The Pixie Queen of Speed.
Just recently, as of a few minutes ago, I finally plucked up the courage to Private Message one of our more loved members of EoFF, "Quin 'n' Tonic". At first, I was nervous about sending the private message - how would he react? Would he instantly hate me? Would he say nasty things about my choice of wording? Would he hit me? - these were just a few of the questions racing through my mind as I timidly typed out the message. As I neared the end of my chosen greeting, I began to gain confidence. I felt muscular and compact. I hit the send button with a very definite left click of the mouse; it was done. I sat back and smiled to myself, proud of what I had acheived, and just as I was going to get up out of my seat to pat myself on the back (yes I have to stand up to do that) - WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM - A reply came whizzing my way! It could not have even been thirty seconds since I'd sent the original message. My heartbeat began to quicken. Ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum. I opened the message and typed out a reply to the cryptic message I had recieved. Once again, I sent the message to Quin 'n' Tonic and it came back within seconds of my message. Comrades, I think this show of excellence surely deserves some kind of reward, be it verbal congratulations or any way you could devise of congratulating such a speedy, speedy man.
For those of you looking for an actual topic, look no further: Do you like speedy things? What is your favourite speedy thing? Are YOU a speedy thing?
