How do you picture YOUR Jesus?

Ok so yesterday I saw Taladaga Nights (very, very funny movie) and one of the best parts of the movie was when they started talking about how they pictured Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Movie

I like to picture Jesus in a T-Shirt Tux because it says "hey I'm formal, but I like to party". I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

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So how do you picture your Jesus?

If you can't think of one for yourself you can think of one for a different member, here's one for Leeza and Cid.

Leeza's...

I like to picture my Jesus as Josef Stalin, since I'm a ruthless dictator I like to picture my Jesus as a ruthless dictator...


Cid

I like to picture my Jesus invisable, so people would see him just as much as they see me at this forum.

Mine would be...

I picture my Jesus as a Chocobo, since I'm a Chocobo I like to picture my Jesus as a Chocobo.


P.S.- As you may have guessed this is not serious and says nothing about your religious standpoint, the funnier the better.

I picture him with a PSP in hand.

I picture him a-lol'in.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...esus_lol_1.jpg

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3...njesus2vm4.jpg

Walking through the valley of the shadow of death with a big stick and a bad attitude.

I picture him eating a curry. Why?

Because Jesus is Indian!

Mohawk, baggy jeans, no shirt, chinese, playing DDR.

I picture him as Santa. :bigsmile:

I picture Jesus as the Velvet Acid Christ.

http://bandwagon.kitt.net/uploaded_i...ian-721367.jpg

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

http://www.geocities.com/sephex123/jesus.txt

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Originally Posted by Sephex

http://www.geocities.com/sephex123/jesus.txt

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0.o Thats one scary Jesus.

You spelled his name wrong.

Cookie's rain?. :confused:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ndHisBalls.jpg

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http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ndHisBalls.jpg

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Where can I sign up to be a Christian?

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Originally Posted by Rye

I picture him a-lol'in.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...esus_lol_1.jpg

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http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg

I don't know if I have a Jesus to picture.

Jesus would be level 71.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker created the perfect images of both Jesus and God. Only Buddy Christ comes close.

http://www.tibac.com/SouthPark/images/Jesus.gif

Why hasn't anyone posted the Buddy Jesus yet?
Edit: Never mind, Azar got it. Even The Buddy Jesus is superior to south parks Jesus.

Anyway, my Jesus would have to be sexy. She would have to kick ass, have a Sword and be a Cat Girl. Since the real Jesus is obviously nothing like this, I have substituted your reality with my own to create a more personal Jesus that fits my Jesus'y needs.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ahero/8664.jpg

Jesus is a fish. Why else would people display "Jesus fishes" on their cars?

Oh, this too:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6...p189391ws1.jpg

I started a character in Knights of the Old Republic 2, and when I made my character I realized that the blondish-brown-haired, bearded Jedi Guardian I had designed looked just like Jesus. I named him Jesus, and since I've been playing whenever the quest descriptions or the aliens name him I start laughing. I don't have an easy way to take a picture of him given that the game is on my Xbox, but nevertheless...

Other people have done this as well (proof is below). It's quite a stiking resemblance.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89...ty/kotor_1.jpg

Anyway, if I had a better picture I would post it, but I don't have one. (If you really want to see him from the front, start up a KOTOR 2 profile and you should have no problems finding him). That's how I've envisioned Jesus lately.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I picture him a-lol'in.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...esus_lol_1.jpg

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http://asdfhj.com/wp-content/hockeyjesus7bq4po9gj.jpg

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OMG!! i cant stop laughin

http://www.bjorn-comic.com/dandv/ext...mbie_jesus.jpg

I picture Jesus black with a golden cup turning water into wine and pourin' it up.

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Originally Posted by Supergyration!

Jesus would be level 71.

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EPIC LEVEL JEASOUS!

i picture the buddy christ from dogma
too lazy to link a picture

Jesus? You mean the fat Mexican kid from my school? He dropped out last year. Haven't seen him since.

The minute I saw this thread I was like "Talladega Nights", cos I watched it last night too (for the first time!).
When I picture Jesus, I picture the gay husband of a lesbian who spends all her nights away from home, leaving him with only Guys Gone Wild: Hunk Hotel for company.
I imagine my Jesus putting on his purple leather thong and storming to the closest lesbian strip bar and causing them to all have sex changes and ravage his body.
That is my Jesus.

Leeza is my Jesus and Cid is my god.

Like the one on family guy.

http://scrap.me.uk/misc/family-jesus-guy.jpg

http://membres.lycos.fr/christophepo...uck_norris.jpg

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7381

I didn't know Jesus liked Sephiroth! :confused:

Jesus? Like, my own....personal....Jesus?

http://www.schliefkevision.com/images/jesus.JPG

Also acceptable.