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Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?
It's pretty cold inside my place right now, but instead of turning the heater on, I'm sitting on my hands warming them up with my butt.
Share any similar techniques you may have.
I have done that before. It is warm there after all.
:chuckle: Yes, but my hands get numb and red. Then people are all like, "Wtf is wrong with your hands ewww". I've also tried warming my hands with my mouth heat.Quote:
Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?
Can't say that I have.
Not my butt, some other areas though.:shifty:
I tried it, but my hands were so cold that all they did was freeze my butt.
Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.
My ass has many gloriful purposes, as the privilaged well know.
Yeah, I enjoy going up to friends or family and placing my icy hands on their cheeks. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
I do believe this is the first time you have ever quoted me.Quote:
Originally Posted by YamanekoYeah, I enjoy going up to friends or family and placing my icy hands on their cheeks. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
This day requires celebration, so shall we warm our hands on Shlup? Or maybe Monkey?
You stay away from Shlup, those buttocks will be mine!
Not really.
I warm my lap on Lunar's bottom.
It's below zero degrees here.
Nothing warms oneself better than snuggling up next to another. If I lie in the classic snuggle, sideways, sleepy position next to my girl, then it's warm and cozy.
And I am next to her ass. Or visa versa.
They are indeed quite warm, I do say. A good place to warm... yourself... when need be... :D
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Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Dude, how the hell did you type that without using your hands?
I do sometimes, but it's still really not cold here in the great ole south.
I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types. Or I go for a complete warming of both hands and then quickly type so as to not be exposed too long.
That's so pathetic. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.
Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackThat's so pathetic. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
This is the true heirarchy of warm spots:Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard
The ass guarantees warmth. With those other areas you're basically playing the lottery.
:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackThat's so pathetic. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Rumour has it I don't have a heart, but I like to snuggle up.
I am currently warming my feet with my ass.
Yes, but you also have to consider the texture of the area you're touching. Breasts provide for a much smoother, softer feel all around in addition to the warmth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus ExperseThis is the true heirarchy of warm spots:Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard
That Tony is one lucky fellow.
Well she's Korean so his hands are probably somewhat cold.
I would think that breasts would have to be quite large to do any warming.
The other day at work I had to do a girl's break on the till, and Christ, the chair was hot. :/
You do what you got to do to keep warm i mean how do you think the homeless keep their body temperature up?
Anything works really, but putting your hand in your armpits doesn't look very comfortable.
I swing my leg and make a collision with my bed.
What happened to pockets?
Last time I checked you didn't have pockets for me to use.
All you need is another person to snuggle up with :love:
I quite like fire myself. Yes heat from a fire is quite nice.
I can warm the noses of a 100 folk with my ass.
Yes, often. I sometimes use other areas than my butt too.
A very good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielYes, but you also have to consider the texture of the area you're touching. Breasts provide for a much smoother, softer feel all around in addition to the warmth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus ExperseThis is the true heirarchy of warm spots:Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard
Not to mention that breasts make wonderful "electric pillows". Nothing better than a sleepy good warmth factor.
And if one touches their crotch with freezing hands, things dissappear suddenly, which is always alarming.
When I don't have a pillow I like to sleep on my friend's butt.
But not if it's a skinny friend because that = Boney butt = Headache.
Actually, my butt is usually cold. When I'm asleep I'll roll over and put my butt against Myles and he'll wake up squealing. xD
I sit on my hands sometimes. But usually not for very long because then I remember that it's handy to have my hands free.
Yams provides warmth and nurtures life.
I make my brain ignore the messages from temperature censors that it's getting, so I don't get too cold, thus I don't need a way to warm up.
I would sit on my hands but my ass freezes easily so I usually just wrap myself like a caccoon in a blanket and poke a little hand out to type quick. xD
Of course, I wouldn't even need to DO that if my laptop wasn't in repair! Laptops are nice and toasty. That's not very good for the laptop, but good for my lap.
I get a blanket ^^ Other than that I'll huddle my body together and curl up into a little ball, that usually works.
Also.
Hot chocolate ftw.
YES. Oh man, I think I want some right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
I'm putting on the kettle as I post.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielYES. Oh man, I think I want some right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
I have some wicked peppermint hot coco from Laura Secord.
My hands will be happy little fellows.
I had some hot chocolate on my walk to work yesterday. Too bad styrofoam doesn't conduct heat well.
Apparently whenever I crawl into bed, the temperature of my butt and feet drop to below zero. I take the opportunity to spoon with hubbie...:)
SPOONING. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
Yeah, its the best...Except when he freaks out when I put my freezing feet on him. That's friggin' awesome...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by MirielSPOONING. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
But at EoFF we seldom have that luxury.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riana
I feel like I'm molesting myself for some reason. :(
Tonight a girl and I were standing outside. She decided the best way to stay warm was to put the shirt I was wearing over her so we were both wearing it. It was fun, but hard to walk. Every time we passed somebody I rawred at them like a monster.
I was sitting on my hands earlier. :cool:
I warm the faces of my enemies with my ass, whether they want it or not.
We can hope. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas