Your Original Superpower

So, I'm watching Kevin Costner's Robin Hood and I notice that his vision of Robin Hood as a hero entailed a very interesting superpower. Whenever he fell from a high place, there was always a bunch of hay on the ground to break his fall.
This would make sense if the entire set was filled with haystacks that the characters had to run around and jump on and fight over, but hay ONLY occured when it was necessary to break his fall.

This is an odd, but interesting power to choose. And it is one of the reasons why Robin Hood is so magnificently cool.

So, if you had a choice of superpowers, barring flying, uber strength, black magic, and everything that's ever been said or thought up before-

What strange and original Superpower do you think you would choose.

(SPOILER) I can't think of one yet. But I'll be back.

(SPOILER)Maybe I would like to have a flawless Arnold Schwartz... whatever... impression. And the power to spell his last name.

The power to have everyone believe anything I want them to believe.

The power to transform into a lobster at any given time.

I could bake frozen pizzas in the blink of my left eye.

I wish I had a chicken that laid kinder eggs, It's not really a super power but it would be my chickens super power, I'd have a lifetime supply of kinder eggs which I could throw at the bad guy, he wouldn't stand a chance :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

The ability to read emo's minds!!! :p DUH!

Me:MIND READ!
Emo:It hurts to cut, I'm not depressed, so why? Oh, yeah! I remeber! Because chili eat moogle run Canberra Tuesday! Yeah, that's right!

WAAAGH!

Meikyo Shisui.

I would have the power to save the world.
And by save I mean destroy.

I have the power to blow out light bulbs.

to rule over the sheep!!and to kill all who oppose me (no one opposes me knowing that)

The power to destroy pop-up ads with my mind.

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Originally Posted by Chemical

I would have the power to save the world.
And by save I mean destory.

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yes. saving them from themselves!

i'd want to be able to turn anything on by clapping. clap on things are so useful.

The power to eat junk food and remain slim. I also want to power to change my hair colour depending on my mood. I thinks that all for now

I can summon Leviathan!

To draw something and make it real for a period of time. :) :cat:

I'd like to be able to control the length of my facial hair. For instance, I could grow a Gandalf-like beard or a Fu Manchu mustache whenever I liked, but I could also make the hair retract into my face if I ever wanted to be clean shaven.

Maybe the ability to finish ... anything :/ *huge procrastinator*

I would like to be able to be impervious to the cold when I want to, but still be able to feel cold so I can whine for hugs and cuddles for warmth. ;_;

That's a really lame power, but eh. xD

The power to make all the bull[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] rumours people always spread to become true.

The possibilities to watch carnage and chaos issue from people's goddamn gossip!

Take that, old ladies and workies who always talk about what THEY would have done should they have been set on fire! Show us how it's done, goddamn.

The power to make a turkey sandwich appear in front of me at any time.

To manipulate peoples' minds.

Meat vision :).

The ability to absorb all the knowledge of the universe.

I wish I had the power to will pink spots to appear on walls.

The power to solve any problem by yelling out "No bother!".

The power to make sense of perfume adverts. Or the power to lower the prices at Starbucks. £2.50 for a SMALL frappuchino!? WTF!?

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I can summon Leviathan!

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As can I, I even got the killing blow in on the prime avatar -- as Bard. *points to sig*

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I can summon Leviathan!

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As can I, I even got the killing blow in on the prime avatar -- as Bard. *points to sig*

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You just shattered my dreams. T_T

To change colour every time I hiccup.

Shattering dreams! That's my superpower!

The power to always be right.

"Silly timmy, Jesus didnt exsist!"

*watches ensuing global carnage*

I would have the power to P. Punch people over standard TCP/IP.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would have the power to P. Punch people over standard TCP/IP.

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You can do much worse to people than punch them over TCP/IP


...or so I've heard...

I'd like the power to finish my homework quickly, or atleast to be able to bring peace.

SUBTITLES!

Every time I say "Hooray" confetti falls from the sky. :razz:

To truly have eyes in the back of my head...

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would have the power to P. Punch people over standard TCP/IP.

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You can do much worse to people than punch them over TCP/IP


...or so I've heard...

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I think someone might be uniniated into the nature of a P. Punch!

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Originally Posted by Giga Guess

SUBTITLES!

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Comedy subtitles a la Beeblebabe's version of Advent Children ;)

No power is original anymore. Not when Superman can make up powers as he goes along to suit his needs.