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11-23-2006, 09:28 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

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It's the Ciddies' 5th Anniversary! And we're celebrating! With more Ciddies!
The Ciddies
5th Anniversary Limited Edition

Happy Thanksgiving, AmeriCanada! Happy [date], rest of the world! It's good to be home. :) The guy who gets more ladies than a certain new member tells us he gets is back in action! I can hardly believe it's been five years since the Ciddies began, and still getting stronger every year, too... awesome. Things are looking to carry on that way this time around, with a lot of new members looking to make a name for themselves and, of course, an ever-growing pool of previous winners looking to add to their collections. This time there have been a few changes, though, as ever. Here's a run-down on what's changed...
- Most notably, the amount of time you've been at EoFF to qualify for the Veteran or Regular Ciddies has changed. During these Ciddies, it will be done by year - If you registered in 2006, you're a Newbie. 2005? Regular. 2004 and earlier makes a Veteran. Of course, this excludes those in the special groups.
- Out have gone a few famous MLT Ciddies. The bus and duo awards have officially been left out this time around, for the first time since the Ciddies began. This is due to popular demand more than anything, and they may (as with any award) return in future Ciddies.
- The 35/15 split between main awards and MLT's has been changed to 40/10 for these Ciddies.
- Up to eleven of these Ciddies are new awards, including a Most Improved Ciddie which I hope will become a regular award down the years.
- For those who are picky about such things, I've created a small template file which comes with formatting for your nominations, find it attached to this post.
...amongst other changes which I'll let you know about later. Finally, as with last time, if you are interested in presenting a speech about an award, please let me know. Note that you can't pick and choose which speech you present just now, I just want to know how many people are interested. With all that said, let's get down to business.

Nominating has now closed.

And the Ciddies are...

1) Best Member
2) Best Male
3) Best Female
4) Best Admin (no nominations)
5) Best Cid's Knight (no nominations)
6) Best Site Staff (no nominations)
7) Best Recognized Member/Former Staff (see rule #11) (THE LIST THE LIST THE LIST IT'S HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL READ THE LIST AND IF THEY ARE NOT ON THE LIST YOU CAN'T NOMINATE THEM FOR THIS ONE)
8) Best Veteran (see rule #11)
9) Best Regular (see rule #11)
10) Best Newbie (see rule #11)
11) Nicest Member
12) Evilest Member
13) Sexiest Male
14) Sexiest Female
15) Cutest Male
16) Cutest Female
17) Best Custom Rank (this might help)
18) Best Avatar
19) Best Signature
20) Best Artist
21) Best Graphic Designer
22) Best Writer
23) Best Poet
24) Best Poster
25) Best Spammer
26) Best Chatter
27) Funniest Member
28) Weirdest Member
29) Horniest Member
30) Biggest Fanboy/girl
31) Most Normal Member
32) Most Underrated Member
33) Most Improved Member
34) Most Masculine Member
35) Most Feminine Member
36) Most Missed Member
37) Most Helpful Gamer
38) Most Helpful Techy
39) Most Helpful Member
40) Cutest Couple (see rule #13)

Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
42) Get Banned
43) Succeed
44) Fail
45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time (see rule #14) (past Ciddies winners)
46) Be voting for RSL in every category
47) Not be able to get their fingers out of a finger trap
48) Cry when the whale jumps over the boy in Free Willy
49) Lead a rebellion against the staff
50) Get Together (see rule #15)

Nominating has now closed.

And now for the fine print.

Rule #1 - You can nominate yourself for no more than two awards, excluding Cutest Couple.
Rule #2 - You can nominate any one member for no more than five awards, excluding Cutest Couple.
Rule #3 - Do not post your nominations - PM them.
Rule #4 - PM nominations to Award Guy, not Loony BoB.
Rule #5 - PM your nominations by the closing date.
Rule #6 - Do not spam up the Ciddies Thread with self-advertising.
Rule #7 - You can not nominate more than one person per award. If you do, I'll take the first one you've nominated.
Rule #8 - You can't be nominated for avatar, custom rank and/or sig if you do not have an avatar, custom rank and/or sig - unless you remove them at some time during the Ciddies.
Rule #9 - You can change your avatar, custom rank and/or sig during nominations and finals. This shouldn't cause any major issues, as you can only earn what awards you recieve, be the votes late or early, that's your problem.
Rule #10 - Changes can be made once, and additions can be made however often you like. Please title any PM's with Changes as 'Nomination Changes' or 'Vote Changes', and the same for additions (only 'Additions' should replace 'Changes' in the title. Duh).
Rule #11 - You can only be nominated/voted for one of the 'rank-categorized-awards'. Best Admin, Cid's Knight and Site Staff have automatic entry for all of the obvious included members. Recognized Members AND Former Staff will require nominations - these will be in the same group. All other people who registered between 1999 and 2004 (inclusive) are considered veterans, all other members who registered in 2005 are considered regulars and all other members who registered in 2006 are considered newbies.
Rule #12 You can't nominate a male for any Ciddie with the word 'female' in it, and you can't nominate a female for any Ciddie with the word 'male' in it. If it doesn't have 'male' or 'female' in it, you can nominate a member of either gender.
Rule #13 - People who are NOT currently couples shouldn't be voted as Cutest Couple - this is for people who ARE already couples.
Rule #14 Nominations for Ciddie #45 must NOT be past Ciddies winners.
Rule #15 - People who are currently couples shouldn't be voted as Most Likely To Get Together - this is for people who are NOT already couples. By 'Get Together', I mean 'Become A Couple'.

*deep breath*

Also - You don't have to make nominations for every award.
Also - When nominating, please think not of overall, but purely of the last six months. In other words, if someone was really helpful one year ago, and they don't help much now, they shouldn't get that award. This is purely for the occurances of the last six months!
Also - The Cutest Couple award does not count into the five nominations for another member of your choice, or your self-nominations.
Also - All nominations are strictly confidential - the only other person with access to the Award Guy account is Loony BoB.
In addition to that - You can not publically post your nominations or votes until after the final voting has occurred - a thread can be made for them a bit after the results are shown.
Also - To be nominated into the second round for an award, a member must obtain two nominations in that award. However, should eight members all recieve three nominations, then the cut-off will be raised to three nominations, and the same for eight members recieving four nominations each, and so on. The only exception to this rule will be if only 1-3 members will be cut, meaning it's not worth the change.
Also - I hold the right to reject any nominations/votes for any reason, most often this is that the member hasn't been active in the forums or chatroom in the past six months.
Also - The only Ciddies a banned member can be nominated for are Most Missed and Best Chatter.
Also - For a list of Recognized Members and Former Staff, click here.
Also - For a list of past Ciddies winners, click here.
Also - Award Guy, Election Booth and second accounts are only allowed to be voted for the MLT (Most Likely To...) and Profile (Custom Title, Avatar, Signature) Ciddies.
Also - Banned members are only allowed to be voted for the Best Chatter and Most Missed Member Ciddies.
Also - If a member belongs to more than one group (eg. Former Staff AND Site Staff) then they are eligible ONLY for the first of those groups to appear in the list. This covers Ciddies for Best Admin, Cid's Knight, Site Staff, Recognized Member/Former Staff, Veteran, Regular and Newbie.
Also - Let's keep it fun :) GO! Nominate!

Nominations will close exactly one week after I made this post, or sometime after then when I feel like it (I like to keep it open if I know I can break a records - see below for those 8-)). Or if I'm not there then, it'll be when I next arrive.

Nominating has now closed.

Remember, I am 100% responsible for your satisfaction as a bootcamp participant.

Past Total Nominations
December 2001: 1632 nominations
June 2002: 1591 nominations from 61 members
December 2002: 1635 nominations from 59 members
June 2003: 1651 nominations from 55 members
December 2003: 1837 nominations from 66 members
June 2004: 1693 nominations from 60 members
December 2004: 1973 nominations from 71 members
June 2005: 2277 nominations from 76 members
December 2005: 2394 nominations from 92 members
June 2006: 2610 nominations from 106 members (RECORD!)

Past Total Votes
December 2001: 2817 votes
June 2002: 2753 votes from 64 members
December 2002: 2163 votes from 49 members
June 2003: 3453 votes from 77 members
December 2003: 3466 votes from 87 members
June 2004: 3267 votes from 75 members
December 2004: 3666 votes from 93 members
June 2005: 4678 votes from 107 members
December 2005: 4727 votes from 112 members
June 2006: 5112 votes from 126 members (RECORD!)

The Ciddies are sponsored by Eyes on Final Fantasy, The Ciddies Committee, the Cookie Monster smiley and A Picture Of A Turkey Hitting A Dog. The official song of the 5th Anniversary Ciddies is Europe - The Final Countdown.

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11-23-2006, 09:29 PM
Old Manus

YES
11-23-2006, 09:29 PM
Jess

How do you do it, Manus?

To save anybody else saying it: "Didn't we just have this?!"

Hi Award Guy! :jess:
11-23-2006, 09:30 PM
Shauna

I'M STILL NOT NOMINATING! >=D
11-23-2006, 09:32 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

How do you do it, Manus?

To save anybody else saying it: "Didn't we just have this?!"

Hi Award Guy! :jess:

Pure luck. I seriously just refreshed the page and this was here with no posts :chef: lol magic powerz
11-23-2006, 09:33 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

How do you do it, Manus?

To save anybody else saying it: "Didn't we just have this?!"

Hi Award Guy! :jess:

Hey baby. ;D

I added in a template file. I'm so friendly.
11-23-2006, 09:33 PM
Roto13

It's not Thanksgiving in Canada.
11-23-2006, 09:36 PM
Psychotic

Hahaha, I told Decessus that he wouldn't survive until the Ciddies. The little darling only had one hour to go :laugh:
11-23-2006, 09:36 PM
Levian

I like the new rules and Most Improved is a very good ciddie. :up:

and:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

YES

Damn you! :mad2:
11-23-2006, 09:36 PM
Jess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

How do you do it, Manus?

To save anybody else saying it: "Didn't we just have this?!"

Hi Award Guy! :jess:

Hey baby. ;D

I added in a template file. I'm so friendly.

I missed you! :heart:
11-23-2006, 09:38 PM
Polaris

YAY!!!!! I waited so long for this!
11-23-2006, 09:38 PM
Chemical

Bah Humbug
11-23-2006, 09:40 PM
Chloe.

Oh wow. :bigsmile:
11-23-2006, 09:40 PM
Roto13

Oh shi-

I just nominated decessus for "best spammer" :P
11-23-2006, 09:41 PM
Jigsaw

How does one apply to become a Ciddie? I'm guessin' there are several forms that need to be filled in, and perhaps a series of trials too! (I hope there aren't any water hazards or I'm screwed)
11-23-2006, 09:44 PM
theundeadhero

A vote for Chemical is a simple solution for suicide?
11-23-2006, 09:45 PM
The Devil Man

Yeeeeee Haaaaaa, it's The Ciddies! http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...%202/Hyper.gif

Yeeeeee Haaaaaa!!! http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...%202/Hyper.gif
11-23-2006, 09:48 PM
Sakura

This is my first ciddies yay =]
11-23-2006, 09:51 PM
Rase

Hooray. :)

Looking forward to writing a speech or two again. Oh, and because I'm an annoying nitpicker;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Rule #14 Nominations for Ciddie ~~#41~~ #45 must NOT be past Ciddies winners.

;)
11-23-2006, 09:51 PM
Quindiana Jones

You bastards. I was guaranteed at least one vote for best sig but you lot ruined it! 3 months now!!! IS THAT NOT ENOUGH PUNISHMENT???
11-23-2006, 09:54 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

A vote for Chemicle is a simple solution for suicide?

What are you trying to say exactly? o_-
11-23-2006, 09:55 PM
theundeadhero

Quote:

You bastards. I was guaranteed at least one vote for best sig but you lot ruined it! 3 months now!!! IS THAT NOT ENOUGH PUNISHMENT???

That's what you get for getting caught, criminal!

I'm pretty excited about these ciddies. I was really out of the loop for the last one, so I couldn't really nominate or vote the way it should be done.

