cheesiest chat up lines...

soooo..lthis is jus for fun....personally..i have a few for different situations....like...uhh...one maybe...like..uhh....

hey...im new in town...can i get some directions....uhh...to your place...

haahahaha...or if the chick is a lil classier...i might try to be more elaborate....such as...

*enter vicinity of hot chick talkin on mobile phone* *end fake phone convo with..." see you in zurich..."*
*look in awe at the hot chick...* then start sayin some sh it about bein an orphan...and startin a school for african kids that dont read good and dont do other stuff good...hhah...works everytime....

and this one i havent tryed yet...but...if im ever in texas....im soooooo totally gonna do this one....


hey....how do you get into those tight blue jeans????

hopefully followed by the chick sayin..."you can start by buyin me a drink..."

harharhar....

Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Nice shoes. Wanna smurf?

Is it hot in here or is just YOU? 'Eeeeey! :fonz:

"Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U & I together"

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"I have a .45 automatic pointed at your pancreas...will you join me for a drink?"

Eeeee! :jess:

you smeel like a ponei...

[leeza]*snip*

No. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

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I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

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sometimes im feelin extra awesome...and id jus be like...."hey there goodlookin.." then i stop lookin in hte mirror...and go out...and do the same line on some megababe...

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Originally Posted by rubah

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I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

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That one's actually kinda sweet. :)

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Originally Posted by Levian

Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

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"I'm going to touch you in your bathing suit area."

If i invented the keyboard then I would be right on top of U

"Hey, are those astropants? 'Cos your ass is outta this world!"

*pick up ice cube....* *smash ice cube* "Now the ice is broken."

"Hi, I'm hot. Let's have sex."

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Originally Posted by rubah

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I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

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aww ^_^

-Gull-

That made my teeth melt.

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Originally Posted by Levian

Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

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Enough exposure to chloroform can cause permanent brain damage.

"Hey I am not actually coming onto you. The truth is that I have a sperm who's looking for an egg."

A guy once told me that I was his wife's type too...

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

"Hey, are those astropants? 'Cos your ass is outta this world!"

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XD!!!

SO seconded! :D

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Originally Posted by roto13-ness

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Originally Posted by rubah

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I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

well I hope you can too

wanna go halvsies on one?

o rly which one?

cutest couple

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That one's actually kinda sweet. :)

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and successful

my personal fav:

*hands girl 500 dollars / pounds / euros*
PG: okay you are my date for tonight.

Hey baby, wanna play toejam and earl? :D

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

got cam

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

got cam

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XD

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

got cam

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He used this one on me. :bigsmile: LOL.