yeh...soooo...what funny things have you heard said in animated tv shows or whatever...
yeh...soooo...what funny things have you heard said in animated tv shows or whatever...
poo.
lol. i typed poo. im so witty. ROMFG i typed it again!
seriously, what?
could you give an example or something?
uh...the example is the thread title....
Oro?
I like biscuits. That is my serious answer. It was totally random.
Gir: Gir, reporting for duty
Zim: Gir? What does the G stand for?
Gir: I don't know...
Everything on Family Guy.
Kenta: That's crazier than a soup sandwich!
Rainier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man: THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
Leela from Futurama: "You're vegatarians, who cares what you do."
the whole scene in the simpsons where homer buys the cursed krusty doll from the chinese guy in the shop..
salesman: the frogurt is also cursed
homer: that's bad
salesman: but it comes with your choice of topping!
homer: that's good!
salesman: the topping contains potassium benzoate
homer: .......
salesman: (that's bad)
homer: can i go now?
Duffman: Duffman... can't breathe.... oh no.....
90% of all the sketches on Robot Chicken.
"He won the Piston Cup when he was younger"
"He did what in his cup?"
A kids movie I saw recently
Mr.burns---simpson!!!where di you get that pie!!!!
homer----window sill...
Futurama
Fry: So what does Uranus smell like...mmhh hahahaha
Leela: I don't get it?
Professor:Fry is unaware that scientist changed the name of Uranus in 2168 in order to once and for all get rid of that stupid joke.
Fry:Really? So what is it called now?
Professor: Urectum
Venture Bros.
Brock: Honestly Hank, where do you come up with this suff? I never see you read.
Dean: It's weird isn't it?
Brock: It's like he channels crazy dead people.
The Critic
(Armed terrorist disguised as a Catering service walk into a theatre in New York City, carrying AK-47s and Missle Launchers. Suddenly, a stage hand spots them...)
Stage Hand: Who are you guys?
Terrorist: Uh...We're the caterers...
Stage Hand: Aren't you a little heavily armed to be caterers?
Terrorist: Uh... we took the subway...
Stage Hand: Aren't you a little lightly armed to be taking the subway?
(From The Simpsons)
Homer: Why would I wanna look at a pen with a-- *gasp* Oh no, her clothes are coming off! [Covers his eyes, but takes a peek.] Heh heh, hey! You know who would love this? ...Men.
(From Futurama)
Roberto: [Holds Zoidberg at knifepoint] Back off! I have hostages!
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping!
Father Ted: No, no, no, no. Father Nolan was in the gas explosion. It punched a hole in his chest the size of a football. When they found him afterwards, they were only able to identify him by his dental records.
Father Dougal: Poor Father Nolan!
Father Ted: Yes, he's very low at the moment.
Business man: So, Peter, Where do you see your self in five years?
Peter Griffin(thinking): Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife!!
Peter Griffin(aloud): Doing your...son?
Business man: :eek:
Nothing in family guy will ever beat this...
Peter: Teacher. Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Cause you touch yourself at night...
Disgaea, Laharl speaking: "So, what should I do today? Torture the demons? Take over the world? Make a video game that will deprive the children of earth of all of their sleep?"
agreed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
also, my absotute favourite simpsons scene in which homer is in the land of chocolate...he's wandering around eating everything, the lamppost, a dog, etc. and he finally comes to the chocolate shop which has a big sale display in the front window
Homer: 'oooh chocolate! Half price!'