Quote:

What are you trying to say exactly? o_-

For one, that I edited my post to spell your name correctly. Otherwise, that your displeasure shown in this thread might mean that you would be unhappy if people voted for you. I'm not allowed to say that I would nominate you for anything :rolleyes2
11-23-2006, 10:04 PM
Quindiana Jones

But 3 months :(

Unknown my ass. You all just hate me.
11-23-2006, 10:05 PM
sephirothishere

did i win???
11-23-2006, 10:10 PM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

For one, that I edited my post to spell your name correctly. Otherwise, that your displeasure shown in this thread might mean that you would be unhappy if people voted for you. I'm not allowed to say that I would nominate you for anything :rolleyes2

Ahh.

Well allow me to explain. Since the Ciddies began I've been an active in demonstrating my disdain for such popular displays of popularity.

Personally I believe that everytime I post I demonstrate my appreciation for every member on this board. It would be counter to my known character to advocate for such systems that promote the social recognition of individuals on a biased nature.

"Best" this and "Best" that, I feel consumed with guilt trying to pick a member who fits this criteria... Essentially everymember is the "best," in their unique manner. This is what makes the boards so addictive... everytime I've left I've always came back and it wasn't for the wonderful site design (good job guys) but because of the people and the conversation.

All in all... every popular function must have its oppositional martyr. I choose to oppose the Ciddies not because I don't want people to have fun but because I place more emphasis and value on our daily interactions as opposed to a single celebritist event.

As for me being unhappy if people voted for me.
Strong as I am, I am only human and as they say Flattery will get you everywhere.
Though I would attempt to remain as humble and indiffernt as possible to the situation.
11-23-2006, 10:12 PM
Quindiana Jones

I couldn't decide on Best Female, Sexiest Female, Cutest Female, or Horniest Member. I wanted to vote for myslef for Horniest Member, because I giggled at member, but had already voted for myself twice. :bigsmile:
11-23-2006, 10:15 PM
Roto13

The member who SHOULD win "horniest member" didn't even get nominated last time.
11-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Miriel

I always like to wait until the veeeery last moment to nominate/vote. :D
11-23-2006, 10:23 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

I always like to wait until the veeeery last moment to nominate/vote. :D

I hope you end up being too late and they'll you be, like, "Oh dash it! Foiled again by my time-telling lackabilities!" and we'll all laugh at you, cruelly.

Then you'll ban us all and get told off. Then, when we're reinstated we'll laugh at you for being told off. It's a vicious cycle really.
11-23-2006, 10:24 PM
Miriel

You really have no idea what you're talking about, man.
11-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Quindiana Jones

Do I ever?

This place rules. It's like a big book with empty pages, waiting to be spammed up. I mean sinsibly posted in.
11-23-2006, 10:58 PM
Breine

Finally.. the Ciddies are back. I had fun nominating :)
11-23-2006, 10:59 PM
Jess

Deciding who to nominate is so hard! :jess:
11-23-2006, 11:18 PM
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

There should be a most likely to become a two dollar crack prostitute award in my opinion!
11-23-2006, 11:24 PM
black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

31) Most Normal Member
33) Most Improved Member

>>> I dont get these awards, can someone explain me what are these?..
11-23-2006, 11:29 PM
Evastio

I hope I get a Ciddie this time. :hyper:

Quote:

Originally Posted by black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

31) Most Normal Member
33) Most Improved Member

>>> I dont get these awards, can someone explain me what are these?..

Most normal member is kind of like the most average member. Someone that doesn't stand out.

The most improved member is the member that has improved the most on EoFF.

I think. :confused:
11-23-2006, 11:32 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Yeah, the person who you see as having improved the most since they registered (or just during the past six months) and the person you feel is the most 'normal' or non-eccentric (ie, not an unusual member in any way).
11-23-2006, 11:33 PM
black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

Most normal member is kind of like the most average member. Someone that doesn't stand out.

>>> But you just dont get awards by being "Average"..:confused:
11-23-2006, 11:35 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

Most normal member is kind of like the most average member. Someone that doesn't stand out.

>>> But you just dont get awards by being "Average"..:confused:

You do now! At least, this one time around, you do.
11-23-2006, 11:35 PM
Psychotic

I think Most Normal should win Best Member by default. Anyone who manages to spend time here without being corrupted into freakdom wins my respect.
11-23-2006, 11:37 PM
Evastio

I thought for sure there'd be a most confused member Ciddie this time. :confused:
11-23-2006, 11:37 PM
black orb

>>> Ok its clear now, thanks..
11-23-2006, 11:40 PM
Tifa's Real Lover(really

i hope im nominated for something:(
11-24-2006, 12:02 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

How do I nominate someone?
11-24-2006, 12:05 AM
White Raven

Cool beans, hopefully we can break the records just set in the last one! :)

I'll fill mine out when I want to procrastinate from my Eurpides essay this weekend.

PS: Hopefully my streak of 10 Ciddies without anything continues. :cool:

:)
11-24-2006, 12:11 AM
Yamaneko

Congrats to all the winners.
11-24-2006, 12:14 AM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think Most Normal should win Best Member by default. Anyone who manages to spend time here without being corrupted into freakdom wins my respect.

*eats a baby*
11-24-2006, 12:26 AM
escobert

just for the record, I sold all my cars then got some gas.
11-24-2006, 12:27 AM
Rase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

How do I nominate someone?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Rule #3 - Do not post your nominations - PM them.
Rule #4 - PM nominations to Award Guy, not Loony BoB.
11-24-2006, 12:28 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

Got it.
11-24-2006, 01:05 AM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

*eats a baby*

Hsu?
11-24-2006, 01:14 AM
Rye

Omg, omg, omg. I'm so excited! Ciddie tiiiime! :jess:
11-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Avarice-ness

I've been scarred of Award Guys head for a bit now. I wonder how much a ciddie is worth on Ebay...

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think Most Normal should win Best Member by default. Anyone who manages to spend time here without being corrupted into freakdom wins my respect.

*eats a baby*

*gives BBQ sauce, and feasts with Roto*
11-24-2006, 01:36 AM
Roto13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

I've been scarred of Award Guys head for a bit now. I wonder how much a ciddie is worth on Ebay...

