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This topic was inspired by Ninja361.
...and Christmas, too I suppose (the holiday, I mean)
Last year I gave vivi_lover666 and Ninja361 some fart gum and powder for Christmas. Those have to be the worst presents I have ever given anyone, ever. Just yesterday, Ninja 361 gave me some fart gum which I thought was quite funny, then I looked at the back and noticed the copyright year was 2005.
Coincidence? I think not.
Anyways, what's yours?
I have given a cake (with the egg make) to someone allergic to eggs before. Does that count?
I agve someone some boxer briefs, yeah, that's right, I received boxers. :D Okay, not really. I gave my dad a totally xrappy PC RPG, yeah I deserve a punch in the face.
Wait...that's right!
My Great-Grandmother bought me underwear three sizes too large!
I never give anyone any gift, does that consider the worst gift? :bigsmile:
A regifter ? :eek:
The worst gift I ever got was an ashtray that doubled as picture holder. I mean, who would like to see their picture or their kids' picture under a bunch of cigarrete butts ?
I think I just dumped it in the trash bin.
I bought my sister some scales (that measure mass and percentage fat! Awesome) when she said that she had put on weight on holiday. At least if I get a girlfriend, I'll know not to do that again. :(
When I was 8 years old I gave a pack of clementines to Santa Claus during Christmas. XD
My brothers and I buy stupid things purposely for each other, then we get like one real gift for each other.
Chlamydia.
Dictionaries. A few years ago I got a dictionary for christmas... Boring...
I used to get Barbie dolls and stuff from my extended family when I was younger. I absolutely hated them. I gave them to my brother to play with instead (he loved them).
about 6 sets of Lynx (Axe for you Americans) body spray. Oh wait, I get that every year. I get given it faster than I can use it!
I once got given a set of after shaves...not so bad I hear you cry. Well not so bad if you are 40 or something apart from one they all smelled like something a middle aged man would wear not a 17 year old would. Funny thing about it was that apparently it cost more than the one after shave I actually wear which is CK one.
Worst present I ever gave well that could change tomorrow, lets see shall we?
Worst present I ever recieved? Probably some body musk for women...if you're an old lady..>.<...just got that last year.
I typically don't give lame presents, but I do, on occasion, receive them.
I.E. Last year, I gave my sister a Gigantour ticket (like 80$), and she ended up giving me, I kid you not, like 3 cans of Mountain Dew. WTF. Sometimes thought doesn't cut it, IMO, but maybe I'm just a Scrooge... (Keep in mind, she was 17 at the time, too)
LMAO, I'm a jerk.
I gave my brother some bargain bin game (Max the Cricket, or something like that) as a gag gift. Kinda backfired, though. Apparently he liked the damn game.
Once my grandma got me a paper fan... and told my mom, "tell her it's from a fan" . . . and it broke within 5 minutes of me having it. Worst gift given? A box of chocolates to a diabetic girl. I didn't know.
Sudoku toilet paper. I hate Sudoku.
This year my stepmother's family put me in the gift exchange name draw, so I was stuck buying a gift for my father's wife's sister's son's wife who he eloped with and I've never met. They also RSVP'd to my wedding and didn't show, costing me about $300.
The gift was supposed to cost $30, but I got her a bargin bin DVD for $6.99. But who doesn't like Adventures in Babysitting?
Bed Sheets. I got some Bed Sheets yesterday.
A cousin gave me a farm play set when i was 14. I mean, come on.. :rolleyes2
Surely then this is a good gift, considering what you are most likely to do with said toilet paper? I want some Thierry Henry toilet paper now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supergyration!