'll be fine the next time we commence such an endeavor.
11-25-2006, 07:29 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.

It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)
11-25-2006, 07:31 AM
Yamaneko

You forgot the part where we were all huddled around the camp fire eating smores, but otherwise that seems about right.
11-25-2006, 07:36 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

94. Get Del and Yams to shut up and I'll CK you myself.

It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)

A dark day indeed.
11-25-2006, 07:37 AM
Zeromus_X

Okay...let's at least try to get on topic:) :cat:

95) Assassinate Psychotic.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...dpsychotic.jpg
11-25-2006, 07:38 AM
Miriel

96) Live in California.
11-25-2006, 07:39 AM
Yamaneko

97. Live in Latvia.
11-25-2006, 07:40 AM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

It's true. Back in the day those two used to be like "Yo, we're the top spammers. Y'all best listen up and respect us and such." then I showed up and was like "I do not like the cut of your gib. Shut up, and shut up now, fools, for I am number 1!" and then they all came begging for me to join them so I sold my soul. Yeah, I think that's pretty much how it all went down, right boys? (permission to speak granted)

Yet you're the one who needs to constantly bring it up.
11-25-2006, 07:42 AM
Yamaneko

Which of us said "y'all"? I think it might have been you, Del. I remember explicitly always saying "yo". It was the thing I always said.
11-25-2006, 07:45 AM
Psychotic

I carn't help being insecure about my status with the cool dudes.

Are you both still my friends? I baked you both some muffins to sweeten the deal. Mr. Murder, yours are oatmeal and banana, just how you like them, and Mr. Yamaneko, I know you've always had a fondness for crushed spirits!

PS: If I gave you 20 bucks each could you tell my mother that you're my best friends?
11-25-2006, 07:45 AM
Del Murder

I was the one who said 'y'all' and also 'knickers'. And I sometimes threw a random 'u' into my spellings. Sometimes. Or was it a random 'x'?
11-25-2006, 07:46 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I carn't help being insecure about my status with the cool dudes.

Are you both still my friends? I baked you both some muffins to sweeten the deal. Mr. Murder, yours are oatmeal and banana, just how you like them, and Mr. Yamaneko, I know you've always had a fondness for crushed spirits!

PS: If I gave you 20 bucks each could you tell my mother that you're my best friends?

You sure you want Yams as a friend?
11-25-2006, 07:46 AM
RiseToFall

You guys are having to much fun here

98.) Spam the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out of this thread.
11-25-2006, 07:48 AM
Psychotic

Del likes it when I claim to be interested in half the forums!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lekana

You sure you want Yams as a friend?

No...I want him to be more than that. I just haven't found the right words yet.
11-25-2006, 07:49 AM
Yamaneko

Del: All I know is that you were the one who always single quoted.

Psychotic: We're already your friends. :)
11-25-2006, 07:49 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiseToFall

98.) Spam the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out of this thread.

Actually, that's how you stop being a CK. *bans everyone*
11-25-2006, 07:50 AM
RiseToFall

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiseToFall

98.) Spam the http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif out of this thread.

Actually, that's how you stop being a CK. *bans everyone*

How come those guys always come back?
11-25-2006, 07:51 AM
Yamaneko

We were about to wrap things up, ShlupQuack, but by all means join us in one last "hurrah", if you will.
11-25-2006, 07:53 AM
Psychotic

If you guys want to know how to become an admin, follow ShlupQuack's lead. Make a thread in the Feedback forum, whine about how much you miss being on staff and how ever since you left there's been a hole in your life that even gorging yourself with chocolate and crying yourself to sleep cannot fill. We'll take pity on you and let you right in.
11-25-2006, 07:55 AM
Freya

I'll have to try that.
11-25-2006, 07:56 AM
Yamaneko

99. We only fall for that once a year.
11-25-2006, 08:00 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

If you guys want to know how to become an admin, follow ShlupQuack's lead. Make a thread in the Feedback forum, whine about how much you miss being on staff and how ever since you left there's been a hole in your life that even gorging yourself with chocolate and crying yourself to sleep cannot fill. We'll take pity on you and let you right in.

HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.
11-25-2006, 08:01 AM
Freya

100) There's no problem in trying.
11-25-2006, 08:01 AM
Yamaneko

Please get back on topic, ShlupQuack.
11-25-2006, 08:03 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.

Chocolate? I meant crack. An easy mistake to make. Now, before you pull the old "HA! I don't even like crack." ruse, I would like to present to ladies and gentlemen of the jury exhibit A: Fluffy Puff.
11-25-2006, 08:05 AM
Freya

101) Absolutely nothing wrong with fluffy puff.
11-25-2006, 08:08 AM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.

I can vouch for that. Her wedding cake was some kind of fruit.
11-25-2006, 08:09 AM
Shlup

See? Lekana knows what it takes to become a CK.

Good, Lekana, good. Cookie for you.
11-25-2006, 08:09 AM
Dr Unne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

99. We only fall for that once a year.

:(
11-25-2006, 08:10 AM
Yamaneko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

HA! I don't even like chocolate. Fraud.

I can vouch for that. Her wedding cake was some kind of fruit.

I'm glad I didn't go then. A fruit doesn't a cake make.
11-25-2006, 08:11 AM
Shlup

What kind of cake doesn't have fruit in it? It was strawberry!

Well, two layers were strawberry. One was carrot.
11-25-2006, 08:12 AM
Yamaneko

102. Make sure to edit your post and not quote it.
11-25-2006, 08:13 AM
Psychotic

Carrot and strawberry? Together?

Exhibit B.
11-25-2006, 08:15 AM
Shlup

Different layers!

Whatever. I wasn't going to eat it anyway so I just picked at random after eliminating all things chocolate.

103. Kill Psychotic. Kill him. In the face.
11-25-2006, 08:16 AM
Zeromus_X

Or with a spoon. :)
11-25-2006, 08:17 AM
Shlup

Killing him in the face with a spoon is instant adminnery.
11-25-2006, 08:17 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Carrot and strawberry? Together?

Exhibit B.

She's getting both her fruit and veggies in one sitting, how much better could it get?
11-25-2006, 08:18 AM
Yamaneko

103. Don't make up words.
11-25-2006, 08:18 AM
Psychotic

Sorry Shluppers, I think that's #95.

104. Warn this thread for being spammy.
11-25-2006, 08:20 AM
Miriel

105) MMORPG
11-25-2006, 08:20 AM
Yamaneko

106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)
11-25-2006, 08:23 AM
Freya

So i feel left out. In posting order: ck, admin, me, admin, ck, ck, admin.

#) Don't feel left out that often.
11-25-2006, 08:29 AM
abrojtm

108)Deliver an organ or body part to Cid on dry ice.

(**)If you don't know his personal address and social securtiy number, then you automatically fail.
11-25-2006, 08:31 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)

Oh you fail at life for that one.
11-25-2006, 10:56 AM
starseeker

109) Know when a thread is a lost cause
11-25-2006, 12:08 PM
Shauna

*kills Psy in the face. With a spoon* :cool:
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

110) Moose?
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

111) Don't double post.
11-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

112) And especially don't triple post.
11-25-2006, 05:27 PM
Dell

113) Try to post inbetween the post of CKs/Admins.

114) Send a gift for every festival/holiday available to a CK or an Admin, with a card saying: "Make [Insert Username] a CK please :kaolove2: (Insert happy music).......................................... or else I kill you with a knife at night :tonberry: (Insert scary music)........................

115) Cast Reflect to repel the Spoon away from Psy.

116) :) :p :D ;) :cool: :( :rolleyes2 :mad2: :eek: :cry: :mad: :love: :confused: :tongue: :greenie: :eep: :mog: :choc: :moomba: :choc2: Avoid posting a lot of smilies.

117) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.
11-25-2006, 05:32 PM
Citizen Bleys

You know, I honestly have no idea why the smurf Cid knighted me. It came as a complete surprise. I think he wants my body.
11-25-2006, 07:44 PM
Shoeberto

118) If Cid wants your body and he thinks you're sexy, well...
11-25-2006, 08:07 PM
Yamaneko

119. Don't ask how much Bleys costs. Just know it's VERY cheap.
11-25-2006, 08:10 PM
Citizen Bleys

120. Strategic assassinations. Starting with Yams.

EDIT: And then speak the name of H**tur aloud. Three times. I hear that makes good things happen.
11-25-2006, 10:14 PM
Frozen Phantom

121: spam peanut butter jelly time over and over for 100 posts.
11-25-2006, 10:37 PM
Hawkeye

122: Be eestlinc.
11-25-2006, 11:06 PM
Fire_Emblem776

123 Bribe Cid with Devil Mans home phone.
11-26-2006, 12:46 AM
SammieBabe

Let's go back to talking about sexing. That sounded fun...

124) Hate Raistlin :)
11-26-2006, 12:57 AM
Freya

125) When posting in a list thread, try not to repeat what others have already said.

You know I don't think the sexing people up works very well.:D
11-26-2006, 01:15 AM
SammieBabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lekana

You know I don't think the sexing people up works very well.:D

I didn't say it worked. I said it sounded fun...;)
11-26-2006, 01:40 AM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.
11-26-2006, 01:42 AM
Meat Puppet

I would say “more and more” beats “often.”

After some research, I have discovered a method from El Cid itself. This method was confirmed by Yamaneko.

[q=Cid]The important thing is to post more and more and bring your post count up.[/q]
[q=Yamaneko]That's how I got on staff.[/q]

Glad I could help. All the best wishes to those on the path to becoming a Cid's Knight!

This is 126.

EDIT: Better add a link to the thread; can’t have anyone pulling that context trick on me.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=49759

Edit. There. That should fix it.
11-26-2006, 01:48 AM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

106. Get a good knights' sleep. :)

Oh you fail at life for that one.

I won't be getting a good night's sleep with a knight for a while now :((((((((
11-26-2006, 03:01 AM
Miriel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

Nah, I'm pretty sure SammieBabe is right on this one, you old fogie.
11-26-2006, 03:33 AM
Yamaneko

No wonder he hates his life.
11-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Quindiana Jones

127) Stay on topic, please.

LOL FUNEH.
11-26-2006, 06:37 PM
Sylvie

128) Never get a boner in the sight of royalty.
11-26-2006, 08:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

Damn that's me out.
11-26-2006, 09:29 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

Nah, I'm pretty sure SammieBabe is right on this one, you old fogie.

Who you calling old, whelp?

Hmm. General combatitiveness.
11-27-2006, 06:35 AM
Dell

129) Die a horrible death.
11-27-2006, 06:38 AM
Citizen Bleys

I like the way Dell is thinking. Everyone should try that one right away.
11-27-2006, 07:17 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

Blah, blah blah. I'm going with Sammie on this one.
11-27-2006, 07:22 AM
Madonna

130) Have Raistlin and HMAU run a campaign for you.

http://www.akusui.net/_lynxoma/_leec...an01prelim.gif
11-27-2006, 08:57 AM
Quindiana Jones

131) KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! *casts Fire* KILL! KILL! KILL!
11-27-2006, 11:30 AM
Endless

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.

No. Just no. -Yams
11-27-2006, 01:43 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

124) Hate Raistlin :)

He was a CK when I joined, and he stepped down voluntarily.

I was an admin for 3 years and I'm a friend of his.

It's okay, Bleys. They're all in denial. :love: (that and you missed out on all the fun I've had at their expense :D)

Lynx's answer is obviously the most correct.
11-27-2006, 03:10 PM
Dell

132) Jump off from a high tower and hope an admin/CK will save you at the bottom.
11-27-2006, 05:01 PM
Denmark

previousnumber++.)

sit alone in your bedroom for many hours each night, hoping and praying to your God and Jesus and all those saviors that maybe someday, some beautiful morning you'll log into your favorite final fantasy forum and see a little blue title under your username reading: "Cid's Knight" and you see that all your hard work has finally paid off, and now is the time to put your new plan into motion, so you may feel the joy of possibly, one day, being an: Administrator and then eventually throwing your forum life away to garner the coveted Former Staff title, when your life will finally be complete. but it won't be complete. you can't spend all your life on a forum just to throw it away like that. so you start posting again. you do some Site Staff work, eventually gaining yourself the Administrator AND Super Site Staff titles, then feeling that your life is finally complete, and you can live like this forever, being extraspecialcool in every way possible, and you realize that all those years of cutting your wrists late at night because you didn't have any friends which led to your discovery of this internet forum have finally, FINALLY gotten you something useful.

the colors are probably not all correct. i guessed.
11-27-2006, 10:31 PM
Endless

Quote:

Originally Posted by Endless

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

n) Don't post pictures of unattractive old men in tutus.

No. Just no. -Yams

He's not even in tutus.
:(
11-28-2006, 06:47 AM
Dell

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denmark

previousnumber++.)

sit alone in your bedroom for many hours each night, hoping and praying to your God and Jesus and all those saviors that maybe someday, some beautiful morning you'll log into your favorite final fantasy forum and see a little blue title under your username reading: "Cid's Knight" and you see that all your hard work has finally paid off, and now is the time to put your new plan into motion, so you may feel the joy of possibly, one day, being an: Administrator and then eventually throwing your forum life away to garner the coveted Former Staff title, when your life will finally be complete. but it won't be complete. you can't spend all your life on a forum just to throw it away like that. so you start posting again. you do some Site Staff work, eventually gaining yourself the Administrator AND Super Site Staff titles, then feeling that your life is finally complete, and you can live like this forever, being extraspecialcool in every way possible, and you realize that all those years of cutting your wrists late at night because you didn't have any friends which led to your discovery of this internet forum have finally, FINALLY gotten you something useful.

the colors are probably not all correct. i guessed.

Senior Site Staff.

134) Drink Blood.

135) Report every bad post.
11-28-2006, 06:48 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

136. Offer sacrifices to each of the admins and hope for the best.
11-28-2006, 07:00 AM
Denmark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dell

Senior Site Staff.

Super sounds hella cooler, and I move that the title should be changed to that.

137.) Never, ever, ever use 13375p33|< (seriously, anyway)
138.) Don't fret.
139.) Don't sob.

(just do a half-assed jooooooooob~)

140.) Quote popular culture, making it relevant to the topic at hand.
11-28-2006, 07:22 AM
Monster Hunt

141) Warn people about and such- of course trying not to ruin the fun intentionally.

142) Don't act too arrogant
11-28-2006, 04:16 PM
Quindiana Jones

143) Go clay pigeon shooting with Loony BoB. Chocobo no like teh pigeons. :mad2:

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