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think Most Normal should win Best Member by default. Anyone who manages to spend time here without being corrupted into freakdom wins my respect.

*eats a baby*

*gives BBQ sauce, and feasts with Roto*

Back off.

Get your own baby.
11-24-2006, 01:42 AM
Avarice-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

I've been scarred of Award Guys head for a bit now. I wonder how much a ciddie is worth on Ebay...

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think Most Normal should win Best Member by default. Anyone who manages to spend time here without being corrupted into freakdom wins my respect.

*eats a baby*

*gives BBQ sauce, and feasts with Roto*

Back off.

Get your own baby.

*throws her ring at him*
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M LETTING YOU NOT LET ME EAT BABIES WITH YOU! *flails her arms out and runs off*
11-24-2006, 01:47 AM
Roto13

lol flail more
11-24-2006, 02:28 AM
Avarice-ness

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

lol flail more

Is there a chance to win "Most abused EoFFer" ?
I'd prolly when that one. :(
11-24-2006, 03:11 AM
Jessweeee♪

w00tcakes!!!
Oh...I'll probably forget to send my nominations again...and then not win one as punishment...
XD
11-24-2006, 03:28 AM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

*eats a baby*

Hsu?

Hey he's mine.
11-24-2006, 04:14 AM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

*eats a baby*

Hsu?

Hey he's mine.

That has nothing to do with what I said.
11-24-2006, 04:16 AM
Shiny

There are normal members here?
11-24-2006, 04:18 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

There are normal members here?

Yes. :bigsmile:
11-24-2006, 04:20 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

There are normal members here?

Define "normal."
11-24-2006, 05:15 AM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

*eats a baby*

Hsu?

Hey he's mine.

That has nothing to do with what I said.

No, it has EVERYTHING to do with it!
11-24-2006, 05:31 AM
Jigsaw

Most normal probably has to be the person who has been there the least!
11-24-2006, 05:32 AM
Jessweeee♪

Anyone who hasn't ever been nominated for a ciddie.
11-24-2006, 05:34 AM
XxSephirothxX

Woo Ciddies. I'll try to stay interested for at least two days this time.
11-24-2006, 06:56 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Most notably, the amount of time you've been at EoFF to qualify for the Veteran or Regular Ciddies has changed. During these Ciddies, it will be done by year - If you registered in 2006, you're a Newbie. 2005? Regular. 2004 and earlier makes a Veteran. Of course, this excludes those in the special groups.

Sweet i'm a veteran now! Not one ciddie to my name either.... damn you government, I know it's your fault. I think I'll have fun this year with this. Hopefully.....
11-24-2006, 07:17 AM
Twilight Edge

It's teh Ciddies!

I want one............
11-24-2006, 07:23 AM
Slade

The Ciddies again.....I'll probably take part this time. Maybe I'll even get myself one. I've been here long enough :rolleyes2
11-24-2006, 07:26 AM
Shlup

It's a SHAM!!
11-24-2006, 07:29 AM
Jessweeee♪

.....there should totally be a Ciddie song.
11-24-2006, 07:39 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

.....there should totally be a Ciddie song.

Do not put ideas in their heads.
11-24-2006, 07:42 AM
Yamaneko

Shlup can't win best admin. :D
11-24-2006, 07:58 AM
The Captain

I forgot about these. Should be fun.

Take care all.
11-24-2006, 08:23 AM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

.....there should totally be a Ciddie song.

About six months ago...
I can still remember
How those awards used to make me giddy.
And I knew if I took good notes
That I could get those extra votes
And, maybe, I'd win my first Ciddie.

But November made me shake
With every post that I’d make.
For it to get under way;
I couldn’t wait one more day.

My reaction I can’t remember,
When I read the results of Best Member,
But something touched me last December,
During that Ciddies splendor.

So bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Did you write your nominations,
And send them in with exclamations,
After Strider told you to?
Did you think Trumpet Theif was wierd,
Can you find sexiness in RSL's beard,
And can you teach me how to spam like ShlupMoo?

Well, I know that you love each other,
`cause I voted you most likely to get together.
Can you imagine that,
You beat out RSL and his hat.

I was a lonely teenage forums noob
With a dark red font and my grammar crude,
But I knew I was in for a ruse
During that Ciddies splendor.

I started singin’,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Now for four years he's been giving us
Awards for getting run over by a bus,
And that’s the way it'll always be.
When Reno joked for Shlup and Cid,
With the wit he borrowed from Del Snizz
And the help that came from Archie,

Oh, and while Loony BoB's noms were down,
Del Murder stole his Best Member crown.
The chatroom was adored;
With KB's first award.
And while Nicky read a poem of eest,
The W-Boats spammed in GC,
And Chaos went from cute to sexy
During that Ciddies splendor.

We were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
And singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Crazy Bleysie in a summer hazing.
Matty Pie! flew off with the Cutest praising,
Two times won and standing tall.
CD landed out of the race.
The newbies pushed for a Ciddies taste,
With The Captain ending posts with 'Take care all'.

Now the chat room air was sweet suspense
While Award Guy played out the events.
We all logged in to spam,
Oh, perhaps she is a man!
'cause Big D tried to take Best Knight;
But Leeza put up too much fight.
Do you recall BoB's longest night
During that Ciddies splendor?

We started singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Oh, and there we were all in one thread,
A message board after Cid's head
With no time left to vote again.
So come on: Joel be corny, and horny as well!
See Spiff with his tiger RSL
Cause Xander is Lindy’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him in his text
My eyes were on the winner next.
No ordinary man
Could type so fast with one hand.
And as the pages climbed high into the night
To check if Psy predicted right,
I saw kishi laughing with delight
During that Ciddies splendor.

He was singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

I met an artist respected most
And we asked him for his crucial votes,
But he just shook his head at us.
I downloaded the Excel list
Where I’d read about Ciddies missed,
Even The Man could be arsed to give a fuss.

And in the forums: the newbies spammed,
The couples *died*, and the writers planned.
But not a word was posted;
The winners all were toasted.
And the three members I esteem:
The Captain, BoB, and Big D,
They read the last Most Likely to Be
During that Ciddies splendor.

