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I would make this a poll thread, but theres too many choices to do one effectively.
The question is simple, if your in the middle of a city during a zombie infestation, what weapon would you choose?
For me, I'm going with the duel kantanas, nothing is better than slicing and dicing your zombies. :)
Salt. Easiest way to kill them.
My brain, the vast knowledge in my brain will go through all zombies.
Kind of like killing the leader of the vampires, 'cept this time... Knowledge really is power! :razz:
A hard, durable blunt object, Something like a wooden club.
A power suit from the future capable of completely incerating hundreds of zombies by simply blinking my eye.
Holy water of course. wait. Does that work on zombies? If not, my dad's chainsaw.
Double barrel shotgun. Go redneck on their Zombie asses.
A semi truck.
The pen.
>>> A water gun and a pair of 3D glasses..
A holy water fountain, a bow, and a bunch of Water Arrows.
Or a sniper rifle.
A very large battle axe and a large warhammer.
I choose you, Pikachu!
This is a great thread. I'd go with a cure spell. That way you could kill them and then heal yourself.
A shotgun and a slutty outfit.
Lawnmower.
Rosie O' Donell's voice.
Get a stick with a nail in it and i'll be FINE.
A cricket bat :cool:
Grade A Zombie Repellent
edit: forgot to mention my +500 knife which deals x2 damage to zombies
A toaster. Not only does it make toast, but when swung by the cord it's a sure way to knock their brains out. :cat:
Several dozen black guys.
Everyone knows the black guys die first, so by the time they've finished chomping through all of them I could easily make my escape.
if i could use anything i'd say one of those bear-proof suits that are impenetrable...but that doesn't really count as a weapon, i just wanna not get bitten.
for practicality, i'd say a high powered handgun, free range of motion and good brain busting power.
for flashy...i'd take a cue from dead rising. i'd use the shower head and see sprinkling zomblood everywhere!
A Mobiled Toilet Bowl. All of the zombie will die the painful way. First, gives them a lavender-faeces smell, then FLUSH them along with the lavender-faeces.
If this fails, I'd use Bush.
ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!
BUT UNDEADS EXIST!! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
if they don't exist, how come there was so much good footage of them in that documentary, dawn of the dead?
hmmm???
rolf harris!
Mr. MILF's HuxD rays.
Three big swords. Foldable. Nothing beats surprising your enemy when you suddenly whip out another sword from your sword and go two-hand combat.
A TANK.
I have enough sharp things to arm a small militia. Katanas for me.
minigun + unlimited ammo + 100's zombies =an orgy of fun and excitment
Considering none of us would be carring weapons, the only sharp object I'd have on me would be... uhh... my house keys. I think I'd steal a car and drive the hell out of there.
A polearm with a chainsaw-like feature.
My pet lion.
Orange Juice + Energizer = SPITFIRE
(Play Dead Rising)
The cans of pop and plates were the best weapons in Zombies Ate My Neighbors!!
So let's go with that.
A gundam.
i wouldnt, but hey!!i would use Sephis katana
Combat shotgun, unlimited ammo. No reload and infinite health.
All you need is to feed NANNY MANUS to them and everyone will be happy. :bigsmile:
I doubt Manus would be too chuffed.
God. :D
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start.
Sniper Rifle
good handgun
m&ms
all in infinite amounts with thier ammo ^^
What? You think a Thunder God needs weapons?
All my heavenly powers would cut them down like weeds.
My HAT :cool:
I just like the way the word "machete" sounds.
Your mom!
A car. Zombie bowling kicks ass.
1. rubber duck
2. chewing gum
3. napkin
4. block of cheese
5. whip
6. chains
7. fluffy bunnie
8. background battle music: cant touch this, mc hammer
:cool:.
im sorry, i forgot about my killer sheep everyone appears to like eating
i will weild ShlupQuack to blind them with pink, then Leeza to tell them off then ban them from infesting anywhere!!
Small Chainsaw, triple-booked.
Leon's magnum Broken Butterfly and his shotgun Riot Gun from Resident Evil 4. Nothing like feeling authentic ^_^ Chainsaw would be nasty, cuz all their icky guts and rotten blood would get all over me
A bouquet of flowers. Why do you think they rose from the dead? They hate the smell of it.
A flamethrower. A pile of ashes isn't much of a threat. :D
Leeza and her toaster.
Me.
In actuality, and contrary to my earlier post, a chainsaw is a really bad idea. It can get caught up in their innards, and when it sprays stuff everywhere you better be wearing a full gasmask and have no exposed orifices or wounds. Realistically I'd want a S.W.A.T. outfit, with a gasmask, 9mm pistol, semi-auto SMG, and a lobo for close-range combat.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
*nods*
Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.
Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me
A spiked staff :love:
Im gonna start using thatQuote:
Originally Posted by JKTrix
Liu Kangs chain things like in mortal kombat. That wahy I can attack the zombies, hook their heads, the;n swing them arund hitting other people. Or a Clysdedal Horse named Epona.Have it go Oblivion and curb stomp the dirty deadish dead.
Edit:Vengeful. You should play DeadRising. Just spin in a circle with the chainsaw.
Edit or run away and cut them during the run.
If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.
AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
I'll take a Katana.
But why? The upkeep required isn't worth the cutting. A shovel more than suffices.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
If I can have a person, Albert Einstein. The zombies would argue over his gourmet brain, while I run away.:)
I'd want to be adept at casting White Magic, in that situation. It seems more efficient than a chainsaw or a katana.
Hmm...from my experience in zombie films and games; the best way to kill one would be to decapitate it or blow it to smithereens!
So any type of sharp sword or a few C4s. :D
Milk and cookies.
No one can defeat it. :bigsmile:
If I start with a Combat Knife and a First Aid Spray, I should be alright if I remember to pick up the weapons and ammo inexplicably scattered around the area.
My weapon of choice would have to be Barry Burton!
Well, my chainsaw-polearm works with Spellblade!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeromus_X
Excuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros
Some people.
Keep notes next time you watch a horror movie. As distasteful as it is, he's right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley SchovitzExcuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros
a good old fashioned boomstick is all that I need to kill those wretched things. There's about 5 in my back garden right now. Or a gigantic hammer would be a useful tool in subduing these beasts.
Manus' face in the one hand, Levian's ass in the other. I'll scare those zombies to death....proper death that is. Without the whole coming back crap.
Just be sure to be equally observant when there's a joke about white guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley SchovitzExcuse me? racist totally racist, I don't even feel like giving my reply to this thread now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nasarian Altimeros
oh ok then. everyone, your troubles have been solved. chimp says we can pick him up, and use him as a club to defeat the zombiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Chimp
F/A-22 Raptor should do the job if you have all the goodies.
If not I'd choose... (Longsword, katna or scythe..?) Scythe would be best for me. ^^
Hmmm...one almost wants to make an EoFF Zombie Hunt game after reading this. :p
Yes, use me.
Abuse me
I want it. I want it.
mouthwash. theyll be cleaned to death.
A motorcycle with unlimited petrol. I don't plan on fighting. :bigsmile:
What?This is my third post. What the hell?
Bahamut. Or maybe Ifirit. Or better yet, a bunch of Holy and Full-Life spells.
I like the idea of toying with them, get a shotgun and blast off their arms and legs, then they'll just be torsos flopping around. Or you could play hymns really loud, that'd kill them...it'd probably kill me too though
[quote=Frozen Phantom;1995435]I would make this a poll thread, but theres too many choices to do one effectively.
Book of the dead to raise dead people of my own and kill the zombies:)
The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyushikazeIf you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.
AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
They could run in 28 Days Later.Quote:
Originally Posted by link31793The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyushikazeIf you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.
AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
actually its been argued alot but it was decided that they werent zombies, they are merely people infected with a disease that they cant control and it boosts there adrenaline so they dont run out of energy as easily, also the fact that unlike zombies they can be killed anyway like shooting them anywhere instead of just the head, techniclly they are still aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey could run in 28 Days Later.Quote:
Originally Posted by link31793The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyushikazeIf you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.
AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
hehehe i think i would go with a 50 cal machine gun...that would be some awsome pizownage:D
:shoot: DIE ZOMBIES!!!!...wait a sec...they cant die if they r already dead....uh ohhh...ok a nuke would do the trick....BOOM problem solved.
Dual Katana and razor wire
A scythe, a sledgehammer or some saw blades to throw at them, like in Dead Rising. :p
I settle it with my fists.
That is such a good game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ethanol Dreams
I like the stuff you can put on zombie heads. like the tron tron heads, horses, and the cones. I like killing them with a giant teddy bear:D
Hmm me, zombies, how about a crap load of guns (matrix style...pistols, sub machine guns, shotguns, assault rifles the list goes on) ammo that appears out of nowhere due to the freakishly long bandana I wear and then a sword oh and wearing a full set of Half plate mail
Hm! i think i would love to hug a zombie, it would make me and him freinds so we can fight together...thats crazy just chaingun em all like crazy than moon walk after victory and with a mentaly retarded guy running around in circles screaming like a girl..
Who decided this? And who gave them the authority to do so?Quote:
Originally Posted by neokeymasteractually its been argued alot but it was decided that they werent zombies, they are merely people infected with a disease that they cant control and it boosts there adrenaline so they dont run out of energy as easily, also the fact that unlike zombies they can be killed anyway like shooting them anywhere instead of just the head, techniclly they are still aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThey could run in 28 Days Later.Quote:
Originally Posted by link31793The zombies in Dawn of the Dead are pretty good at hiding. And theyre fast. Theyre the only zombies ive seen that can run, aside fomr the re4 ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyushikazeIf you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by VengefulRonin
Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.
AKA: Bat with nails in. Approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
if u look on websites about the film, it says in an interview that the director claimed they are not zombies