YOU SHALL ALL BE EATEN!
The staff is to blame.
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YOU SHALL ALL BE EATEN!
The staff is to blame.
Heheheh...
Nutcase...
They turned me into a squid-thing with tentacles instead of a face. You'd eat people too if it happened to you.
Man, Nyarlathotep is going to be so jealous.
Greetings Citizen Bleys!!!!!
Is that SWAHILI OR WHAT? :D
I'll take a piece of that action.
We all know the only elder god worth talking to is Mst'r Ei'bl.
http://www.taiwanfun.com/pics/0406ta...406Eyeball.jpg
Nonsense. It's a blame staff thread.
Topic: Blame the staff (for you will be eaten) (clearly)
Hmm. I blame the staff for PMS.
GDJJ, FIEUR' FJKJSKA'GKRJG.JGWR! I have better language than you. :bigsmile:
I blame the staff because they can't excel in MS Paint like Christmas. :bigsmile:
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You fail.
It's a Spamination Thread :mad2:
And I am gonna vomit on it because that giant squid creature makes me feel a bit sickly...
:barf:
Clarification: It's a revenge thread for turning me into Cthulhu.
I don't know what you're talking about, so here is a description of a hamster with a pancake on it's head.
I worship the god Hoh Rah'Ley.
Yeeee Haaa! Let's Celebrate!
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I never should've made the thread about making spam threads when there's no CK's online. It's all my fault that you all got the idea. :(
I'm going to get busted for sure now. :(
Bah. You were only turned into Cthulu. Sure you built your mythos around getting H.P. drunk in a bar one night and leaving him with a head full of stories and a curiously aching nether region, but it could be worse.
You could be his little brother.
I never read that thread. The existence of this thread is as natural as sex. I made a thread to annoy the staff, so they had to get even with me. Now I have to get even with them for getting even with me. Then they'll get even with me for getting even with them for getting even with me and so on and so forth. It's a beautiful thing, really.
Yes. More violence, my pretties...
It's voodoo, I tell you ... that spotted snake ... Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! ... 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust ... wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?... Magna Mater! Magna Mater!... Atys... Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch...
Odd. I warned this thread, Kawaii Ryűkishi posted in it but he didn't close it. :confused:
And then all the village children burned the world, now that was the staff's fault
REVENGE!
Just wait for Leeza oh ill hearted Evastio.
YOU SEE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
THEY HAVE BETRAYED YOU :eek: :eek: :eek:
THEY HAVE GONE AGAINST THEIR DUTIES AND HAVE REJECTED YOUR CALLS FOR THIS THREAD TO BE WISELY CLOSED! :eek: :eek: :eek:
They do not care for you, young Evastio :crying:
So do the right thing. MAKE them your ENEMY and defy them! Join the side of the Spammers!:mad2:
Yes. Don't listen to him.
I still don't get why this thread is still open. :confused:
Deary deary me. :(
Because it is Citizen Bleys you fool! He is some sort of legend or something close or far from it!
I will not even give this thread the honour of me posting spam in it.
OHSHI-
If any of the staff close this thread, you won't be seein' them tomorra. Cthulhu is a "craptastic" avenger in his own right. :shifty:
It appears that the crotch is here to spam and sassyfrass. :p
the cks and mods are getting supporters!! :eek: we're all doomed!
That makes Cthulu Wonderfulafogous.
I don't get this thread. At all. Chickens. :D
:rolleyes2 some people. it is pointless spam thread, that is made special because it was created by Citizen Bleys! (now called Cthulhu)
35) Most Feminine Member
Tempting.
to quote monty python:
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam (lovely sppaaaam)
spam spam spam spam (wonderful sppaaam)
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
It's like the tilde here.
Hey, your sig is similar to mine. That DID need mentioning. :D
Pass the Cthulhu, please.
You green, sticky spawn of the stars. Back to your tomb! Back! Back!
I'm with Evastio. Just because Citizen Bleys is a so-called legend, it doesn't mean that the CK's and administrators can just slack off because they like him a lot.
They're getting more and more selective by the thread. If I made this thread, would it still be open? No! If Evastio made this thread, would it still be open? NO!
*fumes*
It's Citizen Bleys, so you CKs will just let him spam up the forum because you favor him over everybody else.
OOC: Making posts on how/what to spam is so off-topic.
give them the benefit of the doubt because they are new
I'm chortling with delight right now.
Nonsense, VTG, can't you see that the staff are being brow-beaten? Can you not see with what power Cthulhu renders their thread-closing techniques useless?
The CKs aren't "letting" him do anything. They're being threatened with sexual sanctions even as we, the minions, swarm to take advantage of the situation.
haha as im I. infact, im laughing that much that chickens are pouring out of my ears, right into the grips of Cthulhu!