And they were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

They were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.
11-24-2006, 08:26 AM
Jessweeee♪

yay!
11-24-2006, 08:30 AM
Clouded Sky

I really feel like finding a MIDI and recording that tomorrow. Oh mans.
11-24-2006, 08:32 AM
The Captain

Why do I have the feeling that if you had enough drinks in you Tony, or maybe none at all, that you'd sing that to a crowd of people?

Don McLean should be proud.

Take care all.
11-24-2006, 08:36 AM
Del Murder

Get me a case of Vanilla Coke and we'll talk.
11-24-2006, 08:38 AM
The Captain

Diet or regular?

I'd also like to see what you'd make of Alice's Restaurant.

Take care all.
11-24-2006, 08:42 AM
Freya

Only Del Murder could entertain us so.
11-24-2006, 08:57 AM
Dell

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.........

Ooo, Ciddies! I'll send mine NOW!
11-24-2006, 09:00 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Man, by Ciddie standards, I'm like a super veteran or something.
11-24-2006, 10:01 AM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Man, by Ciddie standards, I'm like a super veteran or something.

Obviously you've not seen Raistlin.
11-24-2006, 11:26 AM
Roto13

He's a newbie at heart.
11-24-2006, 11:42 AM
Zidane Ultimate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Get me a case of Vanilla Coke and we'll talk.

I had almost forgotten about the greatness that is Vanilla coke, I can still get it somewhere in this god forsaken country, but no one else likes me ;_;
11-24-2006, 12:44 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

621 nominations from 22 members so far. Keep 'em coming! :)
11-24-2006, 12:57 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Man, by Ciddie standards, I'm like a super veteran or something.

Obviously you've not seen Raistlin.

NothernChaosGod should count his blessings that Raist is on vacation right now. xD

I will get to my nominations soon. This is so exciting! :)
11-24-2006, 02:08 PM
Owen Macwere

Excellent. Finally it came and this time I can nomonate tons of people. :D
11-24-2006, 02:26 PM
The Devil Man

It's as obvious as a slap in the face who I am gonna pick for Best Cid's Knight.

But I need clarity on one thing.

Where can I vote for Leeza and ShlupQuack? I'm sure it's been discussed somewhere, can't remember where.

Do both Leeza and ShlupQuack come under the 'Best Adminstrator' category? Or can members only vote for them in some other category?
11-24-2006, 02:29 PM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Leeza will be listed with the Administrators, however ShlupQuack has only been promoted very recently and, as with previous Ciddies where such a thing happened, she will be listed with her previous group - in this case, Former Staff (and Recognized Members).
11-24-2006, 02:32 PM
The Devil Man

Thank's Award Guy, you've made my Nomination Process a whole lot easier! http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p.../Celebrate.gif

I'll get my votes to you this evening!http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...%202/Hyper.gif
11-24-2006, 03:04 PM
Jowy

kay, go nuts danny-boy. ;D

And if you need a hand sorting out the awards, let me know kthx. <3
11-24-2006, 04:22 PM
Quindiana Jones

I think there should be a "Most Likely To be mauled by a badger" award.
11-24-2006, 04:26 PM
theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?
11-24-2006, 04:29 PM
McLovin'

One time at band camp.
11-24-2006, 05:05 PM
Rase

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?

Oh ye of little faith.
11-24-2006, 05:12 PM
McLovin'

"I been involved with badgers for 24 years now and I've never heard of anything like this."

That made me snort.
11-24-2006, 05:17 PM
Anaisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?

I knew a woman, who had a son, an her son was attacked by a Badger. It ravaged his leg.
11-24-2006, 05:23 PM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus of Zeal

One time at band camp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rase

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?

Oh ye of little faith.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anaisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

Has anyone ever been assualted by a badger before?

I knew a woman, who had a son, an her son was attacked by a Badger. It ravaged his leg.

You have your answer
11-24-2006, 05:23 PM
Dr Unne

[qq=Yamaneko]Congrats to all the winners.[/qq]
I will destroy you.

[qq=Del Murder]...
Now for four years he's been giving us
Awards for getting run over by a bus,
And that’s the way it'll always be.
...[/qq]
Not any more, apparently. This Ciddies will be the "Let's take a big crap on tradition" Ciddies, I guess.

The song was magical. And yet strangely horrifying.
11-24-2006, 05:25 PM
Jessweeee♪

I DEMAND someone sends me an audio clip of them singing the Ciddie Song!
11-24-2006, 05:27 PM
bipper

I need a good ego stroking this year :( The cidies are never kind.
11-24-2006, 05:30 PM
Owen Macwere

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

I DEMAND someone sends me an audio clip of them singing the Ciddie Song!

I didn't know that the Ciddies have a song!.
11-24-2006, 05:31 PM
Jessweeee♪

Check Page three!
11-24-2006, 05:40 PM
Bahamut2000X

Woot ciddies! Maybe I'll last past the nomination round for once. >.>

Well then time for my typical waiting for the last minute to turn in my nominations. <.<

Oh and no bus and corressponding awards makes me saddened. T_T
11-24-2006, 05:41 PM
Jessweeee♪

.....I was hoping to be nominated for the Bus thing this year x.x
11-24-2006, 06:01 PM
Tasura

Ciddies eh? *nominates* I for one know I wont win normalest, for the whole fact that I'm me. :D
11-24-2006, 06:04 PM
RiseToFall

I'll send in my votes tonight. All that turkey from yesterday made me extremely lazy today.
11-24-2006, 06:05 PM
themagicroundabout

Whoa, I only just noticed this. Not been in General Chat in a while. :|
I shall nominate straight away!
11-24-2006, 06:10 PM
Agent Proto

Ciddies, oh boy!

