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As you all know there are "Public Profiles" that can be viewed by any member. They contain information such as location, age, birthday (Yams and I were born on the same day... must be why he's so cool), and in my case a stunningly gorgeous user picture.
I started to think though... What if all of us had -private- profiles that contained information compiled by the CKs and Admins for who knows what devious purpose.
What information would you private profile contain?
Mine would consist of the following:
No.
Those actually exist, by the way.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimp
"Why are you looking here?"
The fact that i haven't paid my taxes for a while.. Oh no!
This person is really awesome! :D
I know your "three sizes"
There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".
Surely humorous jokes at my expense, and a more provocative image of Domo-kun. You just can't get enough of that action.
You only have the Known ones?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I thought they were gonna let the Knights in on the really juicy stuff after I left.
Peeing in a litter box counts as "known" by the way.
Perish like the worm you are
Goatse
Things that I will be banned for talking about. Seriously.
The number of diapers NANNY MANUS wet daily. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] :D?
wtf!? t u b g i r l is edited out xD
I'm not getting the question here.
But is the question getting you!?
*if your reading this you will be violently stabed to death in 7 days*
"im watching you right now"
Phone number of the nearest psych ward.
Last visit on EoFF.
*blank*
"Hello, hello banana phone!"
:bigsmile:
That can be seen on the public profile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
The number of porn films i see weekly!
A DWORD variable can only store values from 0-65535.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
It was a joke. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AnaisaThat can be seen on the public profile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
"I'm a cat"
[insert staff joke about pornography here]
I dunno what mine would consist of. It's private. :(
"Prefers puppies to kitties. Use extreme prejudice."
Oh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:
That's the right attitude, Miriel. *snuggles* You are a good woman in a sea of cat-lovers.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielOh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:
There are probably a couple of staff members I can think of who'd like to see me banned. I'm not naming names though.
Oh yeah, I another private profiles:
"The number you have dial is not available"
Actually I was saying that I prefer puppies, so I'm the one being shunned.
!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielOh man. I am getting so tired of this whole "omg staff loves kitties" thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I love puppies god dammit. Screw the cats. :mad2:
"May soon die from exposure to Staff Forum. Treat delicately."
"Watch for excessive drunken behavior. DT at will."
"Is actually a bear. Keep quarantined in lab facility until further notice. Destroy this message."