Your Ideal Cid's Knight

So what is everyone's ideal Cid's Knight in terms of appearance and characteristics? :bigsmile:

EXAMPLE:

APPEARANCE

FEMALE CID'S KNIGHT
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...dkNIGHT4_1.jpg

MALE CID'S KNIGHT
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...DKNIGHT3_1.jpg

LEVIAN THE CID'S KNIGHT
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/2280/hh1nv2.jpg

CHARACTERISTICS

1) Greet you when you log on
2) Offer personal consulting services
3) Get toliet paper for you when the paper ran out.
4) Offer comfort when your boyfriend/girlfriend ditch you.
5) Recommend you the hot threads for your reference.
6) Take care of your babies when you post in EOFF
7) Respond to warned post within 0.5 second
8) Do your homework for you while you post in EOFF
9) Wash your toliet for you while you post in EOFF
10) Greet you when you log off.

ETC..... :bigsmile:

White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

11) Respond to warned posts in a nanosecond.
12) Teach you Norwegian words. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

5) Recommend you the hot threads guys and girls for your reference.

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Perfect!

Sorry, couldn't resist :P

Oh ya, you can also post something about your ideal Cid's knight appearance too since the first post is just an example but Levian still FAILED. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

White skin and blonde hair, huh?

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The ideal CK looks like a FFXII character?

I think we can live in hope.

Gives me milk and cookies :D

Goes to work for me when I don't feel like going. :bigsmile:

I like the male one:love:.

I always knew Christmas was a nazi...



The ideal CK would be one that, as Tempest mentioned, goes to work in my stead.

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Originally Posted by gyrus

I like the male one:love:.

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I wonder if they flex at the computer like that after they ban someone :confused:










:lol:

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

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They have green eyes though. :(

My perfect Cid's knight would be just like Christmas, or MANUS. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

White skin and blonde hair, huh? You forgot item eleven, then: heiling die Fuhrer.

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Don't forget implementing a Final Solution to troublesome members.

The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be

1) Joseph Stalin
2) Adolf Hitler
3) Fidel Castro
4) Sadam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.
5) Osama Bin Ladin
6) Ghengis Khan
7) Gilferd Godfree

My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight. With the power to close 50 threads with one click, and the power to ban 800 members in one blink of an eye. This would be like a doomsday weapon in Knight form.

kikimm.

Models, and kikimm :p

The best CK is a dead Ck.

:skull:

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

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Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

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Originally Posted by corncracker

The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be
1) Joseph Stalin

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sup?

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

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Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

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A knight like that would be like the deformed Ripley clone in Alien Resurrection sitting on a table muttering "kill... me... kill... me..."

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Originally Posted by corncracker

4) Saddam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.

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Don't worry you just forgot a 'd'. =P

They are too white skinned for my liking, sorry. :bigsmile:

it's spelled Saddam Hussein

*Smucks hand on forehead*

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

it's spelled Saddam Hussein

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Thank you, Adolfo.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

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Best.

CK.

Eva.

:D

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Originally Posted by Hsu

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

My ideal Knight would be the combination of Bleys, Kishi, Unne, Shulp, Raistlin, Linus, and Levian all combined into one sort of super montrosity Knight.

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Umm, my staffing style and Shlup's are polar opposites, we never agreed on ANYTHING work related. Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

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A knight like that would be like the deformed Ripley clone in Alien Resurrection sitting on a table muttering "kill... me... kill... me..."

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Which would in turn be the best thing ever. Implosions are always wonderful experiances.

and make for good fireworks :D

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4646

One that would write my finals for me.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=4646

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Thanks, but my userid is 2093.

You're in the two thousands? Noob.

Summer of '01 produced some great members.

So did August of '06!

I dunno, I'd like to think I was my ideal Cid's Knight, y'know. But then, I was pretty narked about everything back then. I'm a lot calmer these days (I only need to hit them THREE times with the baseball bat now!), so I'd be somewhat less harsh than I was back then.

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Originally Posted by corncracker

The Ideal team of Cids Knights would be

1) Joseph Stalin
2) Adolf Hitler
3) Fidel Castro
4) Sadam Husain, Yes, its spelled wrong.
5) Osama Bin Ladin
6) Ghengis Khan
7) Gilferd Godfree

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Wasn't that like, FG's staff roster?

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Summer of '01 produced some great members.

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Bah. Just missed out ;_;

I wasn't that bad of an admin at FG!

My ideal Cid's Knight:

http://home.no.net/steak/images/knightie.jpg

Ideal.

Failed.

Christmas art is still greater than life.

My ideal Cid's Knight would do drum corps with me. <3
My ideal Cid's Knight would be my friend from school so I could sock them until they do what I want them to. <3

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Originally Posted by Xaven

Christmas art is still greater than life.

My ideal Cid's Knight would do drum corps with me. <3
My ideal Cid's Knight would be my friend from school so I could sock them until they do what I want them to. <3

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That was the great thing about having Shlupaluphagus on staff. We'd get her to go and smack Cid around a few times to make him agree to our horrendous decisions XD

Totally:
http://www.concertshots.com/April%20...lanta42204.JPG

OR:

2u(75u+20)-40(u+3.75u^2)=5625-u^2

And cue the shameless whoring :D

really i think nik0tine would make a good knight

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Originally Posted by chionos

Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)

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So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Your "monstrosity Knight" would never do anything, it would just argue with itself until it imploded.

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Shhhh, he doesn't know that yet. >.>

I wonder what the forums would be like if I was a CK.

There wouldn't be any forums.

I'd probably say Paul if he didn't do evil things to my signature and avatar. Maybe. :jess:

This thread sickens me. :(

because you aren't a CK?. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

There wouldn't be any forums.

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I'd dispose of you first.

Chemical for CK!

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Originally Posted by Chemical

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

There wouldn't be any forums.

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I'd dispose of you first.

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CKs can't change people's usergroups.

They can with the ban options :p

Not admins. :)

Server hack, please.

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

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Originally Posted by Chemical

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

There wouldn't be any forums.

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I'd dispose of you first.

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CKs can't change people's usergroups.

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You forget I know where you sleep at night.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by chionos

Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)

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So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

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Totally.
In the pink dress.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by chionos

Totally:

(snip picture of Weird Al)

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So you're saying you want M4tt to come back? He played FFXI for a while, but then I lost contact with him.

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He quit FFXI for WoW. :(