I do wonder, if I will get anything this time around. I'm not completely sure, I haven't been very active very lately, so I may have to suffer this time around. D:
11-24-2006, 06:16 PM
kikimm

Can't we just skip straight to the voting
11-24-2006, 06:23 PM
McLovin'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

.....I was hoping to be nominated for the Bus thing this year x.x

:eek: Self Advertsing!
11-24-2006, 06:24 PM
Jessweeee♪

ah...there's no bus category!
11-24-2006, 06:57 PM
Quindiana Jones

One of the best threads I could have ever made was posted in a stupid spamfesty thing. I suck. :(

"Most Likely To engage in sexual activities with a llama."
11-24-2006, 07:33 PM
Sefie1999AD

Great, Ciddies again. :) Now I can finally win MLT Never Win a Ciddie... oh wait, it still isn't an award? :mad: Sorry if this was asked already, but is there any kind of list about people who are currently couples in EoFF? It's quite hard to nominate when I don't know who's dating who.
11-24-2006, 07:39 PM
Jessweeee♪

That would be nice.
11-24-2006, 07:40 PM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

"Most Likely To engage in sexual activities with a llama."

There's too many members to pick from. :[

I wanna vote. I'm registered, now c'mon. :|
11-24-2006, 07:46 PM
Jessweeee♪

=O

I sent my nominations!

Oh..my...gosh...
11-24-2006, 08:00 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD

Great, Ciddies again. :) Now I can finally win MLT Never Win a Ciddie... oh wait, it still isn't an award? :mad: Sorry if this was asked already, but is there any kind of list about people who are currently couples in EoFF? It's quite hard to nominate when I don't know who's dating who.

Yeah, I'd like that list too. I know about 4 couples, but you never know with people breaking up and such so suddenly.
11-24-2006, 08:24 PM
Clouded Sky

Oh nominations. I suppose I had better get on that.
11-24-2006, 08:28 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

There are normal members here?

The closest this place comes to normal is Bleys. Make of that what you will.
11-24-2006, 08:36 PM
themagicroundabout

1 Attachment(s)

I hope Del Murder doesn't butcher me for this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

I DEMAND someone sends me an audio clip of them singing the Ciddie Song!

Sorry, but I was too lazy to do the whole song.
11-24-2006, 08:38 PM
Jessweeee♪

XDDD That was awesome!
11-24-2006, 08:42 PM
Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer

Hummm...what about a most likely to become a serial popcorn eater?
11-24-2006, 08:42 PM
Sefie1999AD

Yay, thanks for the song, themagicroundabout! :)
11-24-2006, 09:00 PM
Captain Maxx Power

As per I won't nominate or recommend myself for nomination, and neither shall I nominate anyone else in particular. However, I will vote for everyone and champion any award I myself am voted for.
11-24-2006, 09:12 PM
Elite Lord Sigma

Well, it's that time of year again, isn't it? Time for me to get ignored and get nominated for nothing, as usual...
11-24-2006, 09:18 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma

Well, it's that time of year again, isn't it? Time for me to get ignored and get nominated for nothing, as usual...

... and you are?
11-24-2006, 09:23 PM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma

Well, it's that time of year again, isn't it? Time for me to get ignored and get nominated for nothing, as usual...

That's no way to get nominated for a Ciddie!
11-24-2006, 09:25 PM
Khaotic

I would just like to say I love you all, and I think you're all great.

That is all. Thank you.
11-24-2006, 09:28 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elite Lord Sigma

Well, it's that time of year again, isn't it? Time for me to get ignored and get nominated for nothing, as usual...

That's no way to get nominated for a Ciddie!

Jesse has the right attitude. ;) Be happy.

As for Mr. Huxing MILF, you sound too much like Wesley. Cease action or be tongue whipped. :jess:
11-24-2006, 09:35 PM
Mittopotahis

Ciddies time! Yay!
No bus awards? Well that ruins my plan :(.
I look forward to this one. I might actually be able to stay up for longer and watch it this time. xD
11-24-2006, 09:36 PM
themagicroundabout

Thank you, Jesse1 and Sephiroth1999AD, you two make my life worth living.
11-24-2006, 09:38 PM
Shauna

:D Well, good luck for the nominations, everyone! :D
11-24-2006, 09:45 PM
Old Manus

It's like the Oscars, except with bigger celebrities
11-24-2006, 10:02 PM
Clouded Sky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

It's like the Oscars, except with bigger celebrities

How much do you weigh Manus!?! :confused:
11-24-2006, 10:39 PM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by themagicroundabout

Thank you, Jesse1 and Sephiroth1999AD, you two make my life worth living.

No, no, no, thank YOU.
I will be nominating you for a ciddie.
11-24-2006, 10:50 PM
kikimm

Come on, stop wallowing in self-pity. That's silly. None of that! THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT.

So if I can manage to make...7 or 8 nominations a day, I'll have them in before the deadline. That's not too bad. I've already got 3.
11-24-2006, 10:51 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Man, by Ciddie standards, I'm like a super veteran or something.

Obviously you've not seen Raistlin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Man, by Ciddie standards, I'm like a super veteran or something.

Obviously you've not seen Raistlin.

NothernChaosGod should count his blessings that Raist is on vacation right now. xD

I will get to my nominations soon. This is so exciting! :)

Thanks for making me feel really good about myself. :cry:
11-24-2006, 10:56 PM
The Captain

Seriously, this isn't about worrying about your level of popularity so much as it's just having some fun. Just because you don't get nominated or you don't win doesn't mean you're not an important part of this community by any means.

Take care all.
11-24-2006, 11:17 PM
Xander

Cool. I'm looking forward to nominating now, since it kinda feels the first one, with so many new members since I've been back and only being able to remember the past six months..xD I have people in mind alreaaady :D *goes to nominate*
11-24-2006, 11:21 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by clouded sky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

It's like the Oscars, except with bigger celebrities

How much do you weigh Manus!?! :confused:

4 stone

I beat anorexia :(
11-24-2006, 11:28 PM
Jessweeee♪

If you want to be nominated, you can nominate yourself, get your friends to nominate you, or just get out there and be recognized :D
Even if you don't even get nominated, they're still fun!
11-24-2006, 11:35 PM
Freya

After I sent out my nominations i'm all trolling the boards and I keep coming across people I forgot to nominate but i can't fit in anywhere in mine without changing them, I already like my pickins.
11-24-2006, 11:41 PM
Citizen Bleys

a year as a Knight and 3 years as an admin don't qualify me as former staff?