I mean no disrespect, but let me make this comment.
1. You say this if the whole of the thread wasn't off-topic already.
2. Personally I think you're trying to avoid the issue by squashing whatever comments are made on the surprising fact that this thread is still open.
That is the last I will say on this topic. I'm not saying this as a challenge of power, it is merely my opinion.
So, who'd be interested in an EoFF Fantasy Tentacle Monster league?
Woah. A tentacle monster league? :D Pick me! :D
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That's all I have to say on the matter.
:D
Well I agree, the rules should be a little laxer. It's not so much that this thread it open, it's that many other threads (some of which weren't even spam and were perfectly good topics, and not copies of past topics) were closed instead.
It seems odd to me that this is open while those are not.
Nevertheless, it is in no way my decision to make.
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no! :eek: not that cats!! IM BLINDED!!! ARGH
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*fact that he is blind means that he cannot see the next instalment of cats* (do not point out that if i am blind, how would i know there were more cats)
Unfortunately, there is a limit to 100 images per post. :(
oh dear...then we will have to make there be a larger limit, just for the cat smiley!!
*Leeza got rid of the smoking cat*
:(
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
how dare she
Cthulhu fhtagn.
This is a terrible thread and you're all terrible people.
PHANTAM DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fool. They're more likely to close a spam thread because I started it and give me some crap about setting an example or some other such utter nonsense as though I was still one of them.
And then I'd have to make with the tentacle rapings. That's Kishi's territory, and nobody really wants to see that happen.
KFC
Kids For Cthulhu.
Did you mean: PHANTOM DUKE
I'm not even going to pretend that I know what's going on.
I'm going to go sing and make kraft dinner now, though.
when are you taking over the world then?
Cthulhu is my master...within reason.
y'never know, tomorrow might be the apocolypse, if your lucky
THERE IS NO REASON. THERE IS ONLY R'LYEH.
You can have R'lyeh. I'll take Rand McNally.
can i take ya rly!?
Ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!
I used to know a website with the Call of Cthulhu told with pictures of stuffed animals, but I've forgotten it.
I smelled the spam and couldn't resist.
Does it bother any of you that you're all hypocritical mutants? And all that talk about how spam is bad. FOLLOW THE RULES YOU ENFORCE, YOU OXYGEN DEPRIVED FREAKS.
Now allow me to crawl back into that pit of banned people and such. :)
bye decessus *waves*
all 2 secs of it
haha yeah okok
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Finally, some entertaining threads start popping up. Maybe the Ciddies really are worth something! :p
More quality spam plz.
yum, quality spam and tomato sauce!
Absolutely. It's such an internet injustice! Your banning will haunt me for many nights to come, I fear.
Still, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Hey, squidface, how do you get your tentacles polished to get such a nice overall sheen? I'm guessing it's Mr. Sheen.
Ode to Cthulhu
Born from the loins of a squidish race
With hatred aplenty and elderly distaste
Alone in seclusion he was once banned
By our heoric protagonist, Yams the Yam
Back from the abyss of the eternaly damned
Cthulhu raises the fist of a mighty and evil hand
His shouts and war cries carry over EOFF land:
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!
A plee is pleaded by the simple folk
"Won't someone eliminate this vile and offensive joke!?"
And as each cry is silenced by a tentacle rape
Cthulhu plants an egg in the appendix of his unfortunate mate
I can kick a baby about 100 yards or so. Puppies fly even further. Kitties just get owned.
We are now on the 5th Page of this Educational Topic! :eek:
Not if you don't use 30 posts per page.
OMG I PWNED DEVIL MAN I AM NOW JESUS MAN!!! :strut:
Unless you're a beautiful goddess, you can't pwn big DM.
Oh but Psychotic is!
PROOF:
http://www.islandentertainmentsonlin...g/manfairy.jpg
if this is an official spam thread, then I must post in it.
...
LOL ONEHUNDREDANDTWENTYSIXTH POST
SPAM
This reminds me of that one time when
Let's Boogie!
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Cthulhu needs to get married. Giraffe-looking things, yes.
This is Devil Man in Action!
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I strongly concur.
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:cat:!
Devil Man concurs
Merry Christmas Everybody!
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I'm tempted to close this thread now. Nothing is going to beat Cthulhu Bladen.
As Highpriestess of Cthulhu I would like to make one important statement:
All your flesh are belong to us!!!!11
Oh what? Now it has to be re-opened. Good work Leeza, you secret spam lover.
Who? Me? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy
As admin I have authority over decisions to reopen threads as presented by a knight.
.
:) :cat:
IN
OUT
I should spam more. And not just here.
http://www.vespernet.org/gorbachev4.jpg
RANDOM GORBACHEV!
(now just leave the thread closed ffs)