Help Devil Man Get Banned

Devil Man needs your help, my Beloved Friends on EoFF...

He needs your help in getting Banned :hyper:

Thats right, but fear not my Good Friends, Devil Man has no intention of being Banned from EoFF just yet! He is going to give himself that treat sometime in January or February.

No....

He needs your help in getting Banned on 3 different Forums that he uses! :hyper:

Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! :hyper: That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself :aimkiss:

But now he has 3 new Forums he wants to be Banned from so that he reaches Legendary Status. And he needs YOUR advice on how to get Banned :eek:

How should he go about it?

He doesn't want to post Porn, because that has been done far too many times and is boring. He doesn't want to spam either because that would increase his Post Count and he wants to be Banned with the fewest possible Posts.

So can you suggest anything different? :confused:

Should he flame and infuriate other members (though that would mean he would not be as popular in the memories of some :sad:)?

What SHOOOOULD he do? :hyper:

Giv advice plz, kthx vry much! :aimkiss:

Oh just keep up what your doing. I'm sure you'll get banned soon.:)

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! :hyper: That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself :aimkiss:

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I believe the best person would be to ask yourself, Legend... You basically stated that you are fully capable of leaving a lasting mark via an original and "legendary" method.

Unless, of course, the self-proclaimation of you being a legend is completely false. At that point, you look a fool.

Insult the adminstartors and everyone! lol

But not here :cry:

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

Devil Man needs your help, my Beloved Friends on EoFF...

He needs your help in getting Banned :hyper:

Thats right, but fear not my Good Friends, Devil Man has no intention of being Banned from EoFF just yet! He is going to give himself that treat sometime in January or February.

No....

He needs your help in getting Banned on 3 different Forums that he uses! :hyper:

Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! :hyper: That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself :aimkiss:

But now he has 3 new Forums he wants to be Banned from so that he reaches Legendary Status. And he needs YOUR advice on how to get Banned :eek:

How should he go about it?

He doesn't want to post Porn, because that has been done far too many times and is boring. He doesn't want to spam either because that would increase his Post Count and he wants to be Banned with the fewest possible Posts.

So can you suggest anything different? :confused:

Should he flame and infuriate other members (though that would mean he would not be as popular in the memories of some :sad:)?

What SHOOOOULD he do? :hyper:

Giv advice plz, kthx vry much! :aimkiss:

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Film yourself, hanging yourself, then get someone to post the video.

Make a thread saying the WORST things u can think about all the Admins

Actually, I think the mods would ban you if you really wanted to. :rolleyes2

DEVIL MAN: "Yo, mod X, would you kindly ban me?"
MOD X: Yes, dear Devil Man, we'll do as you wish *bans Devil Man*."

However, I fail to see why you want to in the first place. :D

Besides, I don't want any mess on this forum, because this is one of the few forums I know where you actually receive nice replies.
So please don't go all spam-mode. :)

I'd smack ya with the banstick right now if you asked me nicely. And I was a CK.

Post porn. Foolproof.

You could make even more craptastic threads!!

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Originally Posted by Cruise Control

Post porn. Foolproof.

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No, save this forum from that kind of stuff, please. :(

I actually think Devil Man is pretty cool; he's got a very strong personality on this forum.

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Originally Posted by Peter_20

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Originally Posted by Cruise Control

Post porn. Foolproof.

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No, save this forum from that kind of stuff, please. :(

I actually think Devil Man is pretty cool; he's got a very strong personality on this forum.

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Thank you Peter :) Devil Man likes you very much too!

And Devil Man needs some original ideas here people!

He has done the following already:

1: Made a Fool of Himself
2: Made an Even Bigger Fool of Himself
3: Made a SPECTACULAR Fool of Himself
4: Posted Porn
5: Spammed the Hell out of a Forum
6: Ignited A War With A Forums Staff
7: Made Threads even crappier then here on EoFF
8: Made a ABSOLUTELY AWESEOMELY RETARDED Fool of Himself

All that has already been done :sad:

Anyone got new Ban-worthy suggestions? :hyper:

Video of a hanged Devil Man won't steer you wrong.

start another world domination thread, spam it up like i did, but worse!!badmouth the mods (not levian!) i will help you!!!

You know those "Ban Me" smilies? Yeah. You know the ones.

Baa.

If you shoot yourself in the mouth, it'll save us the Shiny Pink Title, and give unheard-of legacy.

that would involve dying

No, no, no.

The metaphorical forum mouth.

Baa.

Make another ID as "Administrator" and go around the forum warning people that they will get banned if they post so and so again:D, I did that once, it was fun people kept pm-ing me apologizing, then the admin found out and I got banned:D

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

If you shoot yourself in the mouth, it'll save us the Shiny Pink Title, and give unheard-of legacy.

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jokin abut suicide nt funnie imho :monster2:

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But suicide is the best idea ever created.

Unfortunately, it's not worth wasting on something that sucks as much as Life.

It worked for Linus.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

If you shoot yourself in the mouth, it'll save us the Shiny Pink Title, and give unheard-of legacy.

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I don't like this post. :(

Use ban me smilies at least 100 times in about five noticeable posts.

In your signature, put about 500 smilies (all different ones), and post often.

In your posts, put about 10 000 smilies, or whatever the forum limit is.

You will be banned soon enough.

Or post porn. Porn works.

You could make hundreds of weird threads which get closed

owait

A Festive Holiday Snow Penis?

I don't think anything you do on a forum is going to elevate you to some "legendary" status, unless you manage to hack the board. Even then, people are just going to view you as some jerk, which is also the case with most things that will get you banned. The best you can do is be remembered for being an awesome spammer who's genuinely funny and going over the edge too many times. But even that's not going to make you a legend. It just means a few people who stick around for a long time will remember you fondly.

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Originally Posted by Azar

But even that's not going to make you a legend. It just means a few people who stick around for a long time will remember you fondly.

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Will you be one of those people, Azar? :kiss:

Run a hate campain on the moderators.

Examples of this on a Zelda forum would be:

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I h8 u linkxtriforce, i signed up for this for you and u sed u were my friend, why do u always riun my fuking threads, now i have to make a new one and then u'll delete that, i h8 u, u fuking bastard!

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The moderators are like Ganondorf. They get in the way.

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I know of some forums with legendary people. Not sure if they're still legendary but basically be a popular troll.

Ooooooh. As few posts as possible?

Good luck.

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

I know of some forums with legendary people. Not sure if they're still legendary but basically be a popular troll.

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How about being an unpopular troll like I am right now? :hyper:

Would 'dat work too? :confused:

I say anyone that makes me think they should be three-foot tall hobbling around and talking in third-person like gollum or something is a legend. Just 'cause we don't have many of them. :razz:

Just be like me and make a ciddies spin off =]
I got warned by 3 cids knights and 1 administrator =]
But I was nice so I got to stay~
Just be a moron about it ^___^

Do what Wavey did!

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Originally Posted by Shauna

Do what Wavey did!

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What Did Wavey Doobie Doo Doo Do? =O

He said to BoB that he didn't care if he got banned, and he got banned! I dunno if it would work again though. :(

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Originally Posted by Shauna

He said to BoB that he didn't care if he got banned, and he got banned!

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http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...ures/nowai.jpg

Post lots of large images and type in your normal style but with really large text and just be overall more annoying, if you can manage it. If that doesn't work, start a hate campaign of some type. And if that doesn't work, post porn.

Devil Man, you are the biggest attention-whore I have ever seen. :)