DISCLAIMER: I am posting this to be an ass.
11-24-2006, 11:43 PM
Levian

Which reminds me that we should have a Nicest Ass ciddie next year.
11-24-2006, 11:58 PM
Rye

I wanted someone else to post the couples list so I know who to nominate, but no one will, so I won't be lazy. I'll list the few I knew, and then you all can add to it, mmkay? :)

Cid & Cid's Wife
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
ShlupQuack & ButThePoncho (married, JA?)
rubah & Hsu
Miriel & Del Murder
Rye (meee) & Raistlin
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana ~~& Kishi~~
Gir & linkskywalker (I loves me some StephaNick <3)
~~Joel and Kane~~
11-25-2006, 12:03 AM
Xander

Steph and Myles but I like totally forget their usernames.. :(
11-25-2006, 12:04 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xander

Steph and Myles but I like totally forget their usernames.. :(

Yeah! I remembered them but I forgot Myle's username so I figured I'd wait until someone reminded me. Steph's is Fuzakeru though. :)
11-25-2006, 12:05 AM
kikimm

I thought it was Vashyman or something. Unless he changed it?
11-25-2006, 12:12 AM
Khaotic

Oompa loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat
I don't like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompadee dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will love in happiness too
Like the oompa loompa doompadee do
Doompadee doo
11-25-2006, 12:14 AM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

a year as a Knight and 3 years as an admin don't qualify me as former staff?

Who ARE you, anyway?
11-25-2006, 12:17 AM
Spatvark

I claim discrimination against me! I'm former staff but not on the candidate list. Bastard ;_;
11-25-2006, 12:21 AM
Xander

Hmm, succeed and fail. At what? At life? At posting? XD Tricky.
11-25-2006, 01:49 AM
theundeadhero

Bleys, you have to have the former staff title to be included in that group for the ciddies. Spatty, your in the SS category. You can only be in one category. Newbies.
11-25-2006, 02:23 AM
rubah

wtp are you weirdos
11-25-2006, 02:24 AM
Acid Raine

These popularity contests are unhealthy to those with fragile mentality and those with inferiority complexes. :mad2:
11-25-2006, 03:34 AM
Miriel

I'm gonna start deleting the "no one loves me, I'm not popular on the internet :(:(:(" posts. Suck it up, people! Either cheer up or pretend to cheer up. No one likes sad faces around Ciddies time. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s01/attack.gif
11-25-2006, 03:53 AM
Misfit

No one loves me, I'm not popular on the internet. :( :( :( :(
11-25-2006, 03:53 AM
Jessweeee♪

That's a sure way to avoid a Ciddie nomination.
11-25-2006, 03:54 AM
I Took the Red Pill

Wow, the gap in between this and the last Ciddies seemed really short this time around.
11-25-2006, 04:23 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

No one loves me, I'm not popular on the internet. :( :( :( :(

It's funny 'cause it's true. :D
11-25-2006, 04:24 AM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

No one loves me, I'm not popular on the internet. :( :( :( :(

It's funny 'cause it's true. :D

All except the part where you love me, snookums. :love:
11-25-2006, 04:25 AM
Christmas

I know for sure no one loves NANNY MANUS. :bigsmile:
11-25-2006, 04:44 AM
Khaotic

HAHA!

. . .

. . .

. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . . . . . .

...yeah.. I got nothing. Good luck maybe? Hurray for all! All for one and none for all? I didn't say that right.... sigh... I'm sorry... please forgive me..
11-25-2006, 04:46 AM
Avarice-ness

Oodles of Noodles~

:razz:

*shuffles off*
11-25-2006, 04:49 AM
Jessweeee♪

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodles
11-25-2006, 05:26 AM
Madonna
11-25-2006, 05:43 AM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

No one loves me, I'm not popular on the internet. :( :( :( :(

She's got a point.
11-25-2006, 06:58 AM
Clouded Sky

Cheer UP and Cheer ON! Huzzah.
11-25-2006, 07:17 AM
Dell

Let's have a healthy ciddies.

SFSKDFWHESFLAMFWRIUFWELRIRFMDSF!
11-25-2006, 07:19 AM
Zeromus_X

Oh, these look fun. :) I haven't participated in these yet. :cat:
11-25-2006, 07:20 AM
Dell

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeromus_X

Oh, these look fun. :) I haven't participated in these yet. :cat:

YOU BETTER! :D
11-25-2006, 09:10 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

1035 nominations from 37 members so far. :)

And sure, when the Ciddies feedback thread is up last time, nobody backs me up for keeping the bus awards while everyone says to remove them, but NOW they all show up. I feel most sorry for Mitto who had been looking to do some snazzy speeches for them since the last time around. He'll have to wait six months now!

Thanks to the people who have been helping out with answering questions. :)

And Jesse1 is right, if you go around crying about how nobody likes you etc, you tend to get crap all out of it. Over the years, I've found people are much more likely to nominate people who aren't sounding miserable or negative. :p

Thanks to all those who have nominated so far!
11-25-2006, 09:52 AM
Resha

I've been a good person and nominated early this time. >=) Unlike LAST time when I think I lazed around until the deadline was done and gone. lolololita.
11-25-2006, 09:55 AM
Chloe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

I know for sure no one loves NANNY MANUS. :bigsmile:

I do. :bigsmile:
11-25-2006, 10:32 AM
Xander

Can you explaaain about succeed and fail more cos I missed thooose XD And um I think I wanna change one *indecisiveee*
11-25-2006, 10:48 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xander

Can you explaaain about succeed and fail more cos I missed thooose XD

Those are open to interpretation. :) And your change was fine~
11-25-2006, 10:52 AM
The Devil Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xander

Can you explaaain about succeed and fail more cos I missed thooose XD

Those are open to interpretation. :) And your change was fine~

My own interpretation is:

Succeed: most likely to succeed at life. :)

Fail: most likely to fail at life :crying:

And the choice of nominations for 'Fail' is endless! :hyper:
11-25-2006, 10:53 AM
Christmas

Marick will win if he is still around. :(
11-25-2006, 06:32 PM
White Raven

*nominates*

:)
11-25-2006, 07:40 PM
smittenkitten

Finally nominated for the Ciddies yay! Seriously Daniel at my back all the time... "You have to vote come on, 10 more to go! Such a demanding man. ;)
11-25-2006, 08:03 PM
Levian

I'm personally glad we dropped the bus awards. They're pretty old by now and they're pretty boring too. Winning a busdriver ciddie? I wouldn't be able to brag about that for longer than maybe a week or two. Being hit by a bus is better, but it got replaced by a similar one anyway. (Fingertrap) The nominees are pretty much a mix of the nominees from MLT be banned and Weirdest member anyway. I still think there's more very similar awards there but whatever, the ciddies are the bomb.
11-25-2006, 08:05 PM
Chemical

Kawaii Ryûkishi + Chemical

He just doesn't know it yet.

This is a hypothetical projection of what our wedding will be like.

and kid.
11-25-2006, 08:07 PM
Owen Macwere

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

I'm personally glad we dropped the bus awards. They're pretty old by now and they're pretty boring too. Winning a busdriver ciddie? I wouldn't be able to brag about that for longer than maybe a week or two. Being hit by a bus is better, but it got replaced by a similar one anyway. (Fingertrap) The nominees are pretty much a mix of the nominees from MLT be banned and Weirdest member anyway. I still think there's more very similar awards there but whatever, the ciddies are the bomb.

Yes I agree. Some awards look so much alike. XD
11-25-2006, 08:09 PM
Miriel

If anyone wants to be nominated for stuff, I'm very open to bribes.
11-25-2006, 08:15 PM
Yamaneko

Your nominations don't count. They're stained in blood.
11-25-2006, 08:27 PM
NINJA_Ryu

ill pay you very very handsomely

5 doughnuts, a tire, and a piece of string!

what do you say?
11-26-2006, 12:45 AM
Mittopotahis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Award Guy

I feel most sorry for Mitto who had been looking to do some snazzy speeches for them since the last time around. He'll have to wait six months now!

That's fine, gives me even more time to prepare ;).
Looks like I should nominate now. *nominates*
11-26-2006, 01:14 AM
Khaotic

Miriel do you like candy?
11-26-2006, 01:27 AM
oddler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roto13

Oh shi-

I just nominated decessus for "best spammer" :P

Ah, crap. I just did that, too. :(
11-26-2006, 02:00 AM
escobert

I may nominate if I feel the urge.
11-26-2006, 04:17 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roto13

Oh shi-

I just nominated decessus for "best spammer" :P

I was going to nominate him for that, but he was banned.

Then I nominated you. :bigsmile:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse1

.....there should totally be a Ciddie song.

About six months ago...
I can still remember
How those awards used to make me giddy.
And I knew if I took good notes
That I could get those extra votes
And, maybe, I'd win my first Ciddie.

But November made me shake
With every post that I’d make.
For it to get under way;
I couldn’t wait one more day.

My reaction I can’t remember,
When I read the results of Best Member,
But something touched me last December,
During that Ciddies splendor.

So bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Did you write your nominations,
And send them in with exclamations,
After Strider told you to?
Did you think Trumpet Theif was wierd,
Can you find sexiness in RSL's beard,
And can you teach me how to spam like ShlupMoo?

Well, I know that you love each other,
`cause I voted you most likely to get together.
Can you imagine that,
You beat out RSL and his hat.

I was a lonely teenage forums noob
With a dark red font and my grammar crude,
But I knew I was in for a ruse
During that Ciddies splendor.

I started singin’,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Now for four years he's been giving us
Awards for getting run over by a bus,
And that’s the way it'll always be.
When Reno joked for Shlup and Cid,
With the wit he borrowed from Del Snizz
And the help that came from Archie,

Oh, and while Loony BoB's noms were down,
Del Murder stole his Best Member crown.
The chatroom was adored;
With KB's first award.
And while Nicky read a poem of eest,
The W-Boats spammed in GC,
And Chaos went from cute to sexy
During that Ciddies splendor.

We were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
And singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Crazy Bleysie in a summer hazing.
Matty Pie! flew off with the Cutest praising,
Two times won and standing tall.
CD landed out of the race.
The newbies pushed for a Ciddies taste,
With The Captain ending posts with 'Take care all'.

Now the chat room air was sweet suspense
While Award Guy played out the events.
We all logged in to spam,
Oh, perhaps she is a man!
'cause Big D tried to take Best Knight;
But Leeza put up too much fight.
Do you recall BoB's longest night
During that Ciddies splendor?

We started singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

Oh, and there we were all in one thread,
A message board after Cid's head
With no time left to vote again.
So come on: Joel be corny, and horny as well!
See Spiff with his tiger RSL
Cause Xander is Lindy’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him in his text
My eyes were on the winner next.
No ordinary man
Could type so fast with one hand.
And as the pages climbed high into the night
To check if Psy predicted right,
I saw kishi laughing with delight
During that Ciddies splendor.

He was singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

I met an artist respected most
And we asked him for his crucial votes,
But he just shook his head at us.
I downloaded the Excel list
Where I’d read about Ciddies missed,
Even The Man could be arsed to give a fuss.

And in the forums: the newbies spammed,
The couples *died*, and the writers planned.
But not a word was posted;
The winners all were toasted.
And the three members I esteem:
The Captain, BoB, and Big D,
They read the last Most Likely to Be
During that Ciddies splendor.

And they were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

They were singing,
Bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Had my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
Them Eyeson posters were votin’ Misfit and Rye
Singin’, next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

That was surprisingly good, and it went along with the original song flawlessly. (Yes, I listen to songs that old. I even listen to some music from the '60s!)
11-26-2006, 04:40 AM
Denmark

WOO HOO NOMINAYSHUN TIEM
11-26-2006, 06:36 AM
The Captain

In browsing the thread, maybe I missed it, but when does the nomination window close?

Take care all.
11-26-2006, 06:38 AM
Meat Puppet

A week after the first post, I think.

EDIT:

[q=Award Guy]Nominations will close exactly one week after I made this post, or sometime after then when I feel like it (I like to keep it open if I know I can break a records - see below for those 8-)). Or if I'm not there then, it'll be when I next arrive.[/q]
11-26-2006, 07:06 AM
The Captain

Thank you kindly.

Take care all.
11-26-2006, 09:22 AM
Queen Award, First of Her Name

1,369 nominations from 47 members so far. :) Around half way, or close to it, anyway!

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