What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
Being a Pimp myself, I feel kissing the rings is a rather excelent way, but only when offered.
When not offered money is always a good gift.
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What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
Being a Pimp myself, I feel kissing the rings is a rather excelent way, but only when offered.
When not offered money is always a good gift.
I think pimps should be clobbered. *wrinkles nose*
By severely beating them for choosing such a asinine path in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
I'd get my favourite cricket bat and introduce them to it. :D
I feel the people here aren't aware of the proper way to act around a pimp. It shames me that our schools arn't teaching the youth about such important things. Makes me wonder why I pay taxes.
Get them more ho's.
Compliment their awesome headgear.
Give them a pimp-cane kit with which to shine and model their cane into perfection.
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Originally Posted by 41-Inches-Wide
You're just lucky you're still alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
By check or credit card. Sorry, no CODs.
By kissin' dem rings and slappin' dem hos.
But seriously, they need to be shot with drugs until they go comatose so the doctors can take off life support.
Why is it you people will create all these serious topics and do nothing but goof off in the thread, and the moment a goof off thread comes up you get all serious and pissy?
It boggles me. I think I need a nap.
A good ol' fashioned cockslap always seemed appropriate with my previous pimps.
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load. 'Cause I'm a wannabe gangsta, better go back to Comack.
A sharp kick to the balls.Quote:
What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
but if its corncracker...id be all like...Quote:
A sharp kick to the balls.
Yeah, BF b steppin' in style
Aint about no green no reply
I ain't that beg to buy your attentio'
I ain't that holdout neck to thieves of distro
I ain't that pride to kissin' on your ring
I ain't that fly to hangin' on your string
I ain't that time to wastin' on a thing - ? needs ya
I ain't that dup' to be on your blind - so see ya
Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
Y'always missin' on the point the plan
Y'always give in to the might, the man
Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand
Kiss the ring for you my sweet thing
Kiss the sky for you I might die
Crush for da killaz - step 1 to mindblow
2 many are the seeds to sew
Y'off the 3rinity - now ya supa slo mo
4 Infinity in the hot below
5 pots a-melt into my sing loud
VI'm no compromise to your line now
I am the no type to carry on your 7th sign
I 8't that lost to hypin' on your find
Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
Y'always missin' on the point the plan
Y'always give in to the might, the man
Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand
kiss the ring ..cuz i totally out cool him..so kiss the ring...well..more mutual respect....
You scare me. And that takes some doing.
well...either way...i accomplished somethin....ive also eaten some pie...ive done less in a day...
You rock!Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
What about T-bag'n ???
I bet my pimp would like that XD
... Oh wait ... i do that to 'em every night @.@ :lol:
But really I think the best way to help respect a pimp is to teach the fool how to dress ... that lime green and zebra is just beggin' for a Queer Eye member to run up and throw red paint on ya' like PETA :mwahaha:
Poor corncracker, he's so misunderstood :jess:
This thread actually make me respect the pimp. :bigsmile:
Tru dat.
You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.
LMAO ... thats a 'lil Jerry Blank ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by RiseToFall
ya...sometimes ya need to give em a warning...or set an example...Quote:
You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.
Find him a new hallway to stand infront ofQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker