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If you people were driving in a mall, would you still signal and break during intersections?
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Don't ask how I came up with this thread.
If you people were driving in a mall, would you still signal and break during intersections?
No, because if I was driving in a mall, I'd probably be too freaking high to remember to signal. It's a wonder that I remember to do it completely sober to begin with.
Why would I brake? I need to be going fast to make sure I kill all the zombies I hit :monster:
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Signals take the fun out of driving. And I can never remember wich side the brakes are on anyways. :( (SPOILER)(You can tell I don't have a liscence, can't you?) :D
..why would i be driving in a mall?
You make the best threads in the history of mankind.
Of course I wouldn't obey traffic regulations! I'd drive like a crazed motorist like it's some kind of pedestrian hitting bonus round!
I would be trying to emulate the scene in The Blues Brothers, so no. No I would not.
Yes. And I would stop at the traffic lights too
Once you're driving in a mall, all the rules are already out the window.
I might wolf whistle at a hot girl, but I don't think I would be conforming to any other rules that society had since been trying to bind me.
Why wouldn't you be driving in the mall?Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Were I to be driving in a mall, I would still signal. However, my signal would devolve from blinking lights to "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I HIT YOU. I"M COMING. I"M COMING. GO GO GO." And other things. Probably more obscene.
Because it's fun!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Well you would have to if you managed to win one of those cars on display in a mall. Even if you wouldn't, don't you think it'd be fun?
Of course I wouldn't brake, I would be too busy aiming for pedestrians and preforming drive by decapitations with my katanas to be focusing on that.
I wish I was little enough to drive the mechanical tiger, but No. I wouldnt brake. Unless it was a girl. Then I would just ask her to move out my way.
Yes, I would. I'd already be breaking enough laws by driving in a mall, so I'd signal just to have one less citation.
Would the food court have a drive thru window?
Take care all.
What Rye said. I mean holy crap.
I would only hit the mall walkers.
I signal my intentions at the supermarket when I'm pushing the cart around.
You have to get those cars set up in the mall somehow. You know, the kind that you can win by a drawing or whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I would still signal and break and maybe make a stop at the coffee stand while I'm out cruising.
o...yeah in that case i'd drive really slow, but wouldn't use any signals
I USED TO DRIVE A BULLDOZER ROUND THE MALL SQUASHING PEOPLE ALIVE! :bigsmile:
I wouldn't go above 10 mph (I would prefer not damaging my car by smashing into whatever's in my way at top speed!), and would signal and drive on the correct side of the aisle and would reverse park into every shop I want to go to. If I had to "pay and display" to park there I would pay it too!
if I were driving in a mall, it'd be full of zombies, so no, I wouldn't signal
THE JACKEL
I would probably try to make the car a barreling inferno while in the mall. Nothing works best against zombies than fire...
Well, chainsaws work too. And shotguns. And baseball bats. And swords. And...
I wouldn't be driving in a mall anyway, as I do have some sense! :jess:
If I were Driving in a mall it would be in a Moped with high tech weaponry installed, so rather than signal I shall clear a path with my automatic laser Cannon and Rocket Launchers on the side to prevent any other speeding vehicles from smashing into my side.
If I'm driving in the mall, there is bound to be at least one other Crazy doing it too, gotta keep myself protected from these freaks.
Exactly what I was going to say. But I would have a CD of the song that played during that scene in my car blasting :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Azar
One simple concept.
Drive-thru Food Court.
what would being high have to do with driving in a mall? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
As far as I'm aware golf carts don't have turn signals.
Unlikely.
You're meant to brake and indicate?
I would drive away from america and back to the UK where there are no malls.
Of course I would stop and signal. I obey the laws of traffic even when walking.
Of course, what if there were police or camera's around. I wouldnt want a fine.
Giant teddy bears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Except for all the malls, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by gyrus
No, I'd just drive. :cool:
lol, Criminal Mischief for causing $100,000 damage...Quote:
Originally Posted by The article from Jowy's post