If you could have the chance to sucker-punch one and only one celebrity our of nothing but sheer dislike, who would you choose?
I'd want to knock Tim Allen out myself.
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If you could have the chance to sucker-punch one and only one celebrity our of nothing but sheer dislike, who would you choose?
I'd want to knock Tim Allen out myself.
Brad Pitt.
My logic is, if I'm close enough to punch him, I'm close enough to kiss him. And that's like a dream.
I'd say Ben Affleck, but that'd be like fisting him, because of his giant buttcleft on his face. Grossauce. D:
If we're talking movie star celebrities, I'm not really sure. But if we're just talkin' famous people in general, I would be torn between Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter. :p
You'd love to do that and you know it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Paris Hilton. Not because I particularly dislike her, but imagine the kudos...
Famous people in general. I'd much rather throw a bear trap at Ann Coulter then punch her in the face, but this thread is limited to simply face-punching.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azar
Thierry Henry. No contest. :monster:
ummm....anna nicole smith...just cause i hate her so much...and she's really playing up her sons death..:mad:
Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day.
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Punching Coulter is tempting, but I'm going to go with Fred Phelps.
PARIS HILTON.
Easy choice.
David Walliams or Matt Lucas. They just can't get enough publicity which all comes out of one silly little show of theirs. In fact most of Britain's comedians wind me up
Matt Leblanc or Ashton Kutcher.
Seeing as Dan already has this one taken care of, I'm going to drink some 2003 juice and say Avril Lavigne.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
Nobody has said Tom Cruise yet? I'll have to remember to bring my brass knuckles if I have to take care of him myself.
Tom Hanks, he just needs to take his stupid is and go die i n a cornor. He annoys me. I mean it's not like I could get paris, both Shlup and MILF have Paris Hilton covered. That's the first time that phrase was said about her, Paris.. covered. Mark this day.
Kevin Federline.
That was easier than I thought.
Nigella Lawson an Gordon Ramsey. I would sew them together so they could be classed as one celebrity.
Rosie O' Donnell. I mistook her for a fat man.
Britney Spears & Paris Hilton.
Avril i-am-so-great-worship-me Lavigne because she is satan incarnate... and Mr Blobby for being perv (personal experience)
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EDIT: Oh I see, very intriguing
the guy who played rocky dennis...just to see if his face would go like that for real
Ann Coulter. No contest. :mad:
Mel Gibson. He's a great actor and debatably a good director, but he must go DOWN.
Him as well. He's just plain obnoxious. :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Arucard
As for a person I actually want to deck, Chris Martin tops the list easily.
God, I want to hurt him. It's unhealthy, I swear.
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Probably Hilary Duff. Or Axl Rose.
Tom Cruise. He's one weird/crazy/annoying dude.
There are so many people, Billie Armstrong, Brnadon Flowers, Avril Lavigne, Bill O'Reilly, Brendon Urie, and who knows how many more.
However, I think I'm going to go with Gerard Way because all this crap about The Black Parade is really getting on my nerves.
This is so hard...
Demi Moore?
No, I used to like her hair.
OMG! OH!! JOAN RIVERS!!
OMG SHE NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definately Tom Cruise. Anytime the word glib pops into my head I involuntarily break things. But I think the whole waterguninamicrophone was better than any punch from me could ever be.
also, Nick Cage.
Certainly Kevin Costner, wow, even more than I realized.
I certainly wouldn't ever punch Paris, that would just give her more attention and an excuse for facial surgery. Like she needs to be more fake.
Benny Hinn(the god'll heal yaifyougivememoney guy)
Brad Pitt. (Angelina over Jennifer...sheesh...I think Angelina's fugly to the max.)
I haven't really heard anything about HD in a while. I choose Mel Gibson. I'll teach him to hate Jewish people. I get mad even thinking about him. On the other hand, Apacalypto was pretty damn good